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Chat Pile. Ranked.

Ok, See, they're all good. Arby's Gang whattup.
8Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Rat Boy

Rat Boy
Rat Boy
Rat Boy
7Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Mask

Fucking threatening guitar on this one, composition and tone alike.
Twisted and twisting screams/gurgles at the midpoint are exemplary.
6Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Rainbow Meat

We have the meats.
5Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Garbage Man

A harrowing scene, a terrible mishap gargling Listerine bouncing between blistering tremolo and power chord beatdowns.
4Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Face

No jokes, just savage noise rock and what feels so far like quintessential Chat Pile. Cool sound, boys.
3Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Davis

More ways to scream "Davis!" than you can shake a stick at. One must assume this is a nod to the diversity and nuance in the numerous performances of acclaimed actress Geena Davis.
2Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Dallas Beltway

Classic Abraham/Isaac scenario, but unfortunately God is dead. So the situation plays out a lot more like Saw V than the original.
1Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Crawlspace

The verse about teenagers cutting a dog's throat is the calmest part. This is because everyone knows cops are murderous pigs, but they're also evidently in competition with dogs for "best locatosmeller of truffles." Kill cops. Love bacon. Sorry, Jesus Christ, every day of my life.
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