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Easy Recipe To Get You Laid #1 - Spinach Dip

Obviously its one of my goals to give out sage advice on how to get laid. One of the best ways to do this is to fool women into thinking you know what youre doing in the kitchen. Heres an easy recipe for Spinach Dip (which women fucking LOVE). This is proven as I jacked this from a restaurant Ive worked at over the years and people legitimately go crazy over this stuff. Not going to give out measurements but you can figure it out.
1Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra

SPINACH DIP: Ok so basically you take equal parts Mayo and Sour Cream, lets say 2 cups of Mayo to every cup and a half of sour cream. Then thaw and drain some cooked, frozen spinach (for some reason this works better than fresh). Then youre going to need some crushed red pepper flakes, black pepper, seasoning salt, and fresh minced garlic. The two secret ingredients are water chesnuts (for crunch), and vegetable soup mix (for flavor).
2Limp Bizkit
Significant Other

Mix all this shit up and refrigerate for like 4 hours at least.
3Limp Bizkit
Results May Vary

Get some fresh bread from your bakery for dipping. You could even get a bread bowl and put this in for serving. Oh, also top the dip with fresh diced tomatos.
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