Butkuiss
05.26.24 | List is Madonnaās 10 best albums ranked. Cheers for sticking with me in these trying times. |
Dedes
05.26.24 | What a right load of misfortune
Understandably I took would be upset sleeping on the shit and piss pillow but it's only a fate sealed to those who diss the donna |
Ladron93
05.26.24 | Do you still have the smelly duvet cover of Madonna? Hope you get off your anosmia.
Do you regret the things you did with your ex-wife?
3 and 5 are my faves. |
zakalwe
05.26.24 | I always retrieve stuff out nextdoors bin and donāt think it needs a wash. Iāve got that condition anosmia along with thickasshititis.
āDonāt you like Ma-doona?ā
She wasnāt having it.
Haha classic |
pizzamachine
05.26.24 | āTurns out I forgot to wash the Madoona after pulling it out of the neighbours trashā
š¤¦š»āāļø |
unclereich
05.26.24 | dont you mean your PARTNER left you |
Vercetti
05.26.24 | I'd say the pun was worth it! |
bighubbabuddha
05.26.24 | they aren't worth it bro, life is so much more peaceful after i left my ex. |
Demon of the Fall
05.26.24 | Iām not entirely sure if this is a joke, if so then I enjoyed the absurdity of the whole thing / the doona punchline
In case this is serious then sorry to hear it happened. Obviously you messed up putting it straight back on the bed without washing it, but your wife sounds hella unreasonable not letting you have any input. Controlling behaviour for sure. I let the wife make all these sorts of decisions too, but she usually at least runs them by me out of courtesy and the opportunity to object / pick an alternative is there. |
Ryus
05.26.24 | it was 60 yr old madonna dont lie |
unclereich
05.26.24 | my wife listens to altars agreed |
mouldypigeon
05.26.24 | You defiled the nest something unholy, you got off lightly |
JohnnyoftheWell
05.26.24 | I would let you murder me over that pun ngl, but sweet lawd how does the laundry get skipped in this chain of events smdh |
AlexKzillion
05.26.24 | L wife |
CugnoBrasso
05.26.24 | You did great young padawan. You should have told her that if she wanted to manage the look of your house, she should have fucking graduated. Now that would have been a constructive conversation.
But yahhp covering your bed with baby shit is also a great move. She only noticed the next morning when she woke up, so the smell can't have been all that strong. |
anode
05.26.24 | So you: 1. took your lack of input on interior design personally 2. Annoyed her for the sake of a pun (the worst form of humor) 3. And covered her in trash while she slept. Canāt tell if this is serious or not |
pizzamachine
05.26.24 | Hiring garbage men to toss garbage at your partner wouldāve been next level though |
ArsMoriendi
05.26.24 | I canāt tell if this is a troll post or not
Someone help |
Cryptkeeper
05.26.24 | Classic foible honestly |
botb
05.26.24 | Right there with you ars |
grannypantys
05.26.24 | as long as she is gone, feel free to redecorate other areas of your house as well |
Demon of the Fall
05.26.24 | āSo you: 1. took your lack of input on interior design personallyā
Eh, come on? This is harsh. So he shouldnāt be allowed any input whatsoever because he isnāt an āexpertā? Strange one
Not that the bin thing was cool, obviously (and this is most likely a joke idk š¤·š») |
SomeCallMeTim
05.26.24 | Fam what |
Veldin
05.26.24 | Next step is to apologize with a decor pun- Get her a Madonna-themed chair, āI chair-ish youā |
anode
05.26.24 | If we are taking this as read, no people living in a space should have equal input into the decor. What Iām referring to is not addressing this in a mature way and buying a Madonna cover that hjwill surely annoy her out of pettiness because you took it personally as opposed to addressing the controlling nature that is upsetting you |
VlacDrac
05.26.24 | No way this actually happened. Sounds like the set-up to a sitcom joke. |
widowslaugh123
05.26.24 | This could almost be a cugno list but itās missing something |
Storm In A Teacup
05.26.24 | Comedy? I dont read cugno lists. |
Typhoon24
05.26.24 | maybe she reeeeeeally hates puns |
anode
05.26.24 | True I woulda left him on the pun alone |
Colton
05.26.24 | pretty high quality buttkiss effortposting here good job |
Spec
05.26.24 | Aww shit yeah these are the type of posts we need more of. |
Demon of the Fall
05.26.24 | Iām impressed at how convincing this was. I thought it was legit. But nah, itās too conveniently amusing. At least a couple of others were fooled too, lol
I just didnāt want to seem like a dick, thatās my excuse |
gabba
05.26.24 | Bizarre story, what happened, sucks. Even though you say it didnāt occur to you that the doona may have been dirty, it sounds a bit like you were (subconsciously?) looking for this conflict, which frankly is not surprising given her overly controlling nature when it comes to house design/decoration. What she studies is completely irrelevant here, such relationships have a future only if the partner (you) has a submissive personality, because then, disrespect is tolerated or even appreciated. Otherwise, hmmm, it may not have turned out badly for you on the long term imo. Btw, does she like Madonna? |
artiswar
05.26.24 | this is maybe the most outlandish thing I've ever read on sput. I'm impressed |
CugnoBrasso
05.26.24 | @Storm you should |
Jash
05.26.24 | Last time I was in Australia (Cleveland to be specific) I was staying at a family friends house. I woke up one morning to a ruckus and went downstairs, to find the man of the house with a large sauce pan and lid in his hands. I inquired what the ruckus was about, and he explained he caught a Cane toad in the yard. I said okay, and watched him put it in the freezer. The next morning as we were enjoying coffee he opened the freezer, pulled out the (temporarily) frozen toad, and tossed it into the neighbours yard |
GiaNXGX
05.26.24 | If this is a trollpost, you win the internet, if NOT, how the hell didnāt u notice the smell lmao |
zaruyache
05.26.24 | man did nothing wrong |
Emim
05.26.24 | Post this to AITA on reddit |
zakalwe
05.26.24 | Out of wry curiosity I looked for the bedspread on redbubble.
Couldnāt find an exact match but there is one of Lady Madonna with an absolute cracking set of top bollocks breast feeding a child.
The world has gone mad.
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Rawmeeth38
05.26.24 | If this isnāt a joke, youāre the asshole |
CaliggyJack
05.26.24 | I think both of y'all are wrong here.
She's being rude and unreasonable but man... smell or not you should have washed that the moment you took it out of the trash. |
Orb
05.26.24 | Sounds like a toxic ass marraige |
Butkuiss
05.26.24 | Thanks for the support everyone. Iām a lot calmer today. Iāve thought about it and decided if we didnāt break up over this it wouldāve been something else ā the Jennifer Throwpez is arriving for the couch this arvo. |
zakalwe
05.26.24 | Marry me |
TheArtofTheGanja
05.26.24 | jennifer throwpez hahahaha. good trolling |
bellovddd
05.26.24 | :O
shame i'm not single anymore... |
Dedes
05.26.24 | And the motherfucker has fooled us many
Lol good bait my guy |
Emim
05.26.24 | "the Jennifer Throwpez is arriving for the couch this arvo."
Should've gone with the Cate Blanket |
brainmelter
05.27.24 | I liked reading this and the comments, thanks |
MetalMarcJK
05.27.24 | Cate Blanket ...HAHAHA! |
zaruyache
05.27.24 | that was his third purchase. |
cylinder
05.27.24 | āYou should have told her that if she wanted to manage the look of your house, she should have fucking graduatedā
Lmaoooo fr tho I like this
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Demon of the Fall
05.27.24 | thread of the year |
Trundle
05.28.24 | hold my dick while I'm pissin bitch, and uh, hold my rod when I'm fishin fish.
I want a nasty bitch, a real sick bitch, the kinda sick bitch that'll eat yo shit
I want a chick so sick, that she's crazy fuckin mental,
Takes a shit on a plate, then dissects it with a pencil,
Then takes that fuckin pencil, then sticks it in her mouth,
Then sticks it in her pussy, then sticks it in her mouth |
