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| Records My Partner Has Turned Off in the Car Pt.2
I promised updates. I failed to provide them. Someone bumped the old list and reminded me of its existence. Here are your updates. | 1 | | Judee Sill Judee Sill
“What the fuck is this? Are you listening to church hymns?” | 2 | | Aesop Rock Float
“He sounds like he’s bored by his own music” | 3 | | M.I.A. Maya
“Ugh, it’s like I’m listening to my laptop freeze” | 4 | | Divine Styler Spiral Walls Containing Autumns Of Light
“This is literally just a guy yelling. Are you fucking with me?” | 5 | | Alice Coltrane Journey in Satchidananda
“Do you have any music that sounds less like a yoga camp?” | 6 | | Tom Waits Rain Dogs
“This sounds like carnival music…I don’t believe you, there’s no way this is critically acclaimed”
After checking Wikipedia:
“I don’t care, I’m still turning it off. Was everyone writing about this album DEAF?!” | 7 | | Joni Mitchell Blue
“Nope, not doing this. They made us listen to this song at a school assembly once.” | 8 | | Iglooghost Tidal Memory Exo
“I’m getting a migraine. It sounds like someone recorded a dishwasher being unpacked” | 9 | | Kate Bush The Kick Inside
“Does she ever stop shrieking, or like, is this it?” | 10 | | Bobby Womack Understanding
“Im turning it off. I hate Sweet Caroline. Don’t ask me why, I don’t want to talk about it” | 11 | | Scott Walker Scott
“It’s Sunday morning, for god’s sake. Why is this so jaunty?” | 12 | | Pixies Doolittle
“I thought you said you were putting on nice music” | 13 | | Lights The Listening
“This is just insufferably bubbly. Can we listen to Mark Knopfler instead?” | 14 | | Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris All the Roadrunning
“Sorry, I know I said Mark Knopfler but not this one” | 15 | | Sandwell District Feed-Forward
“Do you have anything that’s less WHOOOOOOOOSHHHH?” | 16 | | Arcade Fire Funeral
“No, it’s fine, I don’t mind if you keep listening to this. I’m putting my earbuds in for the rest of the trip though” | |
Butkuiss
05.22.24 | The long awaited electric boogaloo is finally here! | BaselineOOO
05.22.24 | Assuming you're not gay, this is just further proof that women have better taste than men in music and also everything else. | AsleepInTheBack
05.22.24 | Fucking rip
I have so far largely avoided this whole ordeal but sticking to music that we both fuck with. I tried meshuggah once and she opened the door and jumped out at like 50mph. Since then we've stuck to folk. | Ryus
05.22.24 | based aesop rock hater | bludngorevidal
05.22.24 | 10 is a based opinion | nightbringer
05.22.24 | Relatable. | jrlikestodance
05.22.24 | My partner also hated 6 nice | BaselineOOO
05.22.24 | I admit I've disliked all these girly-ass artists at least once, often on a monthly basis. You should play manly music (Massive Attack, Erukah Badu, Crazy Town, Liars etc.) occasionally or some guy might snatch her away from you! | Relinquished
05.22.24 | did your dumbass self just call erykah badu manly music | BaselineOOO
05.22.24 | any music that makes males territorial and horny is manly | Zakusz
05.22.24 | I would literally leave anybody who turned music off in the car that I found enjoyable, and I wouldn't do it to anyone else either | bobbydylan
05.22.24 | If my partner tried to turn off 16, im pushing them out of the car. | bloc
05.22.24 | Marry her | botb
05.22.24 | Thank you for this I got so many good laughs | Butkuiss
05.22.24 | Could a straight ever have as much panache as I do, Base? | heck
05.22.24 | damn them's fighting words over Pixies | myri14
05.23.24 | LOL, this is sending me. | ArsMoriendi
05.23.24 | Your partner doesn't like Kate Bush? lame | lols
05.23.24 | 2 is the correct take | Trebor.
05.23.24 | If I put on Julien Baker in the car my fiance will jerk the wheel and kill us both | FearThyEvil
05.23.24 | 2's description is absolutely fucking hilarious | cylinder
05.23.24 | 2 seems a bit odd to me. if anything, most of the time he sounds like he's overly in love with his own music lol | JeetJeet
05.23.24 | lol this list is killing meeee |
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