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| Laziest Bands
In light of The Dear Hunter pumping out 36 songs of delicious in just
over a year, which may quickly brand them with the label "hardest
working band in music", or at least "most efficient with their use of
time", lets take a look at the other side of the spectrum at a few of the
laziest bands in music. (holy run on sentence!) | 5 | | Owl City Ocean Eyes
Seriously, screw this guy. He may come out with a sufficient amount of "songs", but releasing the same
one over 20 times doesn't make it music. Hey buddy, stop letting your computer write your music, and
stop being so damn happy. You live in Seattle for christs sake, its always raining and you're supposed to
be depressed. | 4 | | Dredg Chuckles and Mr. Squeezy
As far as I'm concerned, this band hasn't recorded an album since The Pariah.... They have, however, started allowing dan
the automater to write music FOR them. I can only imagine that in the mean time they were too busy being a
disappointment. Seriously guys, I'm really disappointed; go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. | 3 | | Lostprophets The Betrayed
Ok, once upon a time the prophets were actually making consistent music (in sound and in frequency). Even
Liberation Transmission was released in a timely manner, and despite being objectively terrible, it still sounded
coherent. That was 2006. Fast forward four years, and numerous delays and album scraps, and you get the mutt
that is The Betrayed. Not only did they make their fans wait way to long after a horrible album, giving them the
chance to give up and grow up (I did), but it also completely lacked any identity. That being said, the one good thing
that came out of the situation was that I now know Ian Watkins is not only a douche, but a wanker as well. | 2 | | Evaline Postpartum Modesty
Whats could possibly be worse than only having one LP in 5 years, why, having no LP's in 6 years!! Having only
released 2 EP's since 2006, Evaline have sadly settled into obscurity after a promising career never had the chance
to take off. Come on guys, release a full length already! Or at least another EP... | 1 | | Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss
Ok, before I start, let me just say that I love this band. To death. But that doesn't excuse, or change
the fact, that this band is just plain lazy. Releasing their one (and only) full length back in 2007, Yndi
Halda has failed in the mean time to produce even a single recorded song. Sure, a few live recordings
have been circling the web for some time now, but seriously, that just makes their lack of discography
even more apparent. For an "active" band to have only produced 4 songs in their 5 year run (even if
their 20minutes each) is just a travesty considering how great they are. Come on Yndi, show some
life!!! | |
ARuinedEmpire
06.19.11 | I feel blink-182 should be on this list.. I'm still waiting on the album they promised in 09? | HBFS
06.19.11 | tool? | Psychopathologist
06.19.11 | i hope 1 never releases another album, their debut is far too perfect | Strider
06.19.11 | You should add Bullet for My Valentine and Slipknot | geng
06.19.11 | Glassjaw haven't released an LP since 2002. They belong on here. | ErnieHudson
06.19.11 | Ok, once upon a time the prophets were actually making consistent music (in sound and in frequency).
Ok, once upon a time the prophets were actually making consistent music (in sound and in frequency).
Ok, once upon a time the prophets were actually making consistent music (in sound and in frequency).
ok. | Motiv3
06.19.11 | yes add tool. I love 1 and i agree with you. | sublimefan1991
06.19.11 | if solo artists are included, dr. dre's gotta be up there. it's only been 12 years now. | G3N3R1C
06.19.11 | oh fuck you guys chuckles wasn't THAT bad. | Captain North
06.19.11 | Cynic weren't lazy, they were broken up. | Wolfhorde
06.19.11 | No one is lazier than Lykathea Aflame. Last album was out 10 years ago. | Oathbreaker
06.19.11 | Wintersun | Oathbreaker
06.19.11 | "Opeth too (because they are too lazy to write a decent album)."
Eat feces. | foreverendeared
06.19.11 | The Betrayed is a great album. | fsharptrit0ne
06.19.11 | Wintersun all the fucking wayyyy. | TheFonz123
06.19.11 | this list needs tool, acdc, and Pharoah monch (yes he is incredible but still) | Acanthus
06.19.11 | Hmm don't know if Tool is lazy per say, Maynard has a huge ego but is busy fisting his wine business all over the place.
3 has never impressed, I never saw they hype. | FearThyEvil
06.19.11 | Yeah Tool isn't lazy it really just takes them awhile to finish their music. Plus Maynard usually was with a side project most of the time albums for them were in production. | Irving
06.19.11 | Needs moar fucking Nickelback. | Srangerthanficti0n
06.19.11 | needs metallica srrsly huge gaps between the albums and they sucked | dreamobile
06.19.11 | pavement is the laziest band. | whywontyoudie
06.19.11 | where's Nirvana, all they've released is a bunch of compilations for like 15 years | Spec
06.19.11 | Tool might be the laziest. Or just egotistical. | WeepingBanana
06.19.11 | yeah pantera too wtf | MopHeadOvMetal
06.19.11 | Emmure | Skweetis
06.20.11 | Yeah Tool should be on here at number one. Love their music, but they can't justify 5 years between albums, especially when they only tour for 2 of them... if that. | Liberi Fatali
06.20.11 | When I think lazy, I think of bands like Nickelback and The Feelers that just release the same cr*p
over and over again. | Emim
06.20.11 | Except that The Betrayed is actually a good album..... | sublimefan1991
06.23.11 | "where's Nirvana, all they've released is a bunch of compilations for like 15 years" HAHAHAHAHAHA! | anarchistfish
06.23.11 | GNR | FromDaHood
06.23.11 | Glassjaw | NigelH
06.23.11 | "pavement is the laziest band."
They released 5 albums in 9 years....that's not too bad considering they were all ace. | Satellite
06.23.11 | calling bands lazy based on how often they release music is pretty goddamn retarded | NigelH
06.23.11 | Dr. Dre and Tool are the laziest fucks I can think of. | botb
06.23.11 | i'd rather bands take time to make quality stuff rather than pump out fucking stupid shit every year js. |
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