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09.05.10 Worst (professional) Bands I've Ever Li09.05.10 10 Best Albums Ever

Worst (professional) Bands I've Ever Listened To

"Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls" album is enough to assure the band a place in this list. I hope you're not expecting me to write down the fifteen different reasons why this band is among the worst ones ever existed.

To tell the truth, this band should have been placed in the first place of this short list since its album "A Predator's Portrait" had gifted me thousand times that I split my sides with laughing. AMAZINGLY FUNNY, indeed. I also tried their "Figure Number Five" album but the consequences were still the same as the previous one. It must have been then that I heard from them...
3The Cure

Just look at any picture of Robert Smith. They're simply the most gay band in the world. Also..."Friday, I'm in love (???)..."

Ok, there shouldn't be a man who thinks himself to be serious and mature but still likes Manowar. God! What if Eric Adams might have a strong voice? In this band's stuff, everything -and I mean EVERYTHING- is buried below pants made out of sheep's hair. Incredibly entertaining band...

Thrash Metal has never been my fav genre in metal music generally. But, dear Lord!, these motherfucking guys are a bunch of real shitholes. I mean, mr.Petrozza would wish he could sound a bit scary or DANGEROUS (as metal ought to be) but he is just hilarious. Believe me, I've tried out all their stuff and I just keep laughing. Moreover, since mr. Petrozza expands his opinion politically, so damn claiming himself to be some kind of anti-nazi etc., he'd better shut the fuck up and remember why HE DENIED PLAYING with Taake back in the recent past. THIS was a fascistic action, fucking HYPOCRITES!
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