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10 Even Worse Movies/dig List

I don?t recommend anyone looks for these or tries to watch them ever? no matter how kind my blurb might be. Half the list is digs. The other half is 1 necessary pairing and 4 albums that had a track on that movies original sound track.
1Diamond Head
Lightning to the Nations

Hell Comes to Frog Town
IMDB rating: 5.2/10
A USA ?Up-All-Night? standby, HCtFT is a Rowdy Roddy Piper post-
apocalyptic shitfest that makes you wish you were watching just about
anything else.
2Porcupine Tree

Cherry 2000
IMDB rating: 5/10
This movie was on late night TBS TNT or USA pretty much every day of my
youth. Low budget 80?s ?B? post-apocalyptic sci-fi combined with Meg
Griffith when you still wanted to fuck her.
3The Decemberists
The Hazards Of Love

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
IMDB rating: 2.7/10
I actually collected Garbage Pail Kid bubble gum cards when I was a kid so I
was particularly offended by this money grab. The cast they got for this
movie is pretty good for the time and the puppet work is outstanding but
fuck me if there is anything else good to say about this abortion. It?s about
antique collector and his assistant who find a mysterious garbage can from
outer-space? Do I really need to say anything else?
4Neil Young

American Ninja
IMDB rating: 4.8/10
I know I?m messing with a legend here but I?m honestly surprised it carries
a 4.8 average. This movie was horrible and totally unbelievable in any way.
At 11 years old (about the time it hit HBO) I was calling shenanigans on this
turd. Whatever you do don?t ever watch this unless you have a LARGE vial
of meth and a ball-peen hammer to smack yourself with. It?s Michael
Dudikoff at his finest? yah you read that right.
5The Pineapple Thief
Tightly Unwound

Best of the Best
IMDB rating 5.8/10
Okay fucking with another legend here but this time the rating is deserved.
This is a prime B-movie but it?s still a B-movie. This movie has some of the
worst music you?ve ever heard in an 80?s movie and some of the worst
pacing problems ever seen. That being said it really is Eric Roberts at his
best and probably the only reason he continues to get A-movie bit parts
and leads in B-movies to this day.
A Kind of Magic

Highlander: The Final Dimension
IMDB rating: 3.9/10
Realistically there is no reason to go beyond the original movie unless you
want to get into the series which isn?t bad. If you wanted to go ahead and
watch the second movie I?d say go for it but make sure you watch the
?Renegade Version?? most will disagree with me their but hell I?m okay
with it. Then there was III A.K.A. The Final Dimension or as I like to call it
Highlander: Fucking a Dead Horse in Hopes of Getting a Few More Pennies
out of This Franchise. Of course that title would never work. Besides the
fact that it is way too long it is obviously way too honest.
7Owl City
All Things Bright and Beautiful

Going Overboard
IMDB rating: a very very generous 1.9/10
Anyone else get fooled by this mother fucker? Yah I did but I saw it in 96
after Billy Madison hit big and some friends of mine and I were looking for a
little more Sandler comedy to wash it down with. We watched the whole
thing just waiting for it to get funny? it never did and I have a bitter taste
in my mouth over it to this day. If to this point you have been like ?oh I love
B-movies I?m going to check some of these out? that?s fine but not this
one? really NO! I?m pairing it with Owl City because it needs an
appropriately shitty album to go with it.
8Nine Inch Nails
Pretty Hate Machine

Prayer of the Roller Boys
IMDB rating: 4.8/10
Similar to Gleaming the Cube it was a movie based on an x-game (this time
rollerblading) and it had an old favorite child actor Corey Haim and I really
wanted to bang Patricia Arquette so of course I loved it. This movie is pretty
much total crap but I will again give it a fanboy 6/10 just for the memories.
9The Dickies
Stukas Over Disneyland

Gleaming the Cube
IMDB rating: 5/10
God I loved this movie when I was a kid? It had Christian Slater and it was
about Skate boarding and beating the odds. A cameo by Tony Hawk (a real
legend at that time) didn?t hurt either. Looking back it was a bad movie?
really bad but I?d give it a fanboy 7/10
Before the Storm

Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
IMDB rating: 3.5/10 (that is a generous rating)
Holy god? where is the acting? With a budget this large and a cast this well
known no one should have ever Okayed the release for this. Antonio
Banderas and Lucy Liu at their absolute worst, this is the first movie that
comes to mind when someone asks me what the worst movie I?ve ever
seen is.
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