Intothepit
09.15.10 | He needs to know what is considered good music from day one. |
coneren
09.15.10 | 1 will be perfect |
climactic
09.15.10 | Name him Tyler Michael Ferrara.
TMF |
Satellite
09.15.10 | Ferrara is a badass last name.
If I have a son some day, I plan on (trying to) name him Elliott or Brendan. |
FreePizzaDay
09.15.10 | Let's star with the obvious, how about Intothepit Ferrara? |
iamnotchan
09.15.10 | Nasty Nick Ferrara |
theacademy
09.15.10 | Moonbeam Ferrara |
Masochist
09.15.10 | Joey Jo-Jo, Jr. Shabadu |
theacademy
09.15.10 | @Masochist That's the worst name i've ever heard. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Name him Skullgored The Obliterator of the Weak Ferrara |
JWT155
09.15.10 | Josh D. Ferrara. |
iamnotchan
09.15.10 | Josh D. Ferrara.[2] |
Dryden
09.15.10 | dryden jr. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | There will be no Sputnik user names used as names. I will not insult my unborn child like that. |
taroo
09.15.10 | Some of these name makes me laugh.
Josh D. Ferrara.[3] |
coneren
09.15.10 | laundry basket |
Satellite
09.15.10 | Satellite would make a badass middle name, js. |
Jesuslaves
09.15.10 | Vladimir |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I think blanket would fit nicely |
JWT155
09.15.10 | Progmaster86 NeutralThunder12 Ferrara |
Dryden
09.15.10 | boohldaweg i was gonna name my son that u jerkslut |
climactic
09.15.10 | Name him Tyler Michael Ferrara.
TMF
[2] |
theacademy
09.15.10 | jwt wins
no iactually have one better
Taylor Jermolajew Ferrara |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Doomthrone Ferrara |
Curse.
09.15.10 | Satan Lives Ferrara |
Jesuslaves
09.15.10 | Name him George. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Grumblecunt Ferrara |
demon of surveillance
09.15.10 | Name him Count Grishnakh after Varg Vikernes' stage name. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Ferrara Ferrara
4chan Ferrara |
coneren
09.15.10 | BOB ROSS |
Jesuslaves
09.15.10 | Torsofuck McCreampie the 4th. |
climactic
09.15.10 | Verse Ferrara |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Magnus Fightmaster Ferrara |
Urinetrouble
09.15.10 | boolurinedawgtrouble ferrara |
climactic
09.15.10 | There is a Hell Ferrara |
JWT155
09.15.10 | Vincent Chase Ferrara, he'll get all the pussy |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Yes, Satty, Ferrara is a badass last name. I think of Sicilian Don's when I hear my last name. |
climactic
09.15.10 | btw:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/6534150/
you will lol |
Jesuslaves
09.15.10 | OMG ur a guinea? |
tiesthatbind
09.15.10 | IntotheJr |
Mordecai.
09.15.10 | it really should be illegal for some as retarded as you to procreate. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | IntotheJr
Thats Illegal |
theacademy
09.15.10 | ok thats getting capped. right now |
Sowing
09.15.10 | mynameisferarra |
Jesuslaves
09.15.10 | "http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/6534150/
you will lol"
i lol'd |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | They were saying that to your parent's every day, Mordecai. |
Jesuslaves
09.15.10 | 'it really should be illegal for some as retarded as you to procreate.'
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lMHdYVxOlEI/S-1nqCq2AcI/AAAAAAAABMg/BG3EfctfiK4/s400/KettleCallingPotBlack.jpg |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Rycriath The Devourer Of Women Ferrara |
Jesuslaves
09.15.10 | this has been a truly epic night on sputnik. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I think I've changed my mind. His name's going to be Lucifuck Tiger McKenzie-Bratton Pitter Ferrara. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I had my first every colonoscopy today, guys. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Goredafedria, The Only True Son Of The Ferrara |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Did you like it? |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | It was delightful. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Gross.
How did it feel?
I've never had one done by a professional |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Delightful |
iamnotchan
09.15.10 | "I've never had one done by a professional"
lol!
i've only done them in an amateur way (didn't get paid for it) |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | I payed for mine.
D:
Seemed like a waste afterwards when i learned i could do it myself cheaper |
coneren
09.15.10 | Have you decided on a name yet???because all of these are excellent |
Awesomesauce
09.15.10 | Jockitch McBuzzkill |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | When I had my prostate exam 2 weeks ago, the doctor didn't have hands, only nubs. Is that still called fisting? |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Backalley Colonoscopies Ferrara |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | In all seriousness coneren, we're leaning towards Giancarlo, because I really want to keep it Italian. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | You need to have a fist to fist someone.
You got nubbed bro. |
theacademy
09.15.10 | how would you make a nickname out of it
G? |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Yeah, basically, or Geo. One of my best friend's(RIP) name was Giancarlo, and his nickname was Geo. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Gianni Ferrara
|
climactic
09.15.10 | Vinny |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | So I didn't get fisted. *Grabs pencil* I guess I need to erase that checkmark. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | or name him after your grandfather.
Im named after my grandfather. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Anti-matter? |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Family names aren't any good with me for several reasons. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | I like Gianni
Gianni Campo Ferrara
Very Italian-y |
kangaroopoo
09.15.10 | Damian |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Well, if we're going with Giancarlo, the middle name will be either Vincenzo or Jose. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | That reminds me, my italian friend, Rape Man is what everyone calls him (Im Serious), is weird and covered in crosses and wears eye-liner.
Are you one of those italians? |
climactic
09.15.10 | Family names aren't any good with me for several reasons.
Don't Italian families almost always name children by family names? Mine does, anyway, we have like 5 Alberts, Tommys, and Christophers |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | No. I'm covered in tattoos and don't wear make up, and neither do I represent the stereotypical Sicilian. For one, I'm very, very white(most Sicilians are a bit dark due to the mixture of blacks and Italians in Sicily). Two, I don't have any accent whatsoever. Three, fuck stereotypes, I'm here to break the mold |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | They do, climactic, except I grew up in foster homes. Never knew my real family. |
climactic
09.15.10 | Ohh gotcha. Well Giancarlo is cool |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Do it pit.
Im german and native american.
But my germaness overtakes my indian-ness.
So im pasty white with long hair and a pronounced jaw-line.
Go sterotypes, Scalping and Nazis |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Ohh gotcha. Well Giancarlo is cool [2] |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I think my next list will be entitled "Survivor: Sputnik." We're going to vote off 1 person off of the Sputnik Island each week |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | You're right. Okay. New list every 5 minutes. |
climactic
09.15.10 | Can we vote like ten people a day off instead EDIT: beat me to it lol |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | I want to be on the island.
Make me have a manly beard and tye-dye shirt |
BradMan
09.15.10 | I like the second one...but it might be a bad idea to let us sputnik users name your son...especialy with suggestions like " 'Skullgored The Obliterator of the Weak' Ferrara" |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I actually liked Skullgored the Obliterator of the Weak. It's got a nice ring to it, and plus, who's gonna fuck with him at school with that name? |
BradMan
09.15.10 | The kid named Soulhammer 'the Angel Crusher' Smith. |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | Angel Rapist Ferrara |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Skullcrusher Malone |
BradMan
09.15.10 | ^very italian... |
Sheeple9000
09.15.10 | Dick Armey |
Zion
09.15.10 | I am laughing my (huge) balls off at this list. |
GnarlyShillelagh
09.15.10 | Don Corleone |
OvrotLivesAgain
09.15.10 | An intermediate between life and death, only rising up from his eternal slumber to slay his enemies and lay with hot women Ferrera |
InFiction
09.15.10 | Call him Dryden. |
Obfuscation24
09.15.10 | Call him Dryden. [2]
Best list ive seen in forever |
qwe3
09.15.10 | name him rupert.
that's an awesome name |
qwe3
09.15.10 | actually no, name him dominic. that's an even better name |
NeutralThunder12
09.15.10 | lol pit |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | this site brings the lulz |
BigHans
09.15.10 | Bruce. Bruce Ferrara. Manliest name Ive ever heard. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Not really. Every person I know named "Bruce" is gay. |
Maniac!
09.15.10 | Brandon Aaron Michael Frank
BAMF |
Emim
09.15.10 | Dominic Ferrara = badass
Seriously, say it out loud. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I did, except Giancarlo Ferrara sounds like the Head of a Family. |
BigHans
09.15.10 | Vinnie then. Or Pauly. Come on Pit,you gotta give him a guido name. |
BigHans
09.15.10 | HEY YO PAULIE, GET OVA HERE |
Gmork89
09.15.10 | Haha. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Lol, I am. Giancarlo is as guido as it gets! |
BigHans
09.15.10 | what would you call him for short? GIO? |
robertsona
09.15.10 | i get really mad at the internet ferrara |
TRMshadow
09.15.10 | I'm looking forward to the kid who gets CITY from day one |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Too many initial, robertsona.
Yeah, or Gianni. |
Maniac!
09.15.10 | Pfft. I still like BAMF |
BigHans
09.15.10 | I got it. Ace. ACE Ferrara |
Gmork89
09.15.10 | He's going to have a natural skullet by age 2. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Nah, he'll have a mohawk. I'm one of those trendy parents who still thinks mohawks are cool |
Apollo
09.15.10 | Giancarlo Vincenzo Ferrara is pretty badass Nick, that get's my vote.
I like this Sputnik: Survivor list idea. Do it up. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I tried, Apollo. It was deleted immediately. |
Apollo
09.15.10 | ah dammit...you probably gotta disguise it as a music list somehow
remember when this site used to be fun? |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I thought I did. |
Emim
09.15.10 | Name him Antonio, Antonio Ferrara
I like this Sputnik: Survivor list idea. Do it up. [2] |
Apollo
09.15.10 | I'ma try it |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | You need to give me credit, Apollo. If not, I'll sue you for copyright infringement. |
BigHans
09.15.10 | but seriously, out of the three names youve chosen, I would go with James. Its a bad ass name. Its my Dads name. And my middle name. |
Apollo
09.15.10 | check out my new list gaiz, and vote...it is well disguised...okay maybe not but I tried.
all credit goes to his Pitness, Mr. Ferrara |
BallsToTheWall
09.15.10 | Name your son Anne. That's not gonna cause any problems in school. At least it cooler than Giancarlo though. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I was thinking more along the lines of Shirly, Balls. |
BigHans
09.15.10 | when my ex wife was pregnant with our daughter, before we knew the sex, if it was a boy she wanted to name him either Collin or Ethan. I asked her if she wanted the kid to be automatically gay through name osmosis |
BallsToTheWall
09.15.10 | Betsy Ferrara. |
BigHans
09.15.10 | Balls whats your first name. |
BallsToTheWall
09.15.10 | Wylie. Yours? |
BigHans
09.15.10 | haha, right. My name translates to "strong" in the Biblical meaning. Andrew. |
BallsToTheWall
09.15.10 | My middle name is Adolph. Wylie Adolph McCloskey. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | I'm gonna make my girl put City on her Ipod and hold the headphones up the her stomach. Either the kid will come out really intelligent or completely insane. |
BigHans
09.15.10 | studies have shown that music can have effect on a fetus. Think about that before laying some crazy ass Hevy Devy on the poor kid. That said, City rules hard. |
WhiteWallStargazers
09.15.10 | "Wylie Adolph McCloskey"
That's a legit name . . your like a irish drinking nazi or something |
BallsToTheWall
09.15.10 | I love Swedish names, it has nothing to do with swedish metal or vikings, really, i'm definitely gonna name my kids with a Scandinavian name if I do end up having kids. Nothing generic like Steve, Bill, Amanda, or any of that douchebaggery. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Well, I'm thinking of legally changing my name to Heinz Skitvelget, trainer of zee dolphins. |
BigHans
09.15.10 | Bill is a badass name. |
BallsToTheWall
09.15.10 | In forethought I agree. Actually definitely gonna name my first born Damien Omen style. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Why the fuck can I not hail a taxi?
arm out like a Nazi - every cunt's driving past
where the fuck is everyone?
I can't see anyone. I can't see anything!
the hardest part of today is a hangover
empty bottles and empty promises
I got every person I need
and it's gonna be one hell of a messy night!
I can't remember last night. I can't remember anything!
"Party til you pass out, drink til' you're dead.
Dance all night til you can't feel your legs"
We are done with giving a fuck |
BeardedIdiot
09.15.10 | Congrats, Pit!
"I'm gonna make my girl put City on her Ipod and hold the headphones up the her stomach."
I think your kid will be born with a full-on skullet that way... Which isn't exactly a bad thing |
H61
09.15.10 | Dilbert |
porch
09.15.10 | congrats
can't think of a name |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | Awww, you're more clever than that, Porch. |
porch
09.15.10 | In on the Kill Taker Ferrara |
MUNGOLOID
09.15.10 | Duke. |
Foxhound
09.15.10 | Name him.... Foxhound |
BigHans
09.15.10 | Duke Ferrara. Now thats a BADASS name. |
Intothepit
09.15.10 | That might be his nickname, especially if he comes out of the womb with a football helmet on, like I'm hoping. |
8bit
09.15.10 | dryden jr. [2] |
igloodude
09.15.10 | Magnus always works. |
Zip
09.15.10 | Giancarlo. |
Motiv3
09.15.10 | dryden jr [3]. This list is so lolworthy. |
random
09.15.10 | You should name your son Tad. |
Inveigh
09.15.10 | um, this is super-easy.
Tyrone Ferrara. done. |
Inveigh
09.15.10 | or you could be a patriot and name him Osama Bin-Ferrara |
SteelErectedb4you8er
09.15.10 | Giancario is a pretty rad Italian name. |
DGblackz
09.15.10 | Frying pan. That's a beautiful name. |
Torii
09.16.10 | lol at list |
Hyperion1001
09.16.10 | I like Giancarlo, that's a badass name, you son will be a huge pimp if you name him that. |
AnotherBrick
09.16.10 | Fernando |
Nikkolae
09.16.10 | lol brick my names are nicholas fernando lol but yeah i vote for nicholas |
unclereich
12.16.19 | kylo renn |
Sinternet
12.16.19 | hobo johnson |
unclereich
12.16.19 | klinefelter after his dad |