Intothepit
06.25.17 | This is what happens when you're bored at work. |
Deathconscious
06.25.17 | wow |
Ryus
06.25.17 | 4 is a good one |
Idontevenlikemusic
06.25.17 | gettin that necropussy yo |
rodrigo90
06.25.17 | ↑ There's a movie about that, is as disturbing as fuck. |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | there is somthing wrong with the title of this list. remove the "and" and u should be fine |
Tyler.
06.25.17 | how about..uh "no thank you im full" |
Deathconscious
06.25.17 | gd 1 |
JeetJeet
06.25.17 | “Well, you're definitely better than my sister at this" |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | (unintelligible) *sobbing heavily* |
Spec
06.25.17 | this would be more fun if you were alive |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | be a brave girl and don't cry |
Spec
06.25.17 | i came as soon as i could |
ThisIsTheApocalypse
06.25.17 | I'm sorry for your loss. |
Tyler.
06.25.17 | "can i have a glass of water? im getting pretty tired" |
Tyler.
06.25.17 | "i was just speaking to my aunt, she will be here in a second" |
Tyler.
06.25.17 | "honestly i dont even know you" |
hal1ax
06.25.17 | drop your donations off in the back |
ShadowRemains
06.25.17 | did he die of a collapsed lung? because i'll make you run out of oxygen |
Tyler.
06.25.17 | "when will dinner be ready?" |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | don't put it in the wrong hole |
Tyler.
06.25.17 | "do you think chipotle is still open?" |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | I don't like families I'm going for the back door |
ThisIsTheApocalypse
06.25.17 | "drop your donations off in the back"
Holy shit that one is my favorite. |
ShadowRemains
06.25.17 | who in this room would you kill, fuck or merry?
well one's already taken care of... |
Tyler.
06.25.17 | "can you help me find the cough medicine ?" |
ShadowRemains
06.25.17 | also filed under "things you never want to hear grandma saying"
"i used to ride him like a stallion" |
hal1ax
06.25.17 | she often requested on being cream-ated in her youth, but as she got older, she settled on being buried |
ShadowRemains
06.25.17 | the headstone isn't the only thing here that is hard as granite |
hal1ax
06.25.17 | lol |
JayEnder
06.25.17 | "i came as soon as i could"
Spec wins. Lol |
ShadowRemains
06.25.17 | "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of hugh hefner" |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | I feel like I'm falling into a black hole |
hal1ax
06.25.17 | sorry, you'll have to settle for 6-inches under |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | XXXTENTACION is the winner |
ThisIsTheApocalypse
06.25.17 | Her eyes rolled back and her mind slipped from reality.
Nah just kidding none of us here are that good at sex nor will we ever be. |
ScuroFantasma
06.25.17 | I'm so alone |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | Her eyes rolled back and her mind slipped from reality.
sounds to me more like u drugging her. pig!
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22951098
"Huli people use 'eating coffee candy' as a metaphor for engaging in sex at funerals"
"Huli use the fatalistic expression 'Eat coffee candy and die,' to refer to funerals as a space of HIV risk" |
hal1ax
06.25.17 | i was expecting more people
and an open box |
hansoloshotfirst
06.25.17 | we cum together today |
ThisIsTheApocalypse
06.25.17 | Why the fuck would you actually want to have sex a funeral |
Flugmorph
06.26.17 | very nice list
appeases the necroboi in me |
ShadowRemains
06.26.17 | "Why the fuck would you actually want to have sex a funeral"
ask chazz reinhold |
hansoloshotfirst
06.26.17 | I want to have sex at my own funeral. |
ThisIsTheApocalypse
06.26.17 | I'm not gonna question how that's going to work |
ScuroFantasma
06.26.17 | I wish this wasn't a wake |
Papa Universe
06.26.17 | You're like dead tonight, hon. |
Spec
06.26.17 | "Why the fuck would you actually want to have sex a funeral"
Why the fuck not?? |
Papa Universe
06.26.17 | Oh man, this is going like six feet deep... |
butcherboy
06.26.17 | The maggots in the iron lung won't copulate, I say whoa oh oh oooooooh ohhhhh.. |
unclereich
06.26.17 | Cant tell u how many times ive said the wrong name luckily most of them are asleep |
50iL
06.26.17 | Nice job Sput |
BlazinBlitzer
06.26.17 | Not pulling out was a grave mistake. |
Toad
06.26.17 | Where should I put the flowers |
Papa Universe
06.26.17 | If only you were still alive. |
Koris
07.31.17 | I'll get the shovel |
zakalwe
07.31.17 | It'll go in and turn to dust |
Demon of the Fall
07.31.17 | She looks so peaceful, laying there with her eyes shut. |
rodrigo90
08.01.17 | Any type o negative song works in both places. |
rodrigo90
08.01.17 | Or situations |
