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08.17.10 Iron Maiden Hair Ranked08.17.10 Iron Maiden Albums Ranked

Iron Maiden Hair Ranked

Based on the wikipedia pictures because I went to the group photo on Metal-Archives and couldn't tell who was who.
1 Steve Harris

He just has some sexy flowing locks, he has to take first place!
2 Adrian Smith

The handsome facial hair gives him the edge over the other Maidens. Two words: I. Would.
3 Janick Gers

Nice and frizzy, kind of like that guy in Coheed And Cambria but 98% less gay.
4 Dave Murray

Nothing too spectacular, but it gets the job done!
5 Nicko McBrain

lol SKULLET!!!
6 Bruce Dickinson

The lack of hair makes it hard to actually rank ol' Brucey, so unfortunately it's last place for him.
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