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Worst Songs To Have Sex To

According to Madonna's True Word, the following are the worst 30* songs to get jiggy to.
1Cannibal Corpse
I Cum Blood

"I need a live woman to fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill"
"I pissed in her maggot filled asshole"
2The Fresh Prince of Bel
Theme Song
3Dennis Leary
I'm an Asshole

Although I'm sure she'll find that out soon enough, providing she hasn't already
4Cannibal Corpse
Stripped, Raped And Strangled
5Fucked With A Knife
6Meat Hook Sodomy

Read the lyrics.
"Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feelings deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood
Drenched body
Begin the anal grounting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
Bodily destruction
Vulgar molestation"
7Kicked In the head
I Want You Dead
8Tenacious D
Fuck you Gently
9Circle Jerks
Group Sex

Unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.
10Three Sixes
I Fuck The Dead

Hmm... Well, probably not?
Date Rape
12Linkin Park
Bleed It Out

I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, I bleed it out
Whos Your Daddy
Fuck Like a beast
15Anal Cunt
I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
16Blink 182
I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass

she will find out regardless
17Tammy Wynette
18System of a Down
Violent Pornography
20Cannibal Corpse
Anything written by Cannibal Corpse, serously anything written by them ever ever ever
Sex, Murder, Art.
22Tiny Shit
I Will Fuck Your Cunt
Raining Blood
The Penis Song

Obsessively, compulsively, it only wants one thing: to fill your chosen orifice with ropes of pearly string..
Chainsaw Gutsfuck
26Dropkick Murphys
Kiss Me I?m Shitfaced
27Westboro Baptist Church Choir

The AIDS Song by Westboro Baptist Church Choir
28John Mayer
Your Body is a Wonderland

Sounds kinda romantic until you hear the song. Probably the most perverted song ever written.
29Dead Kennedys
I Kill Children
30Justin Bieber

Anything by Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, or the Jonas Brothers, If you consider that "Music"
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