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Really Annoying Things Trolls Do
1 Faunts

"I was banned and this was a remake."
This is the most retarded cover-up for when people figure out that the person is a really bad
troll. You're either probably a noob, or the alt of a person that the sight probably doesn't
like anyways. Nixon didn't claim he was an alt when he was in the shit for doing some pretty epic trolling, he
resigned, which is what you should do from your computer.
2Full of Hell
Roots of Earth are Consuming My Home

"U Mad Bro" and other Meme speak.
Memes are the entry level, bottom of the barrel part of internet culture. Back in 2006, that
unfunny and awkward kid would quote Dane Cook in order to get a rise out of people be it
laughter or anger. In 2012, Memes have replaced fucking Dane Cook.
3 Omari

People who ADMIT they're Trolling.
Good murderers don't come out of hiding and say "LOL MURDERED U." You're either
insane or totally retarded in that case. And when you do that with trolling, you're admitting on
the spot you're a shitty troll. Also, you're retarded.
4Moving Mountains

Attempts at being offensive.
Okay. So maybe offensive things are funny sometimes. However, if your way of
offending people is to post NIGGERJESUSCOCKHITLERSEMEN and the image of dead
children on a message board, you're the internet equivalent of that fat girl who throws
tampons at people during parties.
Clean Head

Attacking things a sight may like in an overdone manner.
Okay. I guess I'll put this into Sputnik terms. So, basically, an overwhelming amount
of people enjoy Converge's Jane Doe. I for one am not much a fan of Converge. As
of late, there have been a lot of reviews deliberately calling it shitty. For the most
part the first two were funny. But by the fifth one and the fact one is written every
fucking day, you just start rolling your eyes. I mean, if you're gonna piss a bunch of
people off, atleast be original.
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