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3 Hilari-bad Moments In 'Core

The 'Core explosion has offered us some of the best laughs. But these ones take the cake.

The song starts off like your generic snore-worthy Metalcore. However, this song takes a hilarious turn for the worst when it becomes an surprise Slipknot Tribute at :35
2For Today

There are many unnecessary things that Metalcore puts into songs before breakdowns, but Jesus Lovers For Today's song Redemption puts in the most out of place line ever at 1:32, to quote Rick Gerhardt: "Where the wickity whack did "Ride 'em cowboy" come from? Last time I checked Jesus was a carpenter, not a cowpoke on a dude ranch"
3Black My Heart
Thick As Blood

I'm just gonna let this song speak for itself when I challenge you in the game of, "Find the Gayest line in this song."
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