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Terrible Band Names

Band names are not the most important thing, but I think it is kind of important. Deleting spaces and adding punctuation are big no nos. I wouldn't pay too much attention to the order after the top ten. Another list with my favorite band names will be following.

they misspelled platypus
49Into It. Over It.

No punctuation allowed. Decent band though.
48Yeah Yeah Yeahs


Thankfully they changed their name.

The second they replaced a u with a v this went from bad to terrible.

did adults really think replacing a 5 with an S would be cool?
44Suffocate For Fuck Sake

no comment.
43Dance Gavin Dance

Love this band. Terrible name.

Whats wrong with vowels?

whoever started this trend needs to be banished from music.
40The World Is a Beautiful Place...

15 words? If your name has to be shortened and it's still too long, you've done something wrong.
39Death Cab for Cutie

If your band name has the word cutie in it, it's terrible.
38Arsonists Get All the Girls

37Limp Bizkit

if your band name has a misspelling of the word biscuit in it, it's terrible.

might have been ok if they left those all important spaces in there.
35Do Make Say Think

too many verbs
3436 Crazyfists

too many crazyfists
33You Blew It!

they blew it.

bad with or without spaces
31Neutral Milk Hotel

any kind of milk hotel would have been bad.
30A Great Big Pile of Leaves

a great big pile of shitty band names.
29Adebisi Shank


woulda been a good name until they deleted that space and added a period for no reason.
27HORSE the band

one of my favorite bands and the name actually fits kind of. but still bad.
26The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

25And So I Watch You From Afar

stalking is bad.
24Captain, We're Sinking

punctuation is bad
23Biffy Clyro

is this someone's name or what?
22Algernon Cadwallader

what the is heck is it?

the name says it all.

awesome band but a childish misspelling is never a good idea.
19Right Away, Great Captain!

see captain, we're sinking.
18The Number Twelve Looks Like You


see maybeshewill
16Panic! At the Disco

more punctuation
15I Would Set Myself On Fire For You

woulda made a good song name.

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All. Shoulda stopped at Odd Future.
13Anal Cunt

I understand they were going for shock value still gross. Also terrible band.
12I See Stars

11Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra

Guess they learned nothing from Godspeed.

if your band name has the word stank in it, you've made a mistake.
9Attack Attack! (US)

terrible band with a terrible name

so dumb
7Giraffes? Giraffes!

i would have accepted giraffes.
6The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

so emo.
5Portugal. The Man

makes no sense.
4Sunn O)))

bravo. the only band to implement three parentheses in their name.
3Godspeed You! Black Emperor
2Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate)
1Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
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