theacademy
11.05.10 | take a shit in the auditorium |
Josh D.
11.05.10 | Shitting anywhere that isn't a bathroom is a win really. |
Satellite
11.05.10 | definitely something shit-related |
theacademy
11.05.10 | tin foil is a godsend for transporting your shit to the targets you've selected |
Josh D.
11.05.10 | Take a shit the night before on wax paper. In the morning, it should be dry. Take it to school and super glue it on the door handle of a door that only teachers use (like if there is a teacher's lounge or something).
Or if that takes too much work, just straight up shit on the door handle. |
Vertipire
11.05.10 | lulz |
Jebull
11.05.10 | lol shitty comments! |
Josh D.
11.05.10 | Force yourself to puke, and do it into a gallon size plastic bag. Take it to school. If you have access to a microwave, put the bag in it and turn on the microwave for 10 minutes.
If no microwave, go into the cafeteria. Open the bag and slide it as hard as you can down the table from one end so that the puke leaves a trail as it goes (so slide it away from yourself with the open end towards you, you know).
Stuff like that. |
Satellite
11.05.10 | sneak into the teachers' lounge and take a shit in one of the coffee filters. then brew a fresh pot of coffee and wait for the staff to drink your shit. |
coneren
11.05.10 | heres aprank probably
THEACADEMY IS A JIZZ HAMMOCK |
astrel
11.05.10 | Have sex with your hand, then tell some random girl about your orgasm that she missed out on. |
Satellite
11.05.10 | take a shit in a urinal.
tried and true. |
Josh D.
11.05.10 | It's not a prank, but while you are walking down the hall with friends, while one is talking, just interrupt him and yell as loud as you can "You will pay for your malfeasance".
Or just dance like Michael Jackson and sing the chorus to "Smooth Criminal" (AAF version) over and over. Like, don't go to class, stay in the hallway doing it. Make them physically force you to stop. |
KevinGarnett
11.05.10 | Murder someone. You'll never ever laugh so hard when you look in their family's face.... |
Josh D.
11.05.10 | Lol |
kangaroopoo
11.05.10 | short circuit all photocopiers, major panic will ensue |
Ovrot
11.05.10 | Rape Them With Shit. |
Emim
11.05.10 | Shit Them With Rape |
qwe3
11.05.10 | get everyone in your year to buy one or two alarm clocks and set them to go off at whatevers a good time during school. then hide them fucking everywhere. classrooms, bathrooms, in pot plants, cupboards whatever. also set phone alarms to go off at that time too. |
Jebull
11.05.10 | lol qwe, thats actually pretty awesome |
Emim
11.05.10 | Put superglue into the car door locks for all the teachers. |
Transient
11.05.10 | 1. buy 3 farm animals of some kind (preferably pigs or sheep)
2. paint the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them
3. let them loose
4. lulz |
Jesuslaves
11.05.10 | flag plz |
Skimaskcheck
11.05.10 | flag plz [2] |
Sheeple9000
11.05.10 | feature plz |
DENEpants
11.05.10 | paint the white boards white. |
AnotherBrick
11.05.10 | here's 2 things that i always wanted to do.
i assume that your ceiling is tiled, so you can easily throw something up there.
1. put a gallon of milk up there and that's it
2. get a lot of stopwatches, give them out to a lot of people. set all the alarms about a minute apart. go through the school and throw them up in the ceiling |
AnotherBrick
11.05.10 | son of a bitch. now it looks like i stole from qwe. maybe i should read first |
Inveigh
11.05.10 | 1. buy 3 farm animals of some kind (preferably pigs or sheep)
2. paint the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them
3. let them loose
4. lulz
^that's a tried and true classic, but I like to add a twist. Instead of there pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4, just get four pigs numbered 1-4. Release Pig #s 1, 2 and 4 first, and once they're all caught, it's likely that the principal of your school (or someone) will make an announcement over the PA like "ok, the prank's over guys, we've all heard this one before, there are only three pigs, calmly return to your school work."
That's when you release the fourth pig. |
FromDaHood
11.05.10 | When I was in 7th grade this dude took a shit on his hand and wiped it all over the walls of the bathroom, that would be pretty tight.
Or pee on the radiators, unless your school doesn't have radiators |
Inveigh
11.05.10 | but really you should just find some place creative to take a shit. |
AnotherBrick
11.05.10 | we have a pit in our high school and i always wanted to fill it up with water and put fish in it. or fill it with those chuckee cheese balls |
FromDaHood
11.05.10 | You could take apart a car and rebuild it in the school, like on Drake and Josh |
Inveigh
11.05.10 | nah man fill it with laundry detergent
then add water |
