mellany macabre: Sooooooo I Finally Decided On A Girl Name =^-^=

mellany macabre 04.29.10	WITCHXRAPIST
Masochist 04.29.10	Ahhh...did I miss something?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i guess? idk i used to be a boy, just to fill you in mister
Masochist 04.29.10	Yeah, if I remember correctly, wxr is a dude named Matt. So...now he's a lass named Mellany?
JulesWin 04.29.10	seems interesting, too bad this list is gonna be deleted soon. so what was your boy name?
americanmusicmachine 04.29.10	hmm I've been thinking of getting my penis removed for awhile now. was it painful? do you regret it/do you miss your penis?
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	Cut it! Cut it! Cut this cancer from my soul Now that I've made it... I'm finally naked...
mellany macabre 04.29.10	um i dont has a vagoo yet :/ i know for a fact im not gonna regret it and why would this list get deleted? its a legitimate list.
JulesWin 04.29.10	now that you have a vagina, don't you wish you had your penis to use it on?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i havent gotten srs yet, im still saving up
TheSpirit 04.29.10	listening to 1 now and i don't know how i feel about it
JulesWin 04.29.10	if you haven't gone all the way, why did you say you USED to be a boy?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i'm not a boy. i've always identified myself as a girl, and i've been living as a girl and been on hormone therapy for a while now.
JulesWin 04.29.10	"i've always identified myself as a girl" but you said you used to be a boy. I'm confused
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i was born a boy. i have a penis. it's very simple.
feav233 04.29.10	somebody catch that penis, seriously you need it
JulesWin 04.29.10	your gonna miss that penis
Parallels 04.29.10	can we be best friends?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	trust me, im not jumping into anything i havent thought about, i am nooooot going to miss it at all, its so embarassing and it just feels wrong to have it there :(
Parallels 04.29.10	no really i find this all fascinating and i crossdress myself
mellany macabre 04.29.10	omg sputnik besties
Ire 04.29.10	scene girl
Parallels 04.29.10	for sure! i added you as a friend on the message boards.
mellany macabre 04.29.10	eh im not really scene anymore tbh
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i mean, honestly anyone who's scene after high school... wow lol
Parallels 04.29.10	ires just being a prick, like most of the people here
mellany macabre 04.29.10	obviously, im just trying to let him no how hip i am :p
Ire 04.29.10	omg : ((( I never said you were. I just said "scene girl." I'm confused is this a name change or a ...
Parallels 04.29.10	ire its a gender bender thread. run for your lyfe
mellany macabre 04.29.10	yes this is a name change derp and the list is just stuff ive been digging latelyyyy
Parallels 04.29.10	do u mind if i email ya?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	sure email away, my email's mellany.macabre@gmail.com
feav233 04.29.10	im using your email to sign you up for penis enlargement
ffs 04.29.10	i love my penis it owns
BSX 04.29.10	If I were a boooooooooooooy I would want to be a girl and be ignored except when I take of my clothes and make sandwiches
feav233 04.29.10	http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091106213736AAoykN6
BSX 04.29.10	LOL feav233
mellany macabre 04.29.10	ahahahahaha the first answer is gold
cvlts 04.29.10	make up ur mind mappers
intothepit83 04.29.10	woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
Ire 04.29.10	I see. Congrats on sticking it to the man/woman.
cvlts 04.29.10	cool story bro
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	Pit, good thing you recovered your 3-inches-long prosthetic penis.
feav233 04.29.10	how'd yo penis become detachable in the first place
intothepit83 04.29.10	Good thing you guys don't have any clue what song that's from. Fucking idiots
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	Pit, u mad?
intothepit83 04.29.10	ghostechoes- u stupid?
americanmusicmachine 04.29.10	hey guys wazzup?
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	Derp!!1!
Parallels 04.29.10	lolololl
feav233 04.29.10	sounds like one of them king missile songs
intothepit83 04.29.10	Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! At least there's 2 smart people on this list now. and yes, i'm one of them, so shut the fuck up
mellany macabre 04.29.10	into the pit, ur a lozer
intothepit83 04.29.10	^sorry, don't take people who mispell words on purpose seriously
Parallels 04.29.10	dont pick a fight with pit, bad idea
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i can take him :p
intothepit83 04.29.10	oh, and btw, you are the definition of loser(or "lozer." i guess i'm not cool enough to mispell the word.) I'm not the one who wants to trade my cock in for a hole because of daddy issues
americanmusicmachine 04.29.10	BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BITCH
mellany macabre 04.29.10	oh wow pit ur so rite, i shouldve realized that transitioning would make me a lozerrrrr ur stoopid
Prophet178 04.29.10	Even a list by a "girl" that's not really a girl gets over 60 comments.
intothepit83 04.29.10	i'm not the one who cannot spell correctly
intothepit83 04.29.10	Did daddy beat you? Was he an alcoholic? Did brother force himself upon you while you were sleeping? Is that why you believe you are a girl? Or is it because you're just royally fucked up and it's an excuse for you to say you are okay?
americanmusicmachine 04.29.10	BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BITCH
mellany macabre 04.29.10	Oh I am so sorry user intothepit83, I did not realize the internet is the bastion of proper grammar and spelling. I was under the impression that shorthand and silly spellings were standard these days. P.S. I'm an English major, suck it try hard. @Prophet: I really am a girl, gtfo.
Prophet178 04.29.10	Girls have vaginas if I remember correctly.
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	My momma always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
americanmusicmachine 04.29.10	yr momma's a fat whore bitch
JWT155 04.29.10	Hai guys, did I forget to mention from when I joined her that I'm a girl?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	lol@retards that think that sex and gender are synonymous also, lol@acting like girls only have vaginas and boys only have penises my one friend is a genetic girl, but she was born with flesh between her vagina and uterus, and had ascended testes, does that make her not a girl? she has ovaries too this stuff isnt all black and white, gawsh also, @intothepit, i love how you assume my gender dysphoria is related to "daddy" issues, what a crock of shit
intothepit83 04.29.10	"Mellany"- Is that supposed to impress me? Because as far as I can see, that don't mean shit. And yes, you're a boy, you have a dick, get over it. Americanmusicmachine- wanna be my permanent hype man?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	hey jwt, learn to read, i didnt just join also, im paying for my vagoo, but my daddy said hed pay for me to get bewbies, but im gonna pay for those too, i dont want him to spend that kind of money on me, when hes already putting me through school but like, vagoo first, gotta have priorities : p
Ire 04.29.10	you sillies
Prophet178 04.29.10	lol@thinking that a story about birth defects can take away from the fact that you were born a boy, with a penis, and chose to change that.
mellany macabre 04.29.10	""Mellany"- Is that supposed to impress me? Because as far as I can see, that don't mean shit. And yes, you're a boy, you have a dick, get over it." no, its a fucking example that theres more to sex and gender than just complete males and females, not everyone is so fortunate to be 100% masculine or feminine also, its 2010 retard
JWT155 04.29.10	I was talking about myself cunt hence the "I". You learn to fucking read.
intothepit83 04.29.10	"Mellany"- Your whole idea is a crock of shit. And don't compare your friend to your situation. She was born with it, you weren't. And yes, as long as you have a penis, you're a boy, and every idiot guy that reaches down your pants is gonna say the same thing. Also, when your "vagoo" doesn't get wet when you finally get one, don't start crying when guys won't touch you with a ten foot pole.
FreePizzaDay 04.29.10	Wow. 70 comments and no pics. :O
americanmusicmachine 04.29.10	BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MUDDAHFUCKIN BITCH
intothepit83 04.29.10	2010? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? And don't worry, I wasn't talking about your "confusion" impressing me, I was talking about the fact that you think a bullshit english major's gonna impress me, you dumb twat
mellany macabre 04.29.10	free pizza day, plenty of people on here know what i look like, ive been posting on the forums since '04 :o
Parallels 04.29.10	lol goddamn it musicmachine
FreePizzaDay 04.29.10	I meant n00dz, but whatevs.
qwe3 04.29.10	intothepit stop insulting people remember it makes me cringe good luck with it mappy. account name = new name or is it sth different?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	lol pit, use ignorant yo ky makes gel tabs for trans girls and women who cant lubricate, you can discretely slip them up your vagoo, and then the tab dissolves and you're lubed with a very convincing faux-vaginal fluid i use them in my butt c:
mellany macabre 04.29.10	and i have a boyfriend, and he knows im a girl, so its cool
Parallels 04.29.10	"ive been posting on the forums since '04 :o" for real? how come ive never seen you! gosh dang it
intothepit83 04.29.10	Qwe- shut the fuck up. You're about as useful as a blind seeing eye dog. "Mellany"- is he a double-arm amputee without sight, or is he a faggot too?
Parallels 04.29.10	all we need is cirq now and wed have full wtf output
mellany macabre 04.29.10	@sonicspeed: i am the robots/witchxrapist @intothepit: no, hes actually a vv nice handsome nerdy boy who likes skramz almost as i do c:
qwe3 04.29.10	yo sup im intothepit839862343289236498234 ur momma faggot bitch i fuckt ur momma hard
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	Pit, what up, bro? I haven't seen you since last time!
intothepit83 04.29.10	Qwe- There! Now that's the spirit! It'll be easier once you get off the dick for awhile
Parallels 04.29.10	yup qwe3, thats pit alright. "and i have a boyfriend, and he knows im a girl, so its cool" and i was getting my hopes up. lol jk i jus wanna be friends
qwe3 04.29.10	thats what ur momma said when i was pounding her hard bitch
mellany macabre 04.29.10	how about instead of trying to be cool on the internet, you just stfu pit lets talk about how awesome all these albums are
qwe3 04.29.10	dudes yo i totally fucked this qwe guy up i implied he was gay and that i did his mother it was sweet shoulda been there poor guys prolly crying as we speak
JWT155 04.29.10	"a blind seeing eye dog" lol
qwe3 04.29.10	I only have White Tomb by Altar of Plagues. guess I need 1 because AoP rules
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	Heaven In Her Arms is what's up, amirite?
Prophet178 04.29.10	Sonicspeed you're fucking pathetic.
intothepit83 04.29.10	Qwe- For someone who thinks he is intelligent, you still don't have a clue, do you? Mellany- No matter how many times you say you are a girl, you are a guy. Your sexuality isn't identified by what you say you are, but what body part you have, you fucking stupid cunt
Ire 04.29.10	sonicspeed got da rite idear YO CIRq
Parallels 04.29.10	havent heard any of these albums. im an ironmaiden/megadeth/slayer/judaspriest/dreamtheater/rush/nineinchnails/opeth/him/badreligion/thekillers/mychemicalromance fan
JWT155 04.29.10	I'm a huge Killers fanboy myself.
mellany macabre 04.29.10	qwe, get this and sol
qwe3 04.29.10	dude when are you gonna do the whole "i was acting like a moron for jokes! jeez" thing? or are you actually acting like a moron? jw no offense dude bro man
mellany macabre 04.29.10	intothepit, you're just regurgitating the same bullshit every redneck from my town spouts at me anyway, i really could care less that youre an ignorant cunt
qwe3 04.29.10	cheers. HihA rules. I actually prefer to Envy because vocalist doesn't sound the same every fucking song
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	HiHA can be way more chaotic, though.
mellany macabre 04.29.10	really? i
qwe3 04.29.10	all the better to chaos you with my dear
mellany macabre 04.29.10	wow i cant make hearts in comments now? :c but yeah, i love tetsuya's vocals, envy is way more pretty too, but ive just been listening to a lot of hiha laely.
Parallels 04.29.10	"Sonicspeed you're fucking pathetic." fuck you. i dont give insults. im just being nice to him, er.. her. pits' the one fueling the fire
qwe3 04.29.10	yeah his voice is awesome. huge amount of force behind it. but he does the whole DADADADAAAAAA sorta rhythm so much
Ghostechoes 04.29.10	New HiHA album due in June or July, right?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	him? i thought yew wanted to be my friend jerk :c
Parallels 04.29.10	i dont know what you prefer to still go by since you havent had it yet. do u always dress like a girl? yu see i have no idea
FreePizzaDay 04.29.10	I'm a human but I was born a badger.
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i started transitioning when i was 17, and ive been living as a girl full time since i was 19, im 21 nao ive just been going by my sister's nickname for me for all these years, but i finally decided on mellany c:
JWT155 04.29.10	A witch once turned me into a newt... I got better.
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i unfortunately weigh more than a goose :c
mellany macabre 04.29.10	and i dont think a bridge could be built out of me
Parallels 04.29.10	alrighty thats cool. gtg ttyl
mellany macabre 04.29.10	oh and sonic ive been going through hrt since i turned 18 and ive been going to speech therapy and singing lessons regularly for a while
Prophet178 04.29.10	Hahahaha Sonicspeed just made this thread for me.
intothepit83 04.29.10	In possession of penis=guy Face it
mellany macabre 04.29.10	ya wtf, what a loser, being all nice and shit ugh
Prophet178 04.29.10	Being nice to a guy that he thought was a girl up until the point you said you are fat then bailing.
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i said im fat? i thought i made a joke referencing a monty python quote idiot
Parallels 04.29.10	alrighty im back miss me? hey when u gonna answer my email? :(
mellany macabre 04.29.10	i only weigh 110 lbs tyvm
intothepit83 04.29.10	Today, I'm human. Tomorrow, I'll be a pterodactyl
Parallels 04.29.10	i unfortunately weigh more than a goose :c how heavy is a goose? i weigh 160 and im 6' 3" lol i havent seen monty python in a long while. hey im not called sonicspeed for nothing. speedy as hell. "ya wtf, what a loser, being all nice and shit ugh" well now youve gone and hurt my feelers... :( im sensitive
mellany macabre 04.29.10	what an original joke! teol
intothepit83 04.29.10	What... is your name?
Parallels 04.29.10	whos name? what was a joke?
intothepit83 04.29.10	What... is your quest?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	@sonic: the joke comment was at pit, lol i was referencing monty python and the quest for the holy grail @pit: thats one of the best scenes in the holy grail looooool
Parallels 04.29.10	what is the airspeed velocity of an airladen swallow?
mellany macabre 04.29.10	afferkan
Parallels 04.29.10	no but seriously mellany we should get to know each other!
intothepit83 04.29.10	You must bring us...... a shrubbery!
Parallels 04.29.10	what? youve got coconuts and yo bangin them togetha?
intothepit83 04.29.10	Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
JWT155 04.29.10	Oh God what have I done.
Parallels 04.29.10	blue! no wait, greee--- aGHHH!!!
mellany macabre 04.29.10	1, 2, 5, i mean 3!!!
Parallels 04.29.10	supa bump
BSX 04.29.10	LOL damn I should've figured a flame war was going to happen. . . 90% of the time it does when a "girl" makes a list on Sputnik.
assage 04.29.10	so u were rly woman all along?is thiss identity
Brylawski 04.29.10	wtf is this
assage 04.29.10	do u hav balls
SrightryEpic 04.29.10	but what if somebody wanted to fondle your balls :c
assage 04.29.10	do u give blowjobs no homo
TMobotron 04.30.10	Lol jesus there are some pieces of shit in this thread. intothepit talking about shit like daddy issues but everything he's said here makes him sound like he's the most fucked person on this site. americanmusicmachine "BOOOOOOOOOOOOM BITCH" that's pretty fucking funny dude. Seriously good luck with the whole thing.
americanohno 04.30.10	holy shit you guys are scum, fuck you lousy fucking motherfuckers
mellany macabre 04.30.10	wow, a lot of fucking stupid questions itt
TMobotron 04.30.10	BEST SKRAMZ ALBUM THAT'S NOT PREDICTABLE LIKE CTTS OR GOSPEL QUICK
KritikalMotion 04.30.10	i remember your journals way back
mellany macabre 04.30.10	best skramz album is hard... maybe dance tonight! revolution tomorrow! by orchid, love like... electrocutions self titled, and upon the right was a new misery by love lost but not forgotten
mellany macabre 04.30.10	its seriously taken me this long to come up with a good name ugh
Greggers 04.30.10	I can't believe I missed this list
porch 04.30.10	thread is kind of dumb. good luck with it mellany
mellany macabre 04.30.10	danke n_n and yeah maaad dumb questions itt