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Rnd 8: Pjorn Doesn't Hate Everything

Round 8 Good music I would hate (requirements are 50-200 ratings and an average of 3.8 or higher. Lowest score I give out, wins)
Under a Funeral Moon

Round 8

Good music I would hate (requirements are 50-200 ratings and an average of 3.8 or higher. Lowest score I give out, wins)


Ovrot - 2
Clover - 1
ramon - 1
Zippa - 1
Aaron - 1
Kris. - 1
Wrath of the Tyrant


first song was kinda dungeon synthy which actually was awesome. after that it was just of shitty lofi black metal with bad vocals. i couldn't even tell there was drums unless I really really listened. even tho I generally don't like black metal, I have a hard time believing anyone thinking this is good at all. i like lofi music but this was borderline unlistenable. pretty awful stuff. 1.5/5.0
3The Cardigans
Long Gone Before Daylight


what the fuck dude. this legit sounded like christian soft-rock. there is something about her voice on this record that I just absolutely can't stand. the production was pretty fine, but as a whole this was just unrelentingly lame. not offensively bad just fuckin lame. 2.0/5.0
Vain Glory Opera


i know it's kinda a meme between you and I that I make fun of edguy because they're your favorite band, but honestly this was one of the worst albums i've ever heard in my life. I can't think of anything I've disliked more than this. there was not a single thing that I liked at all. 0.5/5.0 -WINNER-


really bad fartcore dxc, with lots of lame atmos bullshit happening the background. shit was super sterile. vocals were some of the worst i've heard for dxc in a while. i guess these guys are talented? either way, it sucked. it was a slog to listen to. 2.0/5.0
Stay Lost


seriously fuck you claire. this is the exact type of posthardcore I hate. some fuckin Great Value Anthony Green vocals on this. i've been using this word a lot but yeah, this shit is just super lame. only redeeming quality was the drumming. some of the drum shit was p cool and seemed fun to play. but yeah, just a shitty modern posthardcore record. 2.25/5.0
Rivers Arms


this is a hard one to rate because I hate music like this but it wasn't really technically bad in any way. regardless, I really dislike the orchestral stuff and picky acoustic guitar stuff. some of piano lines were fine. it was all just really... cheesy sounding or something? it was melodramatic despite it being instrumental. seemed like music that comes preloaded onto Windows Media Player or something, like test music that no one actually listens to. i was feeling a 2.5 at first, but it just kept dragging and dragging, so have a 2.0/5.0
8Black Crown Initiate
Selves We Cannot Forgive


very boring and generic progressive death metal with bad dxc vocals which transition into shitty super processed clean vocals. pretty offensively bad tbh. wanky and lame nonsense. very very sterile and forgetable. this gets a lower score than a lot of these because its just so fuckin derivative. i feel like I've heard this album 1,000 back in 2006 when shit like this was popular. 1.0/5.0
9The Field
Yesterday and Today


don't know how to rate this. 1st song was trash, just sounded like stock garage band loops. second song was fine but boring. 3rd song was back to garage band loops but with a 4 to the floor feel. for some reason there was a 10 minute song in here that was one of the single hardest tracks to make it through this entire round. that was followed by a 9 minute song that was also just more 4 to the floor loops. that ended with a 15minute song that had a cool synth tone but it was just waaaaaaaaay too long. this wasn't cringy and I didn't hate it, but it was just not my thing at all. 2.5/5.0 -ELMINATED-
Today is a Beautiful Day


i couldn't listen to this whole album without pirating it, but from what I heard, it just sounded like end credits anime music. i don't see myself ever listening to this on purpose for any reason other than a dumb rec contest. sounds like karaoke backing tracks tbh. i can't give a full judgment since I didn't hear the whole thing, but what I heard was pretty hard to get through. 2.25/5.0
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