MichaelJordan: MJ's Final Retirement From Sputnik

bailar11 07.12.10	take care MJ. you will always have a place in enrique's heart.
Counterfeit 07.12.10	BY MJ
Counterfeit 07.12.10	BYE*
Enotron 07.12.10	I'll hit you up on AIM when I start using mine again. Peace man, it's been incredibly real.
Satellite 07.12.10	You were funny at first but your act got tired. This site will continue to exist sans MJ and you'll probably be forgotten within weeks.
tiesthatbind 07.12.10	Peace, MJ. Congrats on the successful CTTS offensive.
Inveigh 07.12.10	nice knowing ya MJ, even if I thought you were a troll at first I came to be quite fond of your eccentricities. Whatever your lasting legacy shall be, it will certainly be a polarizing one. You will be missed. Oh, I still post up outside your place in the HP sometimes with falafel and binoculars. So, like, come say hi sometime or something.
WeepingBanana 07.12.10	you seemed like a smart guy who squandered it on some obsession with proving everyone wrong. but, hey, that's just my opinion. just like how it's some people's opinion that CTTS are good. and it's also some people's opinion that CTTS is not good. but again, they're just opinions.
Bitchfork 07.12.10	I never got your AIM.
LegendofPittman 07.12.10	Smart guy, but I believe the de-ranking of CTtS was extremely unnecessary.
LegendofPittman 07.12.10	Goodbye MJ
Observer 07.12.10	take care
klap 07.12.10	lol the pomp, the circumstance, the majesty! how magnificent is the imagination
Bitchfork 07.12.10	If you are still reading this post, MJ, can I have your password?
luci 07.12.10	As much as I can find you incredibly irritating I enjoyed the drama you created with your war against CTTS. Will miss your over-the-top philosophical ramblings and utter contempt for albums you dislike.
Romulus 07.12.10	well no one can argue that it wasn't entertaining
AnotherBrick 07.12.10	about fucking time
EVedder27 07.12.10	sputnik retirement = NBA return? The Knicks could really use you
Prolapse 07.12.10	Good luck man
Apollo 07.12.10	cheers MJ, I quite enjoyed what you started with CTTS as I have believed for some time it is an overrated piece of garbage. Take er easy
crazyblinddude 07.12.10	oh well. see ya MJ. good luck in your future endeavors, etc.
Ghostechoes 07.12.10	...
AnotherBrick 07.12.10	your guys comments are hilarious and pathetic at the same time
bailar11 07.12.10	your profile pic is hilarious and pathertic at the same time
Thor 07.12.10	the site will be a better place without you
Tulannical 07.12.10	a new age has been started, without retarded threads/lists/comments etc owait.. hohoho
BallsToTheWall 07.12.10	bullshit Don't leave me with these inferior users MJ, I don't know what to do now. contact HyperbolekING TO RETURN OR tribestos.
Gyromania 07.12.10	And you and I were just starting to get along! While I do think you were overly insulting towards a certain demographic and I disagree with a lot of points you made, I still enjoyed our conversations, heated as they may have been at times
Thor 07.12.10	give me hyperboleking any day
luci 07.12.10	MJ could go down as the most controversial sputnik user
acorncheese 07.12.10	Legend. Goodbye.
AnotherBrick 07.12.10	but he wont, because in 2 weeks no one will mention him
robin 07.12.10	send me a postcard
witchxrapist 07.12.10	4.5 to 4.1, my I'm impressed. I'll miss yew bb.
Willie 07.12.10	I just pulled the plug... vital signs are negative.
cvlts 07.12.10	it is done.
Electric City 07.12.10	the movie's in the works: Minus .3 Points: The MichaelJordan Story
Prolapse 07.12.10	*.4 points
Electric City 07.12.10	as far as i recall, it was never a 4.5. I'm pretty sure it was a 4.4 when the "war" started
Thor 07.12.10	lol at people taking ATRU's overall rating seriously
witchxrapist 07.12.10	Yeah, this is serious businessssss.
Slum 07.12.10	k see you in a few days
porch 07.12.10	was about to make a similar hiatus list but you stole my thunder
PanasonicYouth 07.12.10	BEFORE WE DRINK, I PROPOSE A TOAST, A FINAL PRAYER gtfo
Prolapse 07.12.10	you guyz r just jealous cause you will never be as relevant as him
Electric City 07.12.10	PY wins the thread
AnotherBrick 07.12.10	but porch you're cool :(
Yazz_Flute 07.12.10	balls that hurts quick everybody start liking ATRU again
luci 07.12.10	when MJ is gone lets have a ATRU circle jerk LET THE FLOOD SWELL
witchxrapist 07.12.10	stfu sonic, thx
ShadowRemains 07.12.10	thanks balls -_-
Prolapse 07.12.10	C'mon though, ATRU is not that bad. The only people who hate like are new users who go in with really low expectations after hearing how much the vocals suck, srsly
bailar11 07.12.10	other than the terrible vocals, the band actually has many redeemable factors
Meatplow 07.12.10	you'll be back
8bit 07.12.10	later MJ.
Locrian 07.12.10	Never knew you too well, but I'll miss you anyway.
Lelle 07.12.10	melodramatic voice NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
acADHDemy 07.12.10	i think these retirements are just periodic efforts to catch up on your thesis, amirite? sputnik = thesis poison.
MJsPassword 07.12.10	This is the only alternative account that will be created, and only in order to fulfill a request made by sonictheplumber and Bitchfork. I can't post anymore on my MJ account. An hour or so ago I requested to be perma-banned on my MJ and Vermeer accounts, which were the only two I had. Willie graciously honored my wishes. Because the accounts are perma-banned both on the review site and the fora, the ratings cannot be changed, new comments cannot be posted, edits to the reviews cannot be made, and so on. And this is the way I want it to remain. But if you'd like to log into my now-deceased MichaelJordan account and browse around on it, the password is as follows: "buttfuck2" Just think "buttfucking complicity" and you'll be able to remember it. Goodbye everyone.
ShadowRemains 07.13.10	guys check out academy's "first retirement list" look in the comments fuckin lol
ShadowRemains 07.13.10	lmao
MUNGOLOID 07.13.10	legendary sputniker right here. peace out man.
tinkrbel 07.13.10	farewell MJ
MJTheOne 07.13.10	Thank you everybody however I will not be retiring. I am going to use this username from now on to destroy you all haha.
ShadowRemains 07.13.10	shit just hit the fan
Lelle 07.13.10	hahaha wtf
ShadowRemains 07.13.10	thor is gonna be not happy the mods might not be to amused, either
Prolapse 07.13.10	The amount of MJ trolls will be overwhelming
luci 07.13.10	haha epic
tinkrbel 07.13.10	this is gonna cause many MJ alts many, many MJ alts i might even make 1 myself...
bailar11 07.13.10	never as many alts as enrique of course.
ShadowRemains 07.13.10	probably the army of enriques was a site to behold
tinkrbel 07.13.10	@ ThirtySixChambers no UR retarded!!!
botb 07.13.10	Honestly you were a good writer but im not sure why you have such a hard-on for yourself. It's the internet, you have no legacy.
vanderb0b 07.13.10	Congrats with winning the CTtS war. Sputnik won't be the same without your journey of reason and buttfucking.
fr33convict 07.13.10	RIP
TheSpirit 07.13.10	I was on MJ's account earlier for like ten seconds. It was awesome
fr33convict 07.13.10	Me too. I almost want to request it be unbanned so I can take it over and be zombie - MJ.
Tits McGee 07.13.10	thank god
BigHans 07.13.10	Here's hoping this is only a retirement from playing and MJ will emerge as the owner of the Charolette Bobcats.
Sowing 07.13.10	bye MJ! you were amusing to have around.
acADHDemy 07.13.10	Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on Teriyaki fries! At Wong burger, if it's not right- It's Wong! #somecustomersmaygettheirdicksrippedoff
Spare 07.13.10	holy shit i can't believe how important this dude thinks he was i'm gonna go kill myself now later guys
Tulannical 07.13.10	123
Emim 07.13.10	Allow Mastodon to play you out... SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAAAAIIL THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKKYYY!!! AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYYYYEE!!!!! WHITE WHALE! HOLY GRAIL!
NOTINTHEFACE 07.22.10	Over a week late but good riddance. i was getting tired of the fap fap sounds every time you were around. Sputnik will be considerably more enjoyable without your self-righteous intellect.
bailar11 07.22.10	probs shouldnt bump it then
ShadowAmI 07.22.10	holy shit that was fucking funny. i mean his two comment long post shit. that was hilarious. the whole "what was my legacy" paragraph made me lol hard
Dunpeal 07.22.10	cool rings bro
CutMan 07.22.10	Oh, I missed this when it happened somehow.... And, thank GOD.
ShadowAmI 07.22.10	seriously im not a hateful person at all but this guy bugged the shit out of me
Dunpeal 07.22.10	i'm actually surprised there isn't a Lebron troll, what with all the dick riders that guy has
Satellite 07.22.10	lol http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?name=lebronjames
killrobotmusic 07.22.10	Yup.
Rembrandtish 07.22.10	MJ was a loyal ally and promoter of my reviews. It looks like he is trolling Circle Takes the Square's Facebook now. He is in a better place. It makes sense NOTINTHEFACE and ShadowAmI didn't like MJ. They both have As the Roots Undo rated a 5.
Satellite 07.22.10	More like getting his asbergers-laden ass pwnd by the girl from CTTS on Facebook.
bailar11 07.22.10	surprised no one broke the page yet..........
Satellite 07.22.10	Not really. MJ was being a total douche and asking for an interview, and she just said "No, and stop asking."
Satellite 07.22.10	@ JD
Obfuscation24 10.12.10	He's still among us somewhere
Satellite 10.12.10	I don't give a shit if he's still here. At the very least he's less visible and douchey.
WeepingBanana 10.12.10	nah he listens to stravinski(y) he's way too cool for our dumb music
DiceMan 10.12.10	dude stravinski is awesome stfu
americanmusicmachine 10.12.10	i never got to say goodbye or i love you : - (
G3N3R1C 10.12.10	This guy was behind Rembrandt, right? XD Those reviews were great...
tinkrbel 10.13.10	"This guy was behind Rembrandt, right?" if he was, he was great at autofellatio
Scoot 02.26.11	godspeed you! black reviewer
climactic 02.26.11	why
Josh D. 02.26.11	Thanks for the bump, jew box.
DiceMan 02.26.11	not worth it but tahnks anyways fartface
Dismantle 07.20.11	come back
trymedude 07.20.11	lol emjay
Dismantle 07.20.11	bump
trymedude 07.20.11	pmub
Dismantle 07.20.11	godspeed you! black reviewer [2]
sniper 07.20.11	dwnq
trymedude 07.20.11	blacksketball
Dismantle 07.20.11	http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117705/ 10/10
foreverendeared 07.20.11	I'm dtf guys
Dismantle 07.20.11	SPACE JAM NIQQA
Ovrot 08.26.11	who the fuck is this guy
toxin. 08.26.11	lol
Slum 11.26.11	you've managed to be more annoying than him congratulations
mangasm 07.31.12	RIP hard heard some stories about this dude m/ on.
East Hastings 07.31.12	how the fuck
SeaAnemone 07.31.12	he was da best RIP emjay
mangasm 07.31.12	Damn tell me some stories Eric!
Trebor. 07.31.12	MJ gone our nigga dead
MO 07.31.12	why bump this
mangasm 07.31.12	Sorry Metallic bro I just happened to join the site a year too late :/
SeaAnemone 07.31.12	well most users fucking hated him because he tried hard to be snobby and super intelligent (he's studying history post-grad or something at U of Chicago and is a huge nose-picking nerd) so he talked a ton about philosophy and stuff and his picky taste reflected that but I thought he was pretty funny and insightful tbh we were bros then he made it his personal vendetta to single-handedly bring about the demise of ctts and almost succeeded but jom stopped him in the nick of time, then he left
SeaAnemone 07.31.12	long story short: he thought he was better than like every user here but in actuality he was only better than like 85% of users here
Relinquished 07.31.12	and then the site continually got worse. the end.
mangasm 07.31.12	"then he made it his personal vendetta to single-handedly bring about the demise of ctts and almost succeeded but jom stopped him in the nick of time, then he left" Haha how did he try that?
WeepingBanana 07.31.12	he reviewed ATRU and gave it a 1 and told a bunch of people who don't listen to screamo to review it like BigHans (although his review was fucking hilarious if i remember correctly) so it basically started this huge trend of 1ing ATRU. he brought the overall rating down from like 4.4 to 4.1 or something, which is actually pretty impressive smart guy, but he was basically the unabomber
SeaAnemone 07.31.12	he also contacted drew personally and kinda harassed him and posted pics etc. lol
Apollo 07.31.12	His era helped keep sputnik interesting at least. The last year or so on the site has been too quiet...
mangasm 07.31.12	Damn RIP
Puzzles 07.31.12	Yeah the site was way better even 3 years ago. It's so fucking boring nowadays. Just a bunch of dumb ass trolls
HitlerIsTheBest 07.31.12	k
FreePizzaDay 07.31.12	"he also contacted drew personally and kinda harassed him and posted pics etc. lol" Myth. If I'm thinking of the same thing you are, I made a convincing troll account and was able to convince MJ I was Drew Speziale because I too stalked Drew out on the internet and was able to pass MJ's little tests about the minute details of Drew's life.
FreePizzaDay 07.31.12	He did try to contact Drew though, also Jake Bannon. Don't know if he was ever successful, stopped paying attention to him after a while since getting attention seemed to be his primary concern.
Spec 07.31.12	Should have actually made a comeback first. Bye MJ.
East Hastings 07.31.12	"Myth. If I'm thinking of the same thing you are, I made a convincing troll account and was able to convince MJ I was Drew Speziale because I too stalked Drew out on the internet and was able to pass MJ's little tests about the minute details of Drew's life." yo wtf
Emim 07.31.12	NEVER FORGET
Maniac! 07.31.12	Yeah the site was way better even 3 years ago. It's so fucking boring nowadays. Just a bunch of dumb ass trolls [2] RIP internetfuntimes
mindleviticus 07.31.12	Off to make another Space Jam? Good Luck.
TheFonz123 07.31.12	he was a great writer, and so entertaining. I wish someone like him would pop up again and write witty and over-the-top reviews honestly.
Inveigh 07.31.12	"If I'm thinking of the same thing you are, I made a convincing troll account and was able to convince MJ I was Drew Speziale because I too stalked Drew out on the internet and was able to pass MJ's little tests about the minute details of Drew's life." no he posted screen shots of an email from Drew Speziale, although I do remember what you're talking about as well the actual email from Drew spawned a brief but funny sputnik meme: "dude it's just rock and roll RELAX"
Inveigh 07.31.12	oh and also buttfucking complicity and such
TheFonz123 07.31.12	I don't like this album becuase buttfucking complicity lol never gets old. I wasn't even around for mj but his reviews are amazing
TheFonz123 07.31.12	"It results in what the Russian critic Vissarion Belinskii called, with reference to his friend Gogol's 1847 published correspondence, a “sluttish hullabaloo of words and phrases.” ' fucking lol I want him to come back
Knott- 07.31.12	He was the product of a life spent doing nothing but read dictionaries and cry in his bedroom that the other kids only hate him because they're jealous of his intellect.
TheFonz123 07.31.12	wow man that is pretty harsh, i guess you really hate him. To be fair I've never seen any of his comments, his reviews make me laugh and they are well written. idk you interacted with him and I did not so you are probably right
theacademy 07.31.12	lol @ garbage users like maniac and puzzles yearning for sputnik '3 years ago' mj kinda sucked. i mean i liked that the twisted the mods nipples a bunch and i really liked his personality (like, he had the good kind of arrogance, not the faux-intelliarrogance cultivated by the internet), but the "following" he made for himself on the site was unbearable. those CTTS threads were awful
TheFonz123 07.31.12	lol what "following" why would a user have a following? that's fucking rediculous. To be fair, he was very smart (you can tell by reading his reviews) but people tend to not give someone any credit at all when they are arrogant
theacademy 07.31.12	he is pretty smart, you can't tell from reading his reviews (because they're awful), and it's spelled 'ridiculous'
TheFonz123 07.31.12	They are awful in a funny self aware way, but they gave me a pretty good indication and thanks I know how to spell ridiculous
FreePizzaDay 08.01.12	"the actual email from Drew spawned a brief but funny sputnik meme: "dude it's just rock and roll RELAX"" Holy shit you're right lol.
Puzzles 08.01.12	"lol @ garbage users like maniac and puzzles yearning for sputnik '3 years ago'" majority rules bitch
CutMan 08.02.12	Oh God, that guy was horrible. He WAS entertaining, though.
Knott- 08.02.12	The best thing you can say about the guy is that nobody would ever get away with impersonating him.
ShitsofRain 05.29.14	rip great user
JWT155 02.13.15	May we never forget.
Jasdevi087 02.13.15	rip 100% objectivity.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.13.15	good bump
VaxXi 02.13.15	So when does the space jam film come out?
JWT155 02.13.15	I would kill for a new Space Jam. Starring Lebron, Kobe, Dwight Howard, CP3 as a State Farm Agent. Take my money.
Storm In A Teacup 02.14.15	Russell Westbrook 2015 Finals MVP
widowslaugh123 12.15.18	Come back
Source 12.15.18	lol
Realm 03.14.19	bye
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 03.14.19	big rip
Josh D. 03.14.19	listening to CTTS in hell
TheSpirit 08.08.19	this thread is haunted
Relinquished 08.08.19	fuckin 9 years later jesus
TheSpirit 08.08.19	we've been here for too long
Intothepit 08.08.19	OMG this shit...
Relinquished 08.08.19	mx abandoned ship not long after so it's no better
deathofasalesman 08.09.19	just get out of here scram
SitarHero 08.09.19	Lolwut?
East Hastings 12.05.19	miss you bud
JohnnyoftheWell 12.05.19	Oof