Hyperion1001: rip tiktok

Hyperion1001 01.15.25	thank god Mx is a true free speech advocate!
vult 01.15.25	Meh good riddance, TikTok is brainrot
Dewinged 01.15.25	Well it's called Sputnik so I don't think it'll take long until the sentient wig decides we're relaying Pentagon data to Putin's iPad.
Christbait 01.15.25	I am so glad I aged out of social media. I honestly couldn't tell you what TikTok even looks like.
unclereich 01.15.25	Fortunately you still have Reddit and bluesky
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	turns out mx was a Russian sleeper agent this whole time
AlexKzillion 01.15.25	you guys think biden knows who bella poarch is?
unclereich 01.15.25	what about the dingell norwood bill
botb 01.15.25	Who will be appointed the secretary of sput defense tho
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	I don’t think Biden know who HE is at this point
NexCeleris 01.15.25	My vote goes to Smok.
ArsMoriendi 01.15.25	There’s always YouTube Shorts
botb 01.15.25	Children of bodom 5s hmmm idk if he’s qualified
FowlKrietzsche 01.15.25	If I am appointed Sput SecDef I swear I will give up weed forever
jrlikestodance 01.15.25	This will upset a lot of people and that makes me happy
NexCeleris 01.15.25	My vote goes to Fowl.
Demon of the Fall 01.15.25	managed to make it through the entire 'era' without frequenting it once, lovely same with all those others ^ Sputnik is my only love, it is pure
SomeCallMeTim 01.15.25	if we get enough people on this site talking about Trump in a negative light even if just for lolz, I am positive he'd make sputnikmusic.com his next target for 5 minutes. And the incredible thing about is is nobody could create an account to counter / argue lol can we do this tho
artificialbox 01.15.25	I hope they ban it in canada too, need to get my screen time down
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	if mx were smart he would add a video upload section to the site and get all the TikTok refugees to sign up and he would make billions of dollars
SomeCallMeTim 01.15.25	that would be the actual death of sputnik as we know it but yes mx would have more money then
NexCeleris 01.15.25	Cause the i486 with a 800 Mb HDD and a 56K connection that runs this site will have no trouble handling mass access to all three videos it can contain at any time.
Jurtz 01.15.25	Bro tiktok reduces your attention span to about 3 whole seconds, some of these kids can't even perform in school because of that dopamine trigger fest
Demon of the Fall 01.15.25	I tried declaring my love of ISIS in the Panopticon thread and Trump didn't investigate maybe we just need to change the album title to Pentagon for the algo rhythms
Voivod 01.15.25	I foresee legions of Americans fleeing to Canada and the EU in order to resume doom scrolling :-P As for Sputnik, it will bury everything of ilk first, and then sail with the elves toward the eternal lands.
artiswar 01.15.25	all of these sites need to be banned immediately. Free speech baby
artiswar 01.15.25	the machine elves will save sput. Joe Rogan told me
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	ill vote for whatever politician bans joe Rogan tbh
oisincoleman64 01.15.25	Tiktok is gone and there will never be another social media app that comes along with the exact same problems, we did it America
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	yeah but this time an American company can control the algorithm which makes it better
BallsToTheWall 01.15.25	This is an awkward time period To get my Crackhead energy back.
artiswar 01.15.25	hahahaha no it's the best time
Voivod 01.15.25	TikTok is banned? Is it a sure thing?
artiswar 01.15.25	let's hope
SomeCallMeTim 01.15.25	it is not lol ban everything meta first
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	@voivod if they don’t sell it to mark zuckerberg so he can continue zucking us all then it will be banned from all US app marketplaces on January 19th.
Rolling Girl 01.15.25	Didn't trump change his mind on tiktok like 2 weeks ago? Did something else happen?
Rolling Girl 01.15.25	Zuck and everything he touches is a plague
Futures 01.15.25	mx should testify in front of congress for his crimes
Shuyin 01.15.25	TikTok is brainrot, new generations seem to have the attention span of a pet goldfish
artiswar 01.15.25	it's a weird time to be alive. I'm usually against government overreach like this but Tiktok needs to fucking die. It's ruined an entire generation. Just kill it with fire
artificialbox 01.15.25	rip skibbidy toilet
Demon of the Fall 01.15.25	all I care about is that hopefully y’all boycotted TwiX (this abbreviation works!) yonks ago, I only used it for sports news and now it suXXXXXX so bad honestly some of the shit I saw on there was awful and completely unsolicited
vult 01.15.25	Rest in peace Skibidi toilet Rest in paradise Skibidi Biden
artiswar 01.15.25	TwiX is actually pretty cool! I like that I also like Skibidi a lot because it let's me know easily who needs to be removed from society
Demon of the Fall 01.15.25	follow sport-centric journalism / reporters > sponsored shite, okay I get it > ——————— Musk spewing some absolute nonsense (transparent now) about freedom of speech > force-fed racist propaganda in the form of horrific videos that was my experience the videos were of minorities attacking people to be clear, but it was so clear what Musk’s angle was, used for division and negative engagement to rile and anger… yes I’m angry tbh, but only at him! We didn’t need this
Demon of the Fall 01.15.25	He put up his own comments saying “what do you notice about the people in this video?” … fuck off you cock
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	Sputnikmusic.com is the only social media I use!
DaveyMonsoon 01.15.25	Yeah Demon's right here. Twitter has always been a cesspool, but it's been even more apparent under one of the most moronic people on the planet, and it doesn't help that some of the newer features he's implemented has made it so that it's been nearly impossible to avoid his equally moronic followers.
normaloctagon 01.15.25	Govt would be better if it was filled with Octagons instead of Octogenarians agreed
Frost15 01.15.25	As a Russian muppet I'm pretty sure Mr.Orange man loves sputnikmusic name. Nothing to worry about. "Sputnikmusic.com is the only social media I use!" That's me too, for many years now
Valzentia 01.15.25	Meh good riddance, TikTok is brainrot [2]
heck 01.15.25	the makers of bluesky have the opportunity to do something very funny
Egarran 01.15.25	Banning TikTok is like smashing a mirror in a house infested with THE ROT OF CAPITALISM.
Hyperion1001 01.15.25	American politicians just want to make sure that we’re only subjected to THEIR propaganda.
evilford 01.16.25	Rip skibidi toilet [2]
ShadowRemains 01.16.25	i like how everyone is worried about the chinese government spying on us when the american government/tech-industrial complex does it more and probably for worse things
Asdfp277 01.16.25	sets a scary precedent tbh
Asdfp277 01.16.25	i like the delusion that tiktok is the one and only culprit of the diminishing attention spans and brainrot
unclereich 01.16.25	Who’s everyone? The anti china grift is a hilarious lesson in hypocrisy. Ban the “propaganda” app but continue to educate their exchange students, sell them our land, and outsource our jobs that “no one” wants to their factories. I’m just bummed we can’t reap any benefits from our relationship with them other than “cheap” iPhones and clothing. I would kill for a sub 20k Chinese ev that does 0-60 in 2 seconds
ShadowRemains 01.16.25	it's only bad when it isn't making the US as much money
Egarran 01.16.25	>Who’s everyone? Legal authorities.
Sevengill 01.16.25	in 2019-20 the lead singer in one of my bands insisted we film everything we do to make tik-tok reels for promotion and it drove me up the wall. it all felt so performative and fake. I'm here for the ban and ensuing chaos.
KevinKC 01.16.25	Nice thread.
Ladron93 01.17.25	I'm not terminally online after GF's incident back in 2020. So, I don't think Trump would ban this website. xP I don't have tiktok myself. I might give Los Jaivas a listen later on. @heck; hah, I concur. I can't wait to see some users get to be terminally online about issues that have no relevance in their daily lives.
unclereich 01.19.25	https://youtu.be/iw9FARKt8lM?si=6iB1yF-1Z0qLqXAH
DocSportello 01.19.25	shadowplay. all of it.
ToSmokMuzyki 01.19.25	sonic does this better
Snake. 01.19.25	country full of braindead people tbh
Hyperion1001 01.19.25	clown world 🤡
ToSmokMuzyki 01.19.25	>Children of bodom 5s hmmm idk if he’s qualified you must be looking at my 4s my 5s are exclusively 3l1t3
Dewinged 01.20.25	So now Trump is the Tik Tok saviour? lol what a circus.
bellovddd 01.20.25	imagine using tik tok and not being a 10 year old girl. seems weird.
efp123 01.20.25	^^^
Hawks 01.20.25	Is this really where we're at as a society? Sad lmao.
Calc 01.20.25	less brainrot but it'll be brought back in a week
Hyperion1001 01.20.25	its already back lmao
Hawks 01.20.25	That 14 hour ban was so rough!!!!! Idk how everyone survived.
Relinquished 01.20.25	I almost ate raw pizza dough because of it
Wildcardbitchesss 01.20.25	Thanks daddy trump 🙏
zaruyache 01.20.25	thak u tromp ur my daddy now 💓
GiaNXGX 01.20.25	/% riddance to that piece of shit
GiaNXGX 01.20.25	stopped using when i sw children livestreaming classroom
Asdfp277 01.20.25	thanks for nothing changing 😍
Calc 01.20.25	and we can keep searching for the the next olivia rodrigo. trump stacking the w's
artiswar 01.20.25	don't hate on kids live-streaming their classrooms I can finally learn third-grade english and math
Wildcardbitchesss 01.20.25	you and most of the country tbf
Asdfp277 01.20.25	honestly, whatever it takes to get people to learn something
Calc 01.20.25	most people aren't retaining a lick of anything they see on tiktok by design.