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09.09.23 OFFICIAL SPUTNIK FOOTBALL 2023 MEGATHRE08.30.23 music for smok
08.13.23 Ur boring (where’s ford [2])06.20.23 Albums Ford Should Check
05.28.23 Where’s Ford04.24.23 hyper2023 so far (recs plz) thank you
03.18.23 what car do you drive?01.09.23 hyper22: The Final Reckoning
01.01.23 worst of 2022 (plz comment)11.06.22 Technovember
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07.28.22 Every album ever made RANKED07.08.22 Objectively Bad Music
06.16.22 Hyperion’s 2022 So Far 06.15.22 Slam My Ass
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worst of 2022 (plz comment)

just to break up the monotony of all these year end lists with exactly the same 10 albums, lets get together a list of the absolute worst garbage youve heard all year. i rarely dwell on things i dont like (unless its funny), so its actually kind of hard for me to remember all the things ive hated so far. please send recs in the comments i want my ears to bleed.
Spewing Mephitic Putridity

if ur gonna release an album at least learn to play your instruments first.
2Black Midi

british art school music strong contender for the absolute worst thing ever created by humanity
3Rings of Saturn
Rings of Saturn

literally so bad even nuclear blast said no hahahahahaha.
4Bog Body
Cryonic Crevasse Cult

profound lore try not so sign the most dogshit metal bands on planet earth challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Trumpets Blare in Blazing Glory

"tHeY aReNt RaCiSt ThEy JuSt LoVe ShItTy MuSiC MaDe By ViRulEnt RaCisTs" very bad
6Astral Tomb

free jazz death metal made by people who cannot play either free jazz or death metal
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