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20-fuckin'-12: The Worst Of The Year

Lets argue.
15Dr. Dre getting thoroughly and totally embarrassed by Kendrick Lamar

One year, it took Kendrick Lamar one fucking year to make that album.
14Chief Keef not showing up to his own video shoot

Although, shots of Wiz and 50 standing alone in the desert waiting on a 16 year old we?re really funny.
13Death Grips forcing me to side with their label

You signed the contract dammit, you read/should have read the contract and you knew not to do that. Ugh.
12Joey Bada$$

?We need to get at that nostalgia dollar some how? ? The guy that signed him.
11Post Rich Forever Rick Ross?s head flying up his own ass

?My new album?s going to be a classic?, you?ve already released ?Touch?n You?, we know its not.
10Pitchfork Declaring Meek Mill to be the most Consistent Rapper in History

7.4, 3 albums in a row. If his next record gets a 7.5 I?m buying it.
9Young Dro changing his name to 3Krazy

Dude, I get he?s eatin right now, but you could rap an orbit around 2 Chainz, please don?t try to be more like him.
8Channel Orange

I adored his mixtape, I have to force myself to listen to his album. Meanwhile the critical community shits directly through its collective diaper over it.
7NME?s embarrassing review of Good Kid m.A.A.d City

You wont find it now since they edited it but the original review was amazed that Kendrick Lamar ?somehow? got a guest apperence from Dr. Dre. Yeah nuts right? He had to walk all the way to the next studio over since he?s on his label. Did I mention they gave the album a 6/10?
6In Time

Halfway through the movie I realized my brain was already in the process of erasing what I had already seen. I left the movie wondering why I was at the movie theatre.
5My girlfriend at the time getting pissy at me over Schoolboy Q lyrics at P4k Music Fest

?He said he?d fucked her once and he?d fucked her twice, Ben, thats disgusting? Gee I wonder what she would have thought about ?Crack a nigga bitch like PISTACHIO!?
4Phillip Phillips - Home

A song so inoffensive it makes Chris Martin look like Danny Brown.
350 Cent ? My Life ft. Eminem and Adam Lavine

I see another album delay on your horizon boo boo.
2Gudda Gudda?s opening lines on The Vent pt 2

?Look me in my real eyes/when will you realize/these rappers talking to you tellin? real lies? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Haaaa, alright man get back to rolling Wayne?s weed.

a. If you think you had a rough 2012, you did not have as rough of a 2012 as DMX. Fresh out of prison he starts talking shit about eternal easy targets Drake and Rick Ross in an attempt to reclaim some of his rough neck buzz but sounding scared and desprate instead. The biggest name by far on his new album was Machine Gun Kelly, who represents the only remaining fans he has left, drunk, white college kids. His album sells 17k in its first week, it has sold 25k to date. He capped his year by singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Worst of all, Drake and Ross ethered him in the most embarrassing way possible, by ignoring him.
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