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The Marshall Mathers Lp Ranked

(also, my fav. line from each song is in the description) hey slim, i just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

homophobic, nah, you're just heterophobic. staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulgin. that's my motherfuckin balls you better let go of 'em, they belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of 'em (haha!).
3Who Knew

my life's like kinda what my wife's like. (what?) fucked up, after i beat her fucking ass every night, ike / i don't got that bad of a mouth do i? fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, shobadeedoowhop. / i'm like guidance, ain't they got the same moms and dads that got mad when i asked if they like violence? (i know that's 3, but this song is SOOOO dirty).
4Kill You

now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the rolling stone cover?
5The Real Slim Shady

will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. well i do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
6Drug Ballad

in a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished, we're now allowed to officially slap bitches. you have the right to remain violent and start wildin', start a fight with the same guy that was smart-eyeing you. / if i could take it all back now i wouldn't, i would've did more shit that people said that i shouldn't.
7The Way I Am

the why, the who, what, the where, when, and the how, til i'm grabbing my hair and i'm tearing it out.

you and your husband have a fight, one of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle he accidently gets his adam's apple sliced. and while this is going on, the son walks in, she panics and he gets his throat cut. now they're both dead and you slashed your own throat, so now it's double-homicide and suicide with no note.
9I'm Back

i don't give a fuck. if this chick was my own mother, i'd still fuck her w/ no rubber and cum inside her, and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
10Remember Me?

came home, and somebody must've broke in the back window, and stolen two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats.

fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat (haha), guess who slim shady just signed to interscope (bizarre). that's the mentality here, that's the reality here, did i just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here? while i'm holding a pistols with this many calibers here? with the registration that just made this shit valid this year?
12Marshall Mathers

and i don't need help from d12 to beat up 2 females in makeup when they try to scratch me with glee nails. slim anus? you damn right slim anus, i don't get fucked in mine like you 2 little flaming faggots.
13Bitch Please II

it's just me being me, here want me to turn it down? suck my fucking dick you faggot, you happy now?
14Under the Influence

fucking anything when i'm snorting, it's gonna cost $300 to get my pitbull and abortion (bizarre). i light a candle and place it up on the mantle, grab a knife at the blade and stab you w/ the fucking handle (fav. eminem line).
15Public Service Announcement 2000

i like all the skits, but they gotta be at the bottom (still ranked though).
16Steve Berman
18Ken Kaniff

shockingly, this imitation bj from the insance clown possee didn't manage to trump stan for the #1 spot.
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