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09.13.17 The National "Moments" 08.09.17 Roadhouse Jams
05.25.16 Hans' Epic Concert Month03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash
02.25.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist02.21.14 The Rad RUSH 57
02.17.14 Riff Goddamn City 02.13.14 Rush: Your Origins
02.13.14 25k. Spirit of Radio is the best song 01.24.14 Know Who Rules?
01.16.14 So, What Did I Miss?03.08.12 Sputnik Will And Testament
01.12.12 Hard Jams Inc - The Beginning12.28.11 Hans' 2011 Songs
12.27.11 10 Greatest Nfl Teams Of My Lifetime12.21.11 Pac Vs Biggie - Hans Breaks It Down
12.14.11 Hans' Grunge Throwdown (best List Ever)12.13.11 Stones Vs Beatles - Hans Breaks It Down
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Been Metalling So Goddamn Hard

Oh hey look whos slowly turning into a METAL elitist been thrashing metalling fucking hard lately m/
Wolverine Blues

K so this album is just beastly. Also jammed Left Hand Path which is pretty good for OSDM and Uprising, which is one of the manliest albums ever.
Slaughter in the Vatican

K so I'm pissed at KILL for not forcing me to listen to this earlier this just slays indescribably hard kind of like a heavier Vulgar Display of Power m/
3Demolition Hammer
Tortured Existence

Reviewed the fuck out of this yesterday m/
4Mercyful Fate

An old favorite but hadn't listened to it in ages INTO THE COVEN m/

Alright so I really tried to expand my horizons and gave this apparently "accessible" Black Metal album a shot and I have to say the first song is one of the best I've ever heard but the rest is ruined by faggy traditional BM vocals kind of a shame.
Between Two Worlds

Alright so someone said this was Black N Roll so I tried it and its actually pretty damn awesome has great melodic guitar vocals are palatable.

Another Black N Roll that got rec'd to me I appreciate how they tried to rawk hard here but honestly this is one of the worst vocal performances I've ever heard. Not even in an abrasive, off-putting I cant take it way, just in a "holy shit, this is some of the worst fucking vocals I've ever heard" kind of way. That said, Canadian Metal rapes m/
No More Color

So yeah when I first heard this I thought it was one of the most badass things I've ever heard m/
Persecution Mania

So these guys thrash Goddamn hard, are really fucking German, and cover Motorhead m/
Coma of Souls

Out of the three albums I listened to this was the best because it was the most melodic (yet brutal) and had the best production/songwriting.
Fabulous Disaster

Downloaded this actually haven't got around to listening to it yet I'm sure it rules.
12Morbid Saint
Spectrum of Death

See 11.
Release From Agony

Gotta love the German thrash m/
Reign In Blood

Another old favorite hadn't jammed it in awhile listened to it like 3 times last Sunday when I was pissed about something it was quite therapuetic.
Alice in Hell

Jeff Waters m/
Victims of Deception

Discovered this last year easily one of the best Thrash albums ever m/
The Years of Decay

Found this to be a tad overrated still jams though.
Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil

Oh just in case you forgot basically the best band ever m/

K so I never jammed this because I hated Crack the Skye and Blood Mountain. This is easily their best album, it isn't close and yes I've heard Leviathan.
Urban Discipline

Badass, this needs a review.

underrated thrash m/
22Iron Maiden
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son

Will never stop jamming Maiden
The Black Halo

Tried this on a whim its kind of gay ok in spots.
Kings of Metal

My review for this is probably the best review ever or at least the best Manowar Kings of Metal review on the site which isn't saying much cause the other one is a track by track m/
25Slough Feg
Ape Uprising

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