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Quote Your Tenderness, Bitches

The official thread for me and Josh D and Feit and probably Andcas and foreverendeared and Omnipanzer likes to get down in randomly quoting really shitty songs so we can be ironic and cool.rList is 10 of the gayest songs of all time.
1Force MD's
Tender Love

This is arguably the gayest love song ever. I mean, it sets a new level for incredibly fucking sappy. That said, there is something irresistable about it. Its like getting AIDs and missing it if it left. Also, the video is FUCKING LOL. Seriously watch it. No, seriously, watch it:
2Bette Midler
The Wind Beneath My Wings

When I was in 5th grade my mom wanted me to be in the church choir, and we had to sing this insipid pile of incestious garbage. One day while we were practicing it me and another kid decided to start a fight with each other to break up the monotony and to get us out of having to sing this fucking pile of shit. It worked.
3Richard Marx
Hold on the Nights

4Patrick Swayze
She's Like The Wind

Note: I actually like this song.
5Air Supply
All Out of Love

The universally agreed gayest song of all time.
6Lionel Richie

This will show up on a top ten list of any cheesy love song list. Note: I like this one too.
More Than Words

Gives Hair Metal a bad name. I have always fucking despised this song. However, I did learn how to play it on guitar cause when I was in college 99% of the time if I was playing an acoustic while there was women around they would as if I knew this song. So I learned it. And got laid. I refused to sing it though. Cause that would have been really gay.
8Savage Garden
I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You

Quite possibly the worst song ever written.
9Britney Spears
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

10Chris DeBurgh
The Lady in Red

People really love this song for some unbelievable reason. When I used to DJ at my towns top 40/adult contemp/80's radio station (note, I was the only one who played 80s songs), people would request this constantly.
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