BigHans
05.14.10 | All in good fun gents, all in good fun. |
TheSpirit
05.14.10 | So awesome |
pimposaur
05.14.10 | imagining 1 getting beaten up actually made me cry a little. |
bloc
05.14.10 | 2 would probably be the easiest |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Not unless Drew knows Karate. |
Sowing
05.14.10 | i'd fight 2, 5, 10. they are the main ones from here i'd actually want to fight. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | list rules so much |
BigHans
05.14.10 | I dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of course. |
renegadestrings
05.14.10 | what's a pederast, walter? |
MUNGOLOID
05.14.10 | icp as wrestlers > icp as rappers |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Walter Sobchak = greatest movie character of all time. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Especially number 1. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | (waving arms dramatically) THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOOOOOR WOMAN
yeah, greatest character of all time -- no doubt |
renegadestrings
05.14.10 | though i'm not as much of a fighter as i used to be (i miss college and my asshole roomates); i'd still enjoy fighting 2, 9, and 5. though i'd still consider 9 the winner because... well you know, Coheed is pretty awesome.
also, i can definitely see the pleasure of 3. that's be awesome.
yo, Durst, when you tell me to shut the fuck up? I'MA BRING DAT BEAT BACK |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | 1.Rivers Cuomo - because he fucked up what could have been a great career.
2.Pete Doherty - I'd like to punch his bony, junkie face until it was mush. He wrote a book in his own blood and said 'I am punk rock today'.
3.Taylor Swift - I reckon I could take her. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | A few artists I would NOT fight:
Glen Danzig
Glen Benton (guy from Deicide who burned an inverted cross into his forehead). Now that is fucked up.
Peter Steele - RIP |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | hah, you ever seen that video of Danzig getting his ass kicked at a bar? pretty funny stuff |
BigHans
05.14.10 | No, is it on YouTube? |
BigHans
05.14.10 | 2.Pete Doherty - I'd like to punch his bony, junkie face until it was mush. He wrote a book in his own blood and said 'I am punk rock today'.
^ Lol, yeah he probably belongs on this list too. God they were overhyped in the early part of the Decade, as were the Strokes, the Hives, The White Stripes, and The Vines. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw&feature=related |
MUNGOLOID
05.14.10 | damn, dude got knocked the fuck out. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Jesus, he got PWNED. |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | urgghh The White Stripes. Jack White should have been my number 1. Fuck that chump. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | yea he gets KO'd right away, funny considering he started pushing the dude first |
BigHans
05.14.10 | I think Jack White beat the everloving shit of out the singer of some band called the Von Bondies if I'm not mistaken. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | I was right, check it out, Jack White did this:
http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/whitestripes-vonbondiesfight.jpg |
MUNGOLOID
05.14.10 | idk man jack white can kick some ass.
http://eatthiscity.com/wp-content/upload/1251376752-JasonStollsteimerAbobo.jpg |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Mungoloid and I thinking alike. |
BallsToTheWall
05.14.10 | Id fight Greg Puciato. He's a pussy. |
renegadestrings
05.14.10 | Balls... you and i both know that's simply not true. he'd probably kick your Gold Teeth Into a Bum with his Milk Lizard... you'd be Dead As History |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Puciato looks like a badass, although I don't know much about him. |
EVedder27
05.14.10 | haha list rules |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | Apparently that dude was heckling White - that must have been some fucking heckling. |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | your mum |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | 'mummy' would have been worse.
What kinda challenge we talkin' bout? |
botb
05.14.10 | the description for 7 made me sad. they aren't pretentious hipsters :( and 1? really? |
MUNGOLOID
05.14.10 | what album? |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | Hmm, no time today - but I will over the weekend. Name the album, bitch. |
SixPackShaker
05.14.10 | Dogfish, how did it feel to get anally raped yesterday. Holy shit you got owned. |
porch
05.14.10 | His new name is Dogshit |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | OK, is a 24 hour time limit acceptable? If so, you're on. |
porch
05.14.10 | its pointless though
dogshit already lost |
SixPackShaker
05.14.10 | Oooooh Dogfish yo so badass homie. How much everyone want to bet he already as a horseshit review written for SPORTS? |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | Yeah, but I'll freely admit I'm not as good as MJ, so it might be more of an even fight. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | My money is on Jewel. |
intothepit83
05.14.10 | You know who I would fight?
Jesusjuice.
If he didn't run to the mods first |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Hey you're back. |
porch
05.14.10 | yeah Pit i noticed him begging the mods to ban you |
Prolapse
05.14.10 | SixPackShaker |
intothepit83
05.14.10 | Yea, I heard he was whoring himself out to Sputniki staffers to get me banned. I bet ya his mouth is tired |
porch
05.14.10 | These "imitate another user" trolls are the most retarded thing ever, seriously
|
intothepit83
05.14.10 | Agree 100% |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Glad to see my thread is being hijacked by trolls. |
Prolapse
05.14.10 | I dunno about you, but usually peoples moms are middle aged and not hot |
theacademy
05.14.10 | ha you have serious problems if you think members of coheed and TMV are pretentious hipsters?
what part of the country do u live lolol... if they're your 'hipsters' i wanna move to your town... |
BigHans
05.14.10 | If anyone cares Heart and Soul is the best song off Sports. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | ha you have serious problems if you think members of coheed and TMV are pretentious hipsters?
what part of the country do u live lolol... if they're your 'hipsters' i wanna move to your town
^ I'm from the Midwest man, they are hipsters to me. Maybe they aren't in a literal definition, I just hate both of them, and both are beyond pretentious. Now go forth and listen to some 80's Metallica my friend. |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | Until now all I'd heard by them was The Power of Love, and I didn't know it was them.
Finding it quite torturous. Bleeurgh. |
theacademy
05.14.10 | i really hate to be condescending but.... it's the midwest... you can hate the music, im ok with that, but u don't know hipsters, brah... rofl @ the concept... thats like me saying I HATE METAL BANDS LIKE NICKELBACK AND DAUGHTRY... |
SeaAnemone
05.14.10 | lol midwest |
SeaAnemone
05.14.10 | ah thanks MJ, I'll take a look |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Yeah the Midwest is just like Deliverance. We have sex with our siblings, are missing most of our teeth, think an education means passing the third grade, and simply cannot understand the earth-shattering sociological ramifications of hipsters, or overtly pretentious prog/shit rock.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to start smoking profusely and order some skinny jeans, all while jacking off to Cedric's profound musings. |
MUNGOLOID
05.14.10 | Being from the midwest also, BigHans just described my whole life. |
theacademy
05.14.10 | i am not making broad judgments about the lifestyles of midwesterners, only suggesting that you may be focusing your hate on the wrong 'enemies'
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D2DO9ibMP0U/S1ynx2-oGFI/AAAAAAAAAts/cEAWCpqdwkE/s1600-h/photo.jpg
i wish east coast hipsters listened to prog-rock. then i could be one... na, man, people here look down on me for listening to Coheed about as much as they do for listening to Motley Crue. its been a tough go... |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Motley Crue rules. If I lived on the East Coast I would be fighting hipsters daily. Plus, it was half directed at SeaAnemoe, who hasn't hugged his tree yet today.
Just kidding bro. |
theacademy
05.14.10 | yea well, imagine living in a place where you were constantly defending motley crue and mars volta against the same uber-hipsters... imagine living here your whole life... that would make you lol @ the thought of rush/coheed/tmv being considered 'indie hipster bullshit' ... thats all im saying
also metallica sucks. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | people who say midwesterners don't know hipsters have never been to Chicago. I've lived in 4 fairly major U.S. cities and also a few suburbs so it's not like I've been here my whole life either. |
theacademy
05.14.10 | he woulda said chicago if it was chicago im pretty sure... |
BigHans
05.14.10 | I lived in LA for a few years. There's a special breed of hipsters out there.
And yes, I didn't exactly fit in there. |
SeaAnemone
05.14.10 | haha I may be hipster-ish on Sputnik (to some users, I guess?), but when I start my summer job at Tyson next week where I work all day with your stereotypical farmer, diagnosing and vaccinating the chickens that later become your midwesterners' McNuggets, and when necessary killing the fuzzy, 14-day old chick culls with my bare hands, all the while listening to Animal Collective (jk)---- basically, I feel about as anti-hipster as you can get... and I live in a place where on roads near my house it's more common to see a horse 'n buggy than a car. So yeah- hipster card revoked, I think. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | As long as you defend the Crue Academy you will be ok in my book. Oh, you also have to take back saying the Big Lebowski sucks. Come on man! |
theacademy
05.14.10 | made me lol^ |
BigHans
05.14.10 | You just went up in my book Sea. Although AC/DC is the best Chicken killin music.
Either that, or Chicken Huntin by ICP.
I think I'm going to tip a few cows tonight. |
Prolapse
05.14.10 | http://www.anus.com/metal/about/news/images/hipster_metal.jpg |
theacademy
05.14.10 | my above comment @ seaA
@bighans yeah i like the big lebowski, i think i clarified that in a later post on a different list... sorry abt that.. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | "he woulda said chicago if it was chicago im pretty sure..."
I'm confused as to what you meant by that academy.. are you saying Chicago isn't in the midwest? bc that would be a pretty dumb thing to say, and you've never struck me as dumb before... |
SeaAnemone
05.14.10 | I bet I'm more rural than anyone else on Sputnik-- that's kinda the opposite of a hipster. I know Amish people. we're tight. not even kidding. |
theacademy
05.14.10 | @inveigh no no it definitely is, but like, if i asked him what part of the country he was from, someone from chicago woulda definitely said 'chicago' over 'the mid-west' |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | Never fuck with a guy who crushes baby chicks to death with his bare hands. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Living in California severely intensified my already burgeoning hatred for hippies. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | MJ: yeah, definitely agree about the north side (I should know, I live in former hipster capital of Chicago -- Wicker Park). Now they've all pulled the Brooklyn trick on Logan Square -- it used to be nothing but latinos and now every person I see around there wears a scarf in June! |
SlightlyEpic
05.14.10 | when did this become about hipsters |
theacademy
05.14.10 | i saved it from dogfish |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Who knows. It started about fighting, which is awesome, got hijacked by trolls, and turned into a hipster baiting war. God Damn hipsters are everywhere! |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | academy: ahh, I get what you meant now. well, then I think that can go for like 75-80% of the country then. I don't think the rural areas of the midwest are that different than those in the southeast, southwest or a majority of the east coast (think Virginia, New Jersey and Pennsylvania). Not that I have that much experience with those areas I guess. |
theacademy
05.14.10 | parts of pennsylvania and virginia, maybe, but NJ is too small and blue and to close to NY to have those kinds of issues... |
Ghostechoes
05.14.10 | I listen to every album that gets the 'best new music' tag at Pitchfork ;) |
theacademy
05.14.10 | 100th comment |
BigHans
05.14.10 | I jerk off to indie garage rock, but only if its severely underproduced, even for the genre. |
SeaAnemone
05.14.10 | haha MJ, maybe the Lehigh Valley area, but not Western PA or my area, Lancaster. Hipsters are really really uncommon where I'm from. rednecks are abundant, though. |
PandaNuts
05.14.10 | Brandon Flowers is a sweetheart. Go drown in a lake. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | so you're from the same town as August Burns Red, Sea? |
SeaAnemone
05.14.10 | yes, Inveigh, my city is known only for horrible Christian metalcore, music-wise. Texas In July ugh ugh ugh |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Go drown in a lake.
^ Theres 10,000 of them in the great state I live in. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | I am a metro redneck. |
McCopper
05.14.10 | I would pay to have the chance to kick Chad's ass.
I also want to go 1 on 1 with any of the dudes from BFMV! |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | To anyone interested in the upcoming duel between myself and DogFish, please see his shoutbox for a new agreed upon condition regarding the loser. |
Brylawski
05.14.10 | dogfish is a joke now, i don't see the point
he's kind of humiliated himself by taking this too seriously |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | I think he's on the wrong side of loony, but don't think he's as serious as some reckon. |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | May the best cunt win. |
PuddlesPuddles
05.14.10 | Haha funny list
Although I think Claudio would prove to be more of a challenge than you think. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Yeah Claudio would probably pose the biggest challenge. |
Baphomet
05.14.10 | Claudio will only have to scream to leave you deaf and confused... then he will go on sucking. |
PirateSquid
05.14.10 | fucking lol |
8bit
05.14.10 | needs moar wolfmother's lead singer. |
Parallels
05.14.10 | hahah the comments on this list made me lol so many times
also sams town does beat the shit out of achtung baby |
Counterfeit
05.14.10 | Put Adam Gontier on to this list. I would loooove the fuck his shit up. See how tough he really is.
And Justin Bieber simply because he is my age and I'd need a warm up for Adam. |
PirateSquid
05.15.10 | I don't know if as a vegetarian I can love SeaAnemone anymore :'c |
Burn2Burn
05.15.10 | I'd love to kick Johnathan Davis' ass from Korn so he can write some emo lyrics about me in his next album about how i bullied him, etc. |
BigHans
05.15.10 | Sea, hook me up with some chickens bro. mmmm chicken |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.15.10 | You can't beat the taste of a freshly crushed chick. |
Enotron
05.15.10 | YO. Jack White can fuck shit up. |
Enotron
05.15.10 | Oh and I wouldn't want to fight Cedric so much as I would want to get him pregnant. |
scissorlocked
05.21.10 | hohohohoh!!!!9 is great!!!!! |
Foxhound
05.21.10 | lol on so many levels. |
Nagrarok
05.21.10 | List is so awesome. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | Fred would kick your ass bro
YOUR ASS |
BigHans
11.09.10 | This was an epic list. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | tis why i bumped it |
Scoot
11.09.10 | william control |
Curse.
11.09.10 | maybe don't only fight pussies |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | i wanna fight that guy from emmure |
TheStefan
11.09.10 | i couldnt hit drew. i would feel too bad cuz he would probably cry for hours and whine alot. plus i love CTTS |
Curse.
11.09.10 | I wanna fight feit |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | bring it brah |
Curse.
11.09.10 | i meant sword fight |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | you can use a sword, i dont need it |
Ire
11.09.10 | i'll kill you if you hurt claudio or cedric bixler lopez |
Curse.
11.09.10 | whoever wins gets a certain red cap |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Ill kill you Ire but Im afraid of Dryden |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | you're on |
Gmork89
11.09.10 | You forgot Henry Rollins, oh wait. |
BigHans
01.13.11 | still stands |
TREO5
01.13.11 | cedrics hair could beat you up pussy. |
BigHans
04.15.11 | sorry Andcas, my list was better |
BigHans
02.17.14 | bump 4 year old classic list |
menawati
02.17.14 | alcohol related bumpage methinks haha |
Curse.
02.17.14 | You know who I'm not fucking fighting? Henry Rollins. He could rape my entire family and I'd let it slide to keep my face from getting turned into pudding. |
BigHans
02.17.14 | Yeah dont fuck with Rollins.
I mean, have you seen his seminal role in the Charlie Sheen vehicle "The Chase" |