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Bands That Destroy Live

How gay is that title? Really? Good live bands. There ya go

If you don't like massive sing-a-longs, beware. If you like hearing an orgy of horrendous voices over the sound of the band, this is for you! Despite the fanboyism of Bane fans, the band does tend to put on an amazing live show, as long as Aaron isn't getting shoved offstage by a 103 lb. midget.
9Shai Hulud

Despite the ever-changing line-up and the pushy antics of PETA booths at shows, Shai Hulud bring da noize..... but no funk. Plus, that cute hat the former lead vocalist used to wear got me all hot 'n' bothered.
8In Flames

As long as Anders isn't hammered on whiskey, you will be in for a treat.

Bannon shrieks like he has giant silverback gorilla gripping his penis. Needless to say, the show was an orgy of sweaty bodies beating the shit out of each other. And that was just the band!

They were breaking faces before they were breaking edge.
5Dillinger Escape Plan

I've never had a seizure generated from hearing music before. Oh, wait, that was the kid who punched me in the face!

Too stuck up to tour anymore, I was lucky to witness Fugazi's final show in South Florida. Needless to say my pants are still stained.
3Poison the Well

Jeff might preach you to death, but as long as he keeps his trap shut in between songs, this band would rape your sister from 10 miles away.
2As I Lay Dying

Tim Lambesis might not know the definition of creativity, but he does know how to work a crowd into a scene-tastic frenzy.
1Strapping Young Lad

Hevy Devy will tear your face off, piss down your throat, and feed your tounge to Gene Hoglan. God knows he'd eat it.
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