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Closing The Borders Bookstore

So as you might have already known, I am an employee on the cutting line, about to lose my job because of the chains bankruptcy. You know what? After all the crap I've had to deal with, I'm kind of happy. Our customers should be too, I mean, now they do't have to waste 15 minutes trying to find a parking spot - they can just shop on Amazon at home in their pajamas. They've been assholes about the whole thing, coming in like rabid animals expecting sales to make their books as cheap as ramen noodles, saying they are glad we are leaving to my coworkers faces as they make a mess of the place and leave piles of books everywhere. I still manage to have customers that think I am supposed to wait on them hand and foot. This should go without saying, considering they already pay me a six-figure salary to use a cash register with an operating system hasnt been up-dated since 2001. I gave up the carefully constructed pretense that I give a shit when the first sign reading NOTHING HELD BACK! was hung, so I'm glad I won't have to babysit your fucking 5 year old kid anymore while you roam the store. This is pretty much what I have had to go through everyday:
2Kings of Leon
Come Around Sundown
4Paul Simon
So Beautiful or So What
5The Secret Sisters
The Secret Sisters
6 Elton John And Leon Russell
7Sarah McLachlan
Laws of Illusion
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The Gift
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