americanohno
06.07.12 | so |
auberginedreams
06.07.12 | gross. |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.07.12 | The first and only lap dance I ever received was an interesting one. The girl basically jerked me off over my shorts the whole time. Then after one song, she told me I owed her for two songs. Took my wallet, and I had to get it back from the bouncer, who told me afterwards she was a crazy bitch. I tend to avoid the rippers now. |
Satellite
06.07.12 | never been a strip club man myself, but i've been dragged to a few. went to one in windsor (ontario) where a girl was shooting ping-pong balls from her vagina and dudes were catching them for some reason. it was strange/hilarious. |
americanohno
06.07.12 | My lap dance lady was a real nice gal. She was too chaste to give me a hand job or anything like that. It was the mix of innocence and nasty sex type stuff/misogyny that made the whole thing appealing. |
Spec
06.07.12 | Twelve lap dances? You drop like five hundred bucks in there? |
americanohno
06.07.12 | It was a lot of money, like a whole paycheck. It wasn't like I was gonna spend that money on important things like food or rent though. |
WhiteTieBlackJacket
06.07.12 | girls are nasty |
americanohno
06.07.12 | I didn't either until the lap dance part. That was eye-opening. |
Hyperion1001
06.07.12 | titties |
auberginedreams
06.07.12 | sounds like a horrible time to me. |
Satellite
06.07.12 | it's the only way you'll ever see a vagina |
auberginedreams
06.07.12 | yeah but still, not my thing. |
Satellite
06.07.12 | sing it sista |
EyesWideShut
06.07.12 | i still enjoy strip clubs. i go to this one club where u bring $250-300 and u can fuck any girl u want, like they come up to u and say "wanna fuck" and their hot.
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mifzal
06.07.12 | It's hard to believe you! |
BallsToTheWall
06.07.12 | Our strip clubs are full nudity and all dem hoes are dime pieces. If you hit South Florida go to Scarletts. |
Satellite
06.07.12 | pretty sure every strip club is full nudity balls lol |
BallsToTheWall
06.07.12 | I know a kid who's dropped 2k on asian hookers/escorts.
Not all Satty. |
Graveyard
06.07.12 | i tend to stay away from strip clubs, because......well...my mom used to work at one |
Satellite
06.07.12 | she gave good handies |
BallsToTheWall
06.07.12 | You're god damn right it does you fuck.............Havwnt been since my 21st b-day but man every chick was sexy. |
Graveyard
06.07.12 | yea and she gave me 60 bucks in ones for groceries -_- |
GuanoBumbershoot
06.07.12 | "i still enjoy strip clubs. i go to this one club where u bring $250-300 and u can fuck any girl u want, like they come up to u and say "wanna fuck" and their hot."
So, is it a Brothel, or is it just a strip club where the dancers will let you pay for sex? |
Satellite
06.07.12 | our girls up here have knife wounds |
EyesWideShut
06.07.12 | Tootsie's in south florida is the club where u can fuck and that place is huge. think the Hard Rock with strippers. |
BallsToTheWall
06.07.12 | I'd only go with a wolf pack, have a few drinks, smoke some cigars, have a stripper take some 1s out of your mouth, you know the camaderie of it all. |
BallsToTheWall
06.07.12 | I get Tootsie discount cards handed out to me every night at work at the H.R. Never been to Tootsies though. |
Emim
06.07.12 | "our girls up here have knife wounds"
those are vaginas, satty |
auberginedreams
06.07.12 | hahaha |
Storm In A Teacup
06.07.12 | baby is this love for real |
MO
06.07.12 | strip clubs are awesome for the most part
I mean come on boobs |
Satellite
06.07.12 | oh shit i learned something today
thx mimsy! |
Deviant.
06.07.12 | "Twelve lap dances? You drop like five hundred bucks in there?"
Spec knows the prices
Only been once, and it looked exactly like someone had converted their garage into a bar. Average looking girls covered in needle bruises awkwardly dancing. One girl had trouble undoing the knot on her bikini (double knot maybe?), and then two hopped up for a set and proceeded to chat to one other |
FromDaHood
06.07.12 | My buddy and I are gonna hit "Atlantis" in Detroit for our birthdays. It's $20 for the private room so I'm expecting first rate hos |
evilford
06.07.12 | Every time I go I'm with buddies and we're celebrating something. U know, birthday, promotion, bachelor party, etc. sooner or later some drunk fuck spills the beans that it's an occasion. Then proceeds one or more of the following: a) atomic wedgie followed by complete underpants removal while fully clothed b) stripper removes your belt and beats u with it, or c) nasty std infested snatch in the face.
Thats probably why those old fucks go all the time for no reason at all, so they don't get beaten with their own clothing accessories and catch aids and gonorrhea |
MasBarHigeuoris21
06.07.12 | Same thing happened to me on my 21st bday years ago. Some stripper ripped off my belt, ripping the loops on my jeans in the process, gave me an atomic wedgie, then proceeded to beat the shit out of me with my own belt.
I ended up dropping $500 bucks that night. Worst $500 bucks I ever spent |
theacademy
06.07.12 | strip clubs aren't all full nude
many are just topless (in some places, full nude bars can't serve liquor)
also strip clubs rule... these girls work hard fuck you stuck up bastards acting all judgmental and shit |
Deviant.
06.07.12 | I can't even comprehend a stripper giving anyone an atomic wedgie. Kind of one of those situations where you'd really have to reevaluate your life and hand in your man card |
MasBarHigeuoris21
06.07.12 | It happened. My man card was revoked for a couple of weeks. Like ford said, it usually only happens on a special occasion like a birthday or bachelor party |
lucasjcockcroft
06.07.12 | good thing portland has 3 strip clubs on everyb block. my friend keeps saying he's gonna take me when i turn 18, not sure if im going to though. |
Recspecs
06.07.12 | Sorry Sattie, not every strip club is full nudity and the majority enforce the no touch rule to the toughest extent.
Haven't been to a strip club yet, but the one in my town is a shitty truck spot so I'm gonna go to Atlanta to the Pink Pony South when I finally do go to one. |
evilford
06.07.12 | yeah some of my comments were not serious. I respect the fact that they have to work for a living too and life can be hard just like with any other occupation. they have to provide for themselves and their families and I respect that.
but that other stuff really happens and it does pretty much make you re-evaluate where you should be. you're 25-35 years old, and you're getting your underwear ripped off from under your pants and being beaten with your own belt. call me crazy, but that doesn't exactly sell me on future visits.
for the most part we've stopped going, ever, even on special occasions due to that stuff. just not worth it. you can drop too much money. |
Camstr
06.07.12 | Never been in a strip club, never want to. There are enough slutty types walking around in the real world already. =( |
alachlahol
06.07.12 | bouncers will be the shit out of you if you grab the girls at high end joints |
Wolfhorde
06.07.12 | I'd be kinda reluctant in certain major cities here going into one knowing those pesky Eastern Europeans like to stop by on their 'business route'. |
Recspecs
06.07.12 | Strip clubs blow anyways, if you want to waste your money good go to an underground massage parlor with some very happy endings. |
camaraderie
06.07.12 | lol sonic |
