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User
Reviews 535
Approval 89%
Soundoffs 75
News Articles 38
Band Edits + Tags 219
Album Edits 328
Album Ratings 2202
Objectivity 78%
Last Active 12-31-22 10:16 pm
Joined 08-19-09
Review Comments 21,315
| Users RANKED: Part 2
The epic saga continues! | | 1 |  | Deep Purple
Live in Japan
Zig: From the lawless earlier stage of Sputnik came Zig, yet heās been one of the more chill Sputnikers Iāve ever came across. Seriously, this man is twenty times more chill than a regular human, I donāt know how he does it. Despite his low comment level heās made a huge impression on me through the years. Give ten mighty huzzahs for Zig, a nice/pleasant lad, and truly a god among men.
5/5 | | 2 |  | Boards of Canada
Geogaddi
Yotimi: The resident electronic expert. Most people think Deviant. I think Yotimi first and Deviant second, because Iāve been around longer than you noobs. Srsly, I ghosted on the site before mx existed. Also a cool bloke fo sho. A classic user not to be forgotten.
5/5 | | 3 |  | Army Of The Pharaohs
Ritual Of Battle
Silentpotato: A potato known by many names through the ages. If you know him you love him or hate him or both. Known for being chill af and also the resident bully. Depends on his mood, who heās interacting with, what the weather man says, etc. Also known to have wild opinions that gets him into trouble. Kinda like half of Sputnik. Dude is 85% chill, which is interesting.
5/5 | | 4 |  | Alice in Chains
Dirt
bananatossing: One of those good old users that barely comments yet you know heās cool. +1 confidence boost for ya.
5/5 | | 5 |  | Blind Guardian
The God Machine
frozencarl: a lad that has remained on Sputnik despite having a heart of gold. The lad may not comment much but when he does his presence is known. He seamlessly blends into modern Sputnik as though heās not an ancient user, though he is. Impressive.
5/5 | | 6 |  | X Japan
Art of Life
arf: another ancient user that barely comments. When he does, he undoubtedly has something interesting say. That combined with his avatar is true bliss.
5/5 | | 7 |  | Lost Horizon
A Flame to the Ground Beneath
Poet: much like user Dreamflight, if there is cheesy music, Poet may or may not be there. Another elusive yet friendly Sputnik figure that should comment more.
5/5 | | 8 |  | The Lemonheads
It's a Shame About Ray
WeepingBanana: Iāve never had anything bad to say about this bloke. A user integral to the Sputnik experience.
5/5 | | 9 |  | Rise Against
The Sufferer and the Witness
ninjuice: This guy may not comment anymore (I dunno why), but when he did his comments were gold. Funny guy, I only remember having fun conversations with him. He is missed.
5/5 | | 10 |  | Sweet Trip
You Will Never Know Why
Colton: Colton ruffles feathers. Known for arguing about disagreeable opinions (sometimes heās trolling, sometimes heās serious). Warning: he will not stop until the sun explodes, do not engage if you encounter Coltonās evil side. Also known to be chill when not causing chaos, and a decent lad.
5/5 | | 11 |  | George Jones
I Am What I Am
DadKungFu: This dude. Generally a nice guy, though watch out for his criticisms. They will bite you like a cobra. I canāt deny heās fun to have around. A classic user. | | 12 |  | Menagerie
In Moderation
CugnoBrass: His comments have much brass.
5/5 | | 13 |  | Invent Animate
The Sun Sleeps, As If It Never Was
Manatea: An endearingly nice/pleasant lad. Potentially submissive and breedable. We must protect this man at all costs.
5/5 | | 14 |  | Pantera
Far Beyond Driven
LoveSong: A new-ish user that likes metal. Canāt argue with that.
5/5 | | 15 |  | Autechre
Tri Repetae
BaselineOOO: A classic user with the classic posts. A good olā boy.
5/5 | | 16 |  | Carcass
Heartwork
Goodolboy: Likes to annoy people and say stuff about peoplesā mommas. Otherwise is chill. Like his momma.
5/5 | | 17 |  | ISIS
In the Absence of Truth
Jash: Heās just real nice to have around. Reminds me of the good old Sputnik days.
5/5 | |
pizzamachine
01.31.23 | More | InfernalDeity
01.31.23 | A few of these people sound rather dangerous | Jash
02.01.23 | Met that silentpotato at a music fest one time, can confirm his chillness level | pizzamachine
02.01.23 | Iāve never seen a Sputniker irl. :~[ | JoyfulPlatypus
02.01.23 | Maybe one of these days I'll be featured on a list like this! Maybe I'm not pissing off enough people to be memorable to other users, lol. | Goodolboy
02.01.23 | Appreciate that pizza. | Jash
02.01.23 | Iāve met 6 irl at this point, four local and then two when I took a trip to Denver, good times with all | DadKungFu
02.01.23 | Didn't think my criticisms were that rough, I've got some reflecting to do š¤ | pizzamachine
02.01.23 | Only if you want, you are loved of course | Feather
02.01.23 | Fake news, Colton has not ruffled me | pizzamachine
02.01.23 | Well, he *attempts* to ruffle | Koris
02.01.23 | Colton is basically the Onision of Sputnik... someone who thrives on negative attention, but doesn't have much else to give beyond that | pizzamachine
02.01.23 | I see what youāre saying | Manatea
02.01.23 | Lmao thanks pizza | CugnoBrasso
02.01.23 | I do tend to brass quite a lot, thank you for acknowledging that. | PitchforkArms
02.01.23 | pizza putting in his share of lifting up all of these kings | Purpl3Spartan
02.02.23 | Wholesome list | tyman128
02.02.23 | 5/5 list | someguest
02.02.23 | "Iāve never seen a Sputniker irl. :~["
F | Emim
02.02.23 | Just now seeing I was on the first list, truly an honor. I give user pizzamachine š/š®š¹ | pizzamachine
02.02.23 | I am trying to lift people up. ;) Emim, some of my fav early conversations were constantly with you and bloc haha | Emim
02.02.23 | Mission accomplished sir | Emim
02.02.23 | I miss that old group. Glad you and bloc are still around | ArsMoriendi
02.02.23 | Wonder who will be on part 3 | fogza
02.02.23 | I vote for Ars | pizzamachine
02.03.23 | @Emim: me 2
Wonder if there will be a part 3 š¶
| sonictheplumber
02.03.23 | 1/5 | pizzamachine
02.03.23 | Nah, youāre a 5 obvs | Jash
02.04.23 | Just saw my addition to the list and Iām blushing
Itās good to be back baaaaaabbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy | pizzamachine
02.04.23 | in b4 50,000 comments amirite | Jash
02.04.23 | As I always say to my boss and couples counsellor, āI hear you, and I will continue to work towards that goalā | pizzamachine
02.04.23 | Lol | foxblood
02.04.23 | I miss Ovrot | pizzamachine
02.04.23 | Me too man | Jash
02.04.23 | I gotta convince AIDS to make an appearance, Iām like 99% sure itāll never happen but I bought him and his lady both two $20 cocktails when we saw La Dispute last year SO HE OWES ME | pizzamachine
02.04.23 | Haha you never know with Aids |
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