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Users RANKED: Part 2

The epic saga continues!
1Deep Purple
Live in Japan

Zig: From the lawless earlier stage of Sputnik came Zig, yet he’s been one of the more chill Sputnikers I’ve ever came across. Seriously, this man is twenty times more chill than a regular human, I don’t know how he does it. Despite his low comment level he’s made a huge impression on me through the years. Give ten mighty huzzahs for Zig, a nice/pleasant lad, and truly a god among men.

2Boards of Canada

Yotimi: The resident electronic expert. Most people think Deviant. I think Yotimi first and Deviant second, because I’ve been around longer than you noobs. Srsly, I ghosted on the site before mx existed. Also a cool bloke fo sho. A classic user not to be forgotten.

3Army Of The Pharaohs
Ritual Of Battle

Silentpotato: A potato known by many names through the ages. If you know him you love him or hate him or both. Known for being chill af and also the resident bully. Depends on his mood, who he’s interacting with, what the weather man says, etc. Also known to have wild opinions that gets him into trouble. Kinda like half of Sputnik. Dude is 85% chill, which is interesting.

4Alice in Chains

bananatossing: One of those good old users that barely comments yet you know he’s cool. +1 confidence boost for ya.

5Blind Guardian
The God Machine

frozencarl: a lad that has remained on Sputnik despite having a heart of gold. The lad may not comment much but when he does his presence is known. He seamlessly blends into modern Sputnik as though he’s not an ancient user, though he is. Impressive.

6X Japan
Art of Life

arf: another ancient user that barely comments. When he does, he undoubtedly has something interesting say. That combined with his avatar is true bliss.

7Lost Horizon
A Flame to the Ground Beneath

Poet: much like user Dreamflight, if there is cheesy music, Poet may or may not be there. Another elusive yet friendly Sputnik figure that should comment more.

8The Lemonheads
It's a Shame About Ray

WeepingBanana: I’ve never had anything bad to say about this bloke. A user integral to the Sputnik experience.

9Rise Against
The Sufferer and the Witness

ninjuice: This guy may not comment anymore (I dunno why), but when he did his comments were gold. Funny guy, I only remember having fun conversations with him. He is missed.

10Sweet Trip
You Will Never Know Why

Colton: Colton ruffles feathers. Known for arguing about disagreeable opinions (sometimes he’s trolling, sometimes he’s serious). Warning: he will not stop until the sun explodes, do not engage if you encounter Colton’s evil side. Also known to be chill when not causing chaos, and a decent lad.

11George Jones
I Am What I Am

DadKungFu: This dude. Generally a nice guy, though watch out for his criticisms. They will bite you like a cobra. I can’t deny he’s fun to have around. A classic user.
In Moderation

CugnoBrass: His comments have much brass.

13Invent Animate
The Sun Sleeps, As If It Never Was

Manatea: An endearingly nice/pleasant lad. Potentially submissive and breedable. We must protect this man at all costs.

Far Beyond Driven

LoveSong: A new-ish user that likes metal. Can’t argue with that.

Tri Repetae

BaselineOOO: A classic user with the classic posts. A good ol’ boy.


Goodolboy: Likes to annoy people and say stuff about peoples’ mommas. Otherwise is chill. Like his momma.

In the Absence of Truth

Jash: He’s just real nice to have around. Reminds me of the good old Sputnik days.

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