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Duke Nukem Quotes

Been playing all of the old Duke Nukem games, and it's been a hella addicting and awesome experience. At the same time though I'm saddened by the fact that Duke Nukem Forever will probably never happen (though Prey was released a couple maybe there's hope....maybe). Picked some of my favorite quotes.
1Forget it metal breath, I'll just kick your butt and still have time to watch Oprah.
2Blow it out your ass!
3Damn, I'm good!
4The last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
5Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
6I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
7I've got balls of steel.
8It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.
9Looks like cleanup on aisle four.
10My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
11Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
12Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
13Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker!
14You're an inspiration for birth control.
15Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
16I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
17The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!
18Mmmm! Who wants bacon with the eggs?
19Oh boy, it's clobberin' time!
20Chestnuts roasting... as I open fire
21Eh... Just a flesh wound.
22Looks like the crap has hit the fan.
23Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: ME
24Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn - I love this job!
25"You must be 18 or older to ride."
26There's just two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
27Half man, half animal, all dead.
28Hmmm...the other white meat
29I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil...
30I'm? equal opportunity asskicker!
31I could use some new boots.
32I go, where I please, and I please, where I go.
33I like big guns, and I cannot lie.
34I see dead people.
35It's my way or... Hell, it's my way!
36Life is like a box of ammo.
37Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards...
38What a pussy!
39This is why I have games named after me!
40"Life's a bitch!...and then YOU die!
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