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5 Greatest Fiction Rock-bands Of All Time

The Universe is full of amazing rock bands that have done amazing things, while sometimes making music. This is a list of the Greatest of them all. The ranking is not based on the actual music made by the band, but on their general impact.
6Also rans...

Here are some great bands that were just not great enough to make the
The Hong Kong Cavaliers, Steel Dragon, Stillwater, Citizen Dick, The Lone
Rangers, Limozeen, Fozzy, and many more...
5Spinal Tap

Many would consider Spinal Tap the best band of all time, but the band was
plagued by too much bad luck, in the form of faulty set props, flammable
drummers and their own egos to be anything more than a good band with
a sizeable cult-following, and number 5 on the list. Still, their amps go to
eleven, which tells you how good the bands above it on the list had to be
to make it.

Arguably the biggest music act on the planet, and definitely the biggest
heavy metal band on the planet, Dethklok boasts a fan following that's
rivaled only by Jesus, fans only slightly less willing to spill blood for the
band than Jusin Bieber's at THAT time of the month, and a GDP that bigger
most industrialised nations.
3Tenacious D

Admittedly a dark-horse in the greatest-band sweepstakes, this rotund duo
are still up and comers and are yet to fill up a venue any bigger than their
own bedrooms. However, there are very few bands who can go toe to toe
with a demon in a rock-off and walk away without a mouthful of
mayonnaise. They are also known for blowing minds and causing women to
spontaneously orgasm with their music.
2Disaster Area

Disaster Area might be considered a dinosaur of a rock-band by some. The
one time loudest rock band of all time, and possibly loudest sound of any
kind in the Universe, they have recently become more notorious for their
affiliation with all the hedonistic and anachronistic trappings of rock-
stardom such as spending a year dead for tax-evasion purposes,
organizing overly elaborate concert-shows that involve crashing spaceships
into stars and arms-treaty violating amplifiers, and hiring
hypermathematicians to compute their earnings. However, anyone who
claims that Disaster Area don't still know how to rock has obviously not
been in a bunker approximately thirty-seven miles from the stage.
1Wyld Stallyns

The greatest band of all time has to be special. The band has to damn near
create music puts an end to war and poverty, align the planets and bring
them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of
life: from extra terrestrials to common household pets. Fortunately, Wyld
Stallyns' music does all of this. And, it?s excellent for dancing.
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