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10 Greatest Hair Metal Guitarists

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1Van Halen
Van Halen


Edward Van Halen: Invented the genre. 'nuff said.
2Extreme
Extreme II: Pornograffitti


Nuno Bettencourt: Not the most technical, but arguably the most tasteful. Plus he did
that funky thang.
3 David Lee Roth
Eat 'em And Smile


Steve Vai: Eat 'em And Smile counts as a hair metal album. Vai's selection is
therefore a no-brainer
4Mr. Big
Mr. Big


Paul Gilbert: No explanation necessary.
5Winger
Winger


Reb Beach: Winger is a band everyone loves to hate, but that's mostly Kip Winger's
fault. Can't hate on Beach.
6Dokken
Back for the Attack


George Lynch: Mr. Scary-ass picking hand himself. Seriously, how does he even
shred like that?
7Ratt
Invasion of your Privacy


Warren Demartini: One of the best guitarists in the world in a band with one of the
worse singers.
8 Enuff Z'nuff
Enuff Z'nuff


Derek Frigo: Chops for dayyyyssss.
9White Lion
Pride


Vito Bratta: Like Nuno, only less so.
10 L.A. Guns
Cocked & Loaded


Tracii Guns: Yeah, he's not really all that good. And his biggest claim to fame is being
replaced by some guy named Saul Hudson in a band that had his name on it. But
he's played with, like, every hair metal musician ever. So he can't be all THAT bad.
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