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The Adventures Of Zipp3rmouth Vol. 1: Summer Days

The end of summer is closing in but the days keep getting longer and better all the time. The memories are good and the friends are amazing. This is what it means to be 15.
1 Altar of Plagues

Going Kayaking with my best friends, and waking up at 7 in the morning in only my boxers to a girl I know watching me from my friend's chair lol.
Hornets of the Pogrom

Staying up all night at the teen center and watching Elfen Lied ftw. Crashing at my friend's house shortly after completely exhausted and falling asleep in aforementioned chair with aforementioned girl.
3Conducting From the Grave
When Legends Become Dust

Getting a work out from a certified ninja. Also, learning how to control someone's entire body by their elbow. Also, playing ping pong with our mouths.

Playing Pokemon with my friend in the children's playground while wasting the day away. Also consuming large quantities of Full Throttle.
The Dethalbum

Watching my friend get his hair straightened and loling at how much of a fag he looks afterwords.
Black Thunder

Breaking ring shaped pieces of candy and creating makeshift facial jewelry and observing the reactions of those that pass by.
7Intestine Baalism
Ultimate Instinct

Mixed wrestling in the grass in public while the cops watch. Good times.
8Lay Down Rotten
Gospel of the Wretched

Flinging an empty popcorn chicken box at my friend without realizing that it was filled with half empty sauce packets and subsequently coating everyone on the table with hickory barbeque.
Carriers of Dust

Running around a park with my pants around my ankles while the occupants of a passing car observe the color of my boxers with their mouths hanging open.
10 Breathe Caroline
Yeah that's right. I listen to Breathe Carolina bitch. What're you gonna do about it. That's what I

Scoring a kiss from aforementioned girl, and failing at four seperate attempts with other girl. XD Don't you wish you could do stuff like this?
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