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Last Active 10-04-10 4:21 pm Joined 05-25-09
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| One Whole Year On Sputnik For Zippermouth! 6+ Bans, 4 Different Accounts And A Reputation For Being The Worst User Ever
So yeah, in about two days I'll have been an official member of this site for a whole year. Jesus, the time really has flown by! Thanks to all my metalhead friends that had my back this whole time. No thanks to a handful of people, more specifically, Chan and Ninjuice. I hate you guys. ONE YEAR!!! | 1 | | Ventana American Survival Guide Vol. 1
For Metalstyles15, Probably my best friend on this site and a good guy all around. It seems like it wasn't too long ago but we've probably known each other for more than half a year. Damn, it really has been a long time. | 2 | | Lay Down Rotten Gospel of the Wretched
For Ballstothewall, the ultimate authority on basically all things metal that involve this site in any way. Granted, Zoo helps him along the way but I think it is safe to say that Balls brings us most of our obscure metal. Thanks broseph. | 3 | | Agalloch The Mantle
For Fireaboveicebelow, my black metal bro, keep the fire burning HAIL SATAN! | 4 | | Dark Tranquility Fiction
For Jingledeath, obviously, your avatar has become somewhat of an icon. | 5 | | The Earth Bleeds Keepers of Value
For Benzum and his 15 minutes of cult-fame here on sputnik, also the many days we spent trolling the fuck out of everything. | 6 | | Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
For Countorus, the ultimate enemy of humanity and all that is good | 7 | | La Dispute Somewhere at the bottom of a river between vega and altair
For The King to the River, the must underrated reviewer ever | 8 | | Disparaged The Wrath of God
For Zoo, who is basically a living breathing Encyclopedia Metallum and knows about everything. | 9 | | The Ocean Fluxion
For the Wizard, one of the only older users that actually acknowledges my existence in a non-hostile way. | 10 | | Wolfchant A Pagan Storm
For Crysis, for bringing me several excellent bands, including Wolfchant. | 11 | | Conducting From the Grave When Legends Become Dust
For The BBQshrimp, where did you go bro? | 12 | | Resurrection Embalmed Existence
For Combustion07, an unloved and unappreciated behind the scenes metal guy with awesome taste | 13 | | The Used Artwork
For Willie, probably the only staffer that doesn't hope that I curl up and die. | 14 | | Noah and the Whale The First Days of Spring
For Waior, may he come back to us. | 15 | | The Crimson Armada Guardians
For Relinquished and his epic posts on my legendary Suicide Silence review. | 16 | | No Thanks To Ninjuice
You got me banned for a gay reason, burn in hell. | 17 | | No Thanks To Chan
I hate you even more than Ninjuice but I'm too lazy to make you first on the list of people I hate. You don't deserve that I hate you so much. | 18 | | No Thanks to Rasputin
Ever tried not being an elitist dirtbag? | 19 | | Out of Things To Say | 20 | | ONE YEAR! HELL YEAH
WOOT! | |
Zip
10.15.09 | and there you have it, if I forgot to mention you, sorry and whatever. ONE WHOLE YEAR! | Zoo
10.15.09 | haha, cheers brotha, glad you decided to stick around. I'll be putting up another list in two weeks or so, there's some material on there I know you'll enjoy. | EVedder27
10.15.09 | congrats bro | cirq
10.15.09 | zippadeedoodaaa | PuddlesPuddles
10.15.09 | I thought the worst user was Silverfang?
Anyway, I didn't connect Zip with Zippermouth until now. | Zip
10.15.09 | well now you know and Silver is just stupid | poopty
10.15.09 | there was a time you used to like kane cooper
also rasputin and countorous and trickstergrex all listen to more obscure metal than balls | Zip
10.15.09 | Yeah Kane was my bromie but we don't talk no more | EyesWideShut
10.15.09 | u should bring back that bloody slipknot pic. I think that was u ? | Zip
10.15.09 | yeah it was me forever ago, I got too much shit for it. | Fxxkit13
10.15.09 | Congrats but I think I now have the title of most hated user | Inveigh
10.15.09 | ^back from the dead already?
I'm just fxxkin with you man, glad to see you didn't leave. Who else would give me props for loving Carcass? | Zip
10.15.09 | doubt it, Foxxxxxxxxxxxxy is owning all of us | Zoo
10.15.09 | relax dudes, it's not like you've reached the level of infamy of cream or the recent djnils | Zip
10.15.09 | whatever happened to cream? Another fallen hero? | PuddlesPuddles
10.15.09 | It sucks when you find someone with a close musical taste but they're too stuck up their own ass to have a decent convo with you.
But there are still a lot of cool people. I enjoy waior, klap, bloc, cirq, phantom, EVedder, watchitexplode, atavan, fromtheinside, Kingsoby (because he shares my distaste more than taste)
Balls is cool bc I share his taste for most things not music related and seems like an awesome dude to have a beer with
ScorpionStan isnt on much anymore, neither is Titan (at all?) and mx shares my taste but also is hard to target down to talk to
And Jom, Willie, and IsItLuck are the coolest staff that I've known | PuddlesPuddles
10.15.09 | Thought I'd send out cred to those who make me come back to Sputnik in these times of uncertainty
+5 | Tits McGee
10.15.09 | wow you hate chan and rasputin
you should just kill yourself | Zip
10.15.09 | no but you should get the fuck off my list | Tits McGee
10.15.09 | lol stop me | jingledeath
10.15.09 | woot i got mentioned nice :) | cirq
10.15.09 | I love you too puddles | ninjuice
10.15.09 | why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends... | ninjuice
10.15.09 | *awaits "clever" response* | Crysis
10.15.09 | Glad I got you into some good music, my friend. | Metalstyles
10.15.09 | wow
you put me first, and the description...
wow haha, i love you too buddy (Ps: i'm not metalstyles15 no more ;))
anyway cool man, and congrats on your year. I tell you, you should get a damn msn or something brah. OH and good pick for an album, glad to see you still love it. It's also ironic that at first when i decided to register after lurking from september 2008, we only flamed each other and you even negged my first review but look at us now. And you're right, time really has flown by. | Chewie
10.15.09 | on you're next list you should tell us all which users you'd like to kiss the most and why.
Btw, Titan's been banned. | NebSnurb
10.15.09 | I liked Titan, its too bad he died. | Lions
10.15.09 | Titan...I think I remember him being a jerk once and I just made a mental note of it so every time I see the name I think "jerk". But it doesn't matter. I'm sure was an angel. And I've been lurking around sputnik since I first started getting into metal, which was like 4 or 5 years ago. Damn that's a long time. I could be one of those dudes that's been around forever. | Prophet178
10.15.09 | I liked his spongebobatars. | R6Rider
10.15.09 | entertaining list, lol@18 | Motiv3
10.17.09 | lol @ 18, congrats zip! | Phantom
10.17.09 | so when are you going to start listening to good music? | Ragez
10.17.09 | i'm going to just piss you off and say you aren't the worst user here. | kitsch
10.17.09 | ninjuice is a tool but chan and rasp are my bros | kitsch
10.17.09 | o and you are a raging dickhead | Relinquished
12.01.09 | woot i got mentioned nice :) | parksungjoon
09.16.21 | lol | Relinquished
09.16.21 | fuck | Trundle
09.16.21 | Dang, I miss zippa | robertsona
09.16.21 | waior. kitsch!!! | parksungjoon
09.16.21 | waior came back last year didnt he? | robertsona
09.16.21 | yeah he did I just love waior |
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