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Fortunately, I have a college degree and a full time job. Unfortunately, I?m not 15 years old. I don?t have nearly unlimited time to find all of the underground European metal bands who live in thatch huts in the Scandinavian Mountains, make their own instruments from mammoth tusks, eat live infants and worship Norse gods. I wish I was ?cool? enough to listen to them. Since I?m an ass who has a steady income and women in my life I?m stuck with albums like this?
1Across Five Aprils
Life Underwater

Melodic Hardcore by a bunch of Atheist Georgia boys with large beards.
2The Faceless
Planetary Duality

If you don't like Deathcore... I really don't care.

Christian Metalcore before it was cool.
4The Letters Organize
Dead Rhythm Machine

Dirty, sassy rock and fuckin' roll.
5 Pully

Fun fact: Scott Radinsky used to be a left-handed pitcher for the White Sox, Dodgers, Cardinals and Indians.
6 Beneath The Massacre
Evidence of Inequity

See 2.
7Cancer Bats
Hail Destroyer

Fairly solid Metalcore album.
8Despised Icon
The Ills of Modern Man

See 6.
9Shai Hulud
Misanthropy Pure

Pure hated of all mankind... Awesome.
10The Blackout Pact
Hello Sailor

We drink so you don't have to.
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