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News Mod Is A Myth

So I finally hit 500 news articles and I pretty much have nothing to show for it except a number in my profile. Well with that said, I do enjoy bringing all you news daily most of the time and discussing said news items. I may or may not stop posting news, I haven't decided yet, but another 500 isn't looking to be worth it. Anyway, here are 10 of my favorite news articles of the past year.
Still Life

Opeth Bus Crash: So a guy decides to kill himself and what more metal way to do it than
ramming your car into fucking Opeth's tour bus? No better way, thats the answer. It's
probably not good to laugh at this situation but I found it hilarious on many levels, easily
the funniest news of 09.
2Ludwig van Beethoven
Symphony No. 9, D Minor, Op. 125...

Beethoven Carriage Crash: Genius parody article by Mr. Downer, definitely made me laugh at the
3Lady Gaga
The Fame Monster

Lady Gaga Confirmed a Woman: Yeah an article posted by me using Huffington Post
as a source, what of it?
4Portugal. The Man
American Ghetto

American Ghetto Announcement: Actually pretty much all the news leading up to the
release of the album, but the initial announcement was such an awesome surprise as
Portugal. is one of my favorite bands.

"Don't Go on The Forums:" I hope I'm not the only one who remembers
this, but there was an article posted by one of the mods saying not to go
to the forums, then it was edited to say Iluvatar is gay or something, and it
just kept getting edited. Hilarity ensued.
The Argument

Fugazi Stage Banter Surfaces: 40 minutes of Fugazi stage banter in one
audio file. I never thought listening to a band talk to 40 minutes straight
would be an enjoyable experience but it was amazing.
7 Faith No More
King For a Day, Fool For a Lifetime

Faith No More Reunite: Easily the best re (well maybe if Jawbox panned
out...) of the year. Still waiting for these fucks to come to NYC.
8Killswitch Engage
Alive or Just Breathing

Howard Jones Knocks up Pornstar: So this one never made it to Sputnik but it was a
lolacaust. Apparently Howard Jones had to leave the tour because he knocked up
pornstar Allie Foster and left her with the unborn kid. Then Allie posted pictures of her
baby bump and said how much of an asshole Howard is. After all that Allie claimed a
hacker got into her twitter account and made that all up. I still think its true.
9Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish...

Gold fucking Cobra: AOTY
Blackwater Park

Opeth 20th Anniversary Tour/BWP Legacy Edition: What better news than
one of my favorite bands of all time is coming around and playing BWP in full
plus another full set? On top of that they're re-releasing the album with a
DVD. Double awesome.
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