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Pathetic Music Videos

These vids are awful. I'm serious, it's like a mashup of a 1970s "b" horror movie and the original Godzilla. Do NOT watch them unless you think you can handle the madness, which, by the way, YOU CAN'T. Just take my word for it.
1Thousand Foot Krutch

The first thing you see is the lead singer doing his best to look angry. This in itself is enough to disturb even the most cold-hearted soul, but it gets better. Oh, much better. Then he starts "dancing". Where did he learn those moves, by a pot-headed "professional" under an overpass? All in all, this vid's about as fun as a heart attack.
2The Butterfly Effect

Wow. More close-ups than you'd see in an acne cream commercial here, and it accomplishes the same effect: revulsion. Also, the camera shakes like Seattle during a major earthquake. (my apologies to any victims. of the video, I mean.)
Declare Indepence

I don't know where to start. It looks like a Pokemon show crossed with a Japanese game show, and it makes about the same amount of sense. If anyone is willing to sacrifice their eyesight to make sense of it, please send me the results. Or bury them. Your choice.
Execration Text

Look, guys. Instruments. Lots of instruments. You see? You see my instruments? Yeah, that's how hardcore we are. We have lots of instruments. Yeeah.
Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja

I had a dream, once. A dream that all kinds and genres of music could exist together with neither conflict nor hatred, and all musicians would work together, humbly, lovingly, to better their work. This was my dream, and I had hoped to see it through to fruition, so full of hope was I.
Then I saw this video. Screw you, guys. Just... just go away.
6Linkin Park
One Step Closer

I... I didn't want to see that. Now I see it all the time. When I close my eyes. When I fall asleep. I can't make it stop. Can you?
7Dream Evil
The Book Of Heavy Metal

This is crazy. Just pure, inmitigated insanity, and the worst stereotype of a heavy metal video I've ever seen. The problem is, it's just *so entertaining*. It's grown on me. Like fungus.
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