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Sputnik Cookbook

Ever crave a good old-fashioned pie like your grandma used to make, but think it's too much of a challenge to bake a real home- made pie from scratch, crust and all? With these easy steps, you could become the next pie baking contest winner at the county fair. The end result is so tasty and delicious that you won't be able to believe you made it all by yourself. Add some semen on top when serving for an even more delicious taste.

Select 6 strawberries and set aside. Slice remaining strawberries. Combine
sliced strawberries and 1/4 cup sugar; set aside.
Turn oven to 450 degrees. Grease 8" round pan.
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Turn oven to 450 degrees. Grease 8" round pan.
In medium mixing bowl combine flour, cocoa, remaining 1/2 cup sugar,
baking powder and salt. Cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse
crumbs. Combine egg and milk. Add all at once to dry ingredients and stir
just to moisten.
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Spread dough into prepared pan, building up edges slightly. Bake 15 to 18
minutes. Cool 10 minutes. Remove from pan. Place on serving plate.
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Beat whipping cream and confectioners' sugar until stiff. Arrange some
sliced berries atop cake. Spoon whipped cream over top.
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Garnish with reserved whole strawberries. Serve short cake warm with
remaining sliced strawberries. There is enough here for around 8 servings.
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