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Sputnik State Of The U/nion

These are troubling times here at This rampant influx of tasteless plebes has spurred a mass exodus of many of the site's most beloved and fertile users. Terrible lists and threads teeming with equally terrible opinions spawn and multiply at will, unchecked; turning what was once only moderately retarded into a landfill of gross vapidity. While things appear to be at their most bleak, they are not without their silver linings ? or, at least, precious flecks, however miniscule. Promising and productive writers like PaperbackWriter have not gone unnoticed or unappreciated, even amidst the tremendous sump of drivel. A user like Deviant, who has done almost as much to further this site as much of the freshman populace has done to abase it, has climbed the ranks to achieve the undesirable and thankless moniker of moderator. And when this should be a presage of brighter days to come, all that can be mustered is a collective groan. Vexing as it is, I weep for us. But tears will not save us. I am calling for reformation and reclamation. We must band together to take back what is rightfully ours from this grievous horde of inbred mouth-breathers. Deshi basara; deshi basara!
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