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I Listen To Nothing But Gay Music

Just kidding, it doesn't have any real sexual preference. Here is probably my 3rd screamo list or something. I don't know, I've lost count. Recommend me screamo that'll make me cream.... o.
1Circle Takes The Square
As The Roots Undo

'cause I'm so fucking entry-level.
2City Of Caterpillar
City Of Caterpillar

I think I probably make love to this album every night I kind of wish it wasn't just a CD.
3 An Embrace Of Angels
'Ere January Be Unwintered

January is fucking wintered as shit.
4Funeral Diner
The Underdark

If City of Caterpillar is full on lovemaking than this is probably a handjob or something.
Les jours se suivent et ne se ressemblent plus

French screamo scene pretty much rules face.
6Sed Non Satiata
Le Ciel De Notre Enfance

Proving my point.
7Mihai Edrisch
Un Jour Sans Lendemain

And again.
8 Le Pre Ou Je Suis Mort
Le Pre Ou Je Suis Mort

And againnn.
Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes

See where I'm going with this?
10Aussitot Mort

11 Amanda Woodward
La Decadence de la Decadence

Well good.
12Mesa Verde
The Old Road

Scotland rules for screamo too. Based solely on this band since I know of no other Scottish screamo bands.
13Joshua Fit For Battle
To Bring Our Own End

So goddamn fit for battle.
The Moon Is A Dead World

Progressive as ballsss. I will never be able to drum like this. I am not a drummer.
Insomniac Doze

Japanese screamo scene?
16Heaven In Her Arms
Duplex-Coated Obstruction

Okay, nevermind.
17Off Minor
The Heat Death Of The Universe

This is pretty deep. I wish I was deep enough to actually interpret how deep it is though. I don't even know what I'm saying.
Burn Your Bones

Gives me the urge to jump around. I don't actually jump around. That would look stupid.
19Cease Upon The Capitol

Screamo should be more experimental.
20Pg. 99
Document # 8

Or alternatively you could just be really really really awesome at it.
21Swing Kids

Or maybe make it a little jazzy - pioneering it a little helps too.

Or half your band members could allegedly die.
23Loma Prieta
Last City

Or you could pretend half the band members in your other band died in order to generate hype for the new band you formed which was almost as awesome as your previous band but not quite.
24...Who Calls So Loud
...Who Calls So Loud

Or you could just combine your sound with epic post-rock parts.
25Pianos Become The Teeth
Old Pride

And do it again.
26Portraits Of Past
Cypress Dust Witch

And again.
27Men As Trees

And again to your hearts content.
28The Saddest Landscape
Lift Your Burdens High For This is Where We Cross

Then again, aggression is cool too.
29Yaphet Kotto
The Killer Was In The Government Blankets

And so are black people. I guess.
A Retrospective

Or you could just recommend me Saetia over and over and over again until I fucking come round to wherever you are and tear your fucking balls off. You'll love it, I promise.
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