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Music? More Like Aural Sex

I'm feeling lazy today so it would be cool if you could recommend me some more music or whatever. It's all good.
1Brand New

There was this women singing and I was like "wut?" and then this crazy noisy bit started and I was super surprised and jizzed a little and then it was a bit more of a typical song and then it was like alkdsjalskdjlkasjdkljasd and I don't know what to think.
2Rx Bandits
The Resignation

So today I ate some food and it had awesomesauce drizzled over it and this album makes me think "awesome sauce".
3Trapped Under Ice
Secrets of the World

This makes me feel really masculine like I'm wrestling with a rhinoceros or something.
4I Hate Myself
10 Songs

Everytime I listen to this I loathe myself that little bit more.
5Rifles At Recess
To Whisper In Tongues

It has breakdowns and melodeath riffs and stuff.
The Eye of Every Storm

Listening to this makes me feel like I'm actually intelligent for whatever reason
7Pianos Become The Teeth
Old Pride

8Pg. 99
Document #5

This band is better than every other band ever except those other bands that are better than this band.
The Moon is a Dead World

I wish I could make love like the drummer can drum.
No Salvation

This kid came up to me and was like "you're a faggot" so I fucking tore his balls off. Except not really. I went home and listened to Coliseum instead.
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