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40 Reviews: A Look Back

It took me almost five years but I got to forty reviews. It may not seem like a big deal to most of you, but it was hard for me SO BACK OFF. Anyway, here is me updating my thoughts on the albums I reviewed.

Band has been dead ever since I reviewed them. My review was probably what
killed them. I don't think I've listened to them in at least three years.
2Blood For Blood

I loved them then, I love them now. Blood For Blood is one of those influential
bands that just sticks with you.
3The Agony Scene
Get Damned

I think I listened to The Darkest Red recently, and found myself enjoying it in a
shameful way. Anyway, this album aged like milk.
The New Game

lol I gave it a 2.5, what was I thinking
5Goo Goo Dolls
Superstar Car Wash

I will always love the Goo Goo Dolls, despite them being the least elite band ever. I
enjoy this album more than I probably did then.
6The Knux
Remind Me In Three Days

These guys came on the scene with a fair amount of hype and died oh so quickly.
I haven't listened to this in ages, and I honestly have no desire to.
Blueprints For The Black Market

I love Anberlin with an unbridled passion, moving on
Copy. Burn. Distribute. Repeat.

Couldn't find a copy of this album if I tried.
9Five Finger Death Punch
War Is The Answer

I was right on the money with that review, what a terrible band.
10Evergreen Terrace
Almost Home

I have such a soft spot in my heart for these guys. Fun, dumb band.
11State Radio
Let It Go

College kids in Vermont will rage, but fuck this band
12Asking Alexandria
Stand Up And Scream

The black eye of my reviewing career, and easily the most viewed review. Never
do concept reviews, kids

Even more boring now than it was then

The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste

Best industrial album ever imo
The Long Road

17The Bled
Heat Fetish

RIP, love these guys

Its all about them polyrhythms brosef
Starve For The Devil

Least metal metal album ever
20Demon Hunter
The World Is A Thorn

ugh fuck this band forever. Clearly I was starving for attention with this positive
21Dry Kill Logic
The Dead And Dreaming

I stand by my rating, I have nothing more to say
Survival Story

I hope to science this band died an excruciating death
23Evergreen Terrace
Writer's Block

ET covers album. It is what it is
24O. Children
O. Children

Chocolate Rain guy does a goth rock album
25Alexi Murdoch
Time Without Consequence

This album soothes me, it is like a walk through a park
26Poison The Well
Tear From The Red

Worst album of their career aka really damn good
27Misery Signals

Maybe not my favorite album ever anymore, but I still adore it
28The Chariot
Long Live

Best album of their career TO THIS DAY
29Off With Their Heads
In Desolation

Still really like this album, new album in March whooo
30Trap Them
Darker Handcraft

This album is still such an awesome ride
Kill A Celebrity

Haven't listened in forever, would probably still enjoy it
32Darkest Hour
Undoing Ruin

I love Darkest Hour, and the Kris Norris days were so fucking good
33Scar Symmetry
The Unseen Empire

I called this album their "blandest hits." I refuse to back down for that. What a
boring fucking band.
Wisconsin Death Trip

Everyone has to have a guilty pleasure, right? HE'S A LOOOSER SHE SAID
35This Day Forward

This Day Forward gets sadly overlooked when people talk about influential bands
like Poison The Well and shiz
36With Daggers

Band played their last show ever like two weeks ago. It's sad, I kinda liked these kids.
37Make Do And Mend
Everything You Ever Loved

Made my top 20 of the year, I played this album to death over the summer
Me From Myself, To Banish

These guys are bursting at the seams with potential, they could honestly be the
next great thing in hardcore
39Lorene Drive
Romantic Wealth

Album brings the nostalgia
40Nurse With Wound
Homotopy To Marie

Easily the weirdest thing I've reviewed. Reviewed it today, the review blows, so
I'm getting better
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