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05.11.08 10 Reasons All Music Guide Is Full Of S05.09.08 California!
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10 Reasons All Music Guide Is Full Of Shit

The premiere music site that thinks it knows everything there is to know about music while simultaneously knowing nothing at all about much of it.
1All recent In Flames albums (including STYE) getting 4 stars-True Melo Death aficionados here. Bravo

True Melo Death aficionados here. Bravo.
2St. Anger 3 and 1/2 stars-Self-explanatory

3Dredg El Cielo: positive review 2 and 1/2 stars?- why didn't you just say you didn't like it?

Eh if you didn't like it why didn't you write a review that actually said that?
4Lowering 30 Seconds to Mars Self-Titled from 4 and 1/2 stars to 2 after ABL came out- ?

Okay, ABL kinda sucked, but WTF.
5Not letting the reviewer who actually likes and knows about Sevendust review them anymore.-WTF

Having someone on there site who likes more than just prissy elitist b.s. I guess was too threatening to their sparkling reputation
6Fall Out Boy albums getting 4 and 1/2 stars- That's a good one.

That's a good one.
7Recent COB albums getting 3 and 1/2 stars-They're a popular band with metal people, so we'd better

They're a popular band with metal people, so we'd better give them good reviews.
8Old school, awesome Incubus gets 2 and 3 stars while new and sucky incubus gets all 4's and 4 1/2'

OMG they're so mature now!
9KoRn See You On the Other Side; the future of rap-metal?-L.D 50? White Pony? Toxicity?

L.D 50? White Pony? Toxicity?
10Most recent Hilary Duff and Ashlee Simpson albums 4 stars.- LMAO

Well smack my buttocks and call me Smithy!
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