ZilbelPing
09.08.11 | " Somequest ended up murdering Maniac! and Josh D in a revolt and got thrown offboard and later swallowed by Moby Dick only to be thrown up and tamed the beast as his own chauffeur."
Fucking lol |
someguest
09.08.11 | hahahahahha |
eternium
09.08.11 | This is great. |
psykonaut
09.08.11 | this is how "favorite users" lists should be done, sputnik take note |
Maniac!
09.08.11 | You let me get killed? I'm the judo master |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Mead consumption: Out of control. It's been reported that there have been multiple casualties and extensive property damage occuring in Central France. Scratch that, all of France. |
someguest
09.08.11 | you think that would stop me? |
Josh D.
09.08.11 | HSThomas is one of the dumbest fucks on the site, congrats. |
DeafMetal
09.08.11 | awesome |
Gyromania
09.08.11 | i'm not in this, damn =[ |
Parallels
09.08.11 | lol nice shit sir |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | HSThomas has a solid taste in music and a bro like quality that it makes it impossible to hate. Sorry Gyro we dont talk anymore. Did you get the fruitcake I sent you last year? I got no response after that. |
someguest
09.08.11 | I don't know if "somequest" was intentional, but being a PILLAGING ADVENTURE who cares. |
Ovrot
09.08.11 | the fuck dude?
my sword collection not metal enough? |
Inveigh
09.08.11 | y'all want the finest in illicit drugs, alcohol and whores you gots to go through me |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Inveigh is the shady trader we later brought onto ship from port. |
Inveigh
09.08.11 | shaping up to be one hell of a loot and plunder operation |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Our ship has a converted opium den for those late breezy nights. |
Inveigh
09.08.11 | populated with wenches and ladies of the night. |
ffs
09.08.11 | not to trample on ur dreams but im pretty sure the pillaging industry is long past any notable activity. |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | BRINGING BACK SOCIAL DARWINISM BACK IN A BIG WAY WITH OUR FEARSOME MIGHT BEFORE 7 MINUTES LATER WE ALL GET GUNNED DOWN WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONRY. |
wabbit
09.08.11 | I LIKE PIRATE/ VIKING (WHICH YOU SEEM TO BE GETTING AWAY FROM) STUFF |
Relinquished
09.08.11 | I'm also Italian/German
I'll make the pasta |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | and sauerkraut. |
kris.
09.08.11 | dude balls what the fuck you asshole
drunk and ready to pillage
and i'm not on your list |
ShadowRemains
09.08.11 | balls u disappoint me
greatly |
Hyperion1001
09.08.11 | I look like a viking. |
Asiatic667
09.08.11 | I'm an extra who gets cut down in one of the raids and lets out a bloodcurdling wilhelm scream |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Kris and Shadow and Hyperion come on now, you should know better, you form the second reserve whom we rendezvous at the Alligator Skullfucking island from which point we join forces, arm our ship to the fullest extent and lay the world to waste.
Holy fuck asiataic havent seen you in forever. |
kris.
09.08.11 | yeah but
i want to fucking pillage and im drunk
so
man i dont like this second reserve bullshit |
ShadowRemains
09.08.11 | k cool i'm down, i'll hold down minas morgul or w/e while i'm waiting |
Hyperion1001
09.08.11 | Can i be the blacksmith and make you guys enchanted weaponry? |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Whining shows weakness, at this rate Kriss you would have been sawed in half by pit with a tree branch. Man up and you'll be promoted. Yes hyperion I forgot blacksmith position. |
Ovrot
09.08.11 | can my hair guide your voyage? |
AngelofDeath
09.08.11 | Ah, now this is a good list. |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Go ahead but if you forget to bring multiple copies of The Life Aquatic i'll gut you with a rusty fish hook. |
Hyperion1001
09.08.11 | I have groundhogs day on repeat while it work usually that's what makes the weapons magical. |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Ahh shit Ovrot you are resolved. Bill Murray marathon...HEIL CTHULHU. |
Ovrot
09.08.11 | Angel can vouch for my hair |
kris.
09.08.11 | luck of the irish protects me |
Hyperion1001
09.08.11 | Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! |
Poet
09.08.11 | What the fuck Wylie? Where the hell am I? |
rasputin
09.08.11 | we shall rape ALL of the women |
Hyperion1001
09.08.11 | Rape them all of the times. |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | AND PIGS.
Come on poet....when do we ever chat anymore? We're out of touch, nevertheless I assign you to captain of ship 3. Satana Skeletinosis. |
Hyperion1001
09.08.11 | Holy shit i'm wearing my Cthulhu Cult shirt right now holy fuck i forgot awesome. |
Poet
09.08.11 | We never chat because I'm at school. When you ever chat with Dethrasher?
Our arguing alone plus our mutual love of the Panthers should allow this "out of touchness" to just be a hiccup in our relationship. |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.11 | Good point but Dethrasher is motherfucking dethrasher. |
AngelofDeath
09.08.11 | Not a single woman shall go unraped. |
Wolfhorde
09.10.11 | I'm honored. *pledges loyalty with longsword in hands* I also have unrestricted access to good mead and I'm able to deal with every diplomatic incident. |
foreverendeared
09.10.11 | hahaha love it |
FromDaHood
09.10.11 | andcas could be the designated driver |
bannedwarrior
09.10.11 | awesome list brother |
FatChickIrl
09.10.11 | awesome shit man i love it |
Winsomniac
09.10.11 | Fuckin' Pussy. |
Blind
09.10.11 | can i be the stowaway it'd b perfect cuz you'd see me there about as often as you do here *fingers crossed* |
sifFlammable
09.10.11 | so who are the '9' users again |
Dryden
09.10.11 | look |
sifFlammable
09.11.11 | im counting 12 |
Relinquished
09.11.11 | he said there was twelve |
FrankRedHot
09.11.11 | Anyone who can make sauerkraut is okay in my book.... |
tkxxx7
09.11.11 | no one loves me |
FrankRedHot
09.11.11 | Well, there is that black thing..... |
tkxxx7
09.11.11 | Pit sighting |
jrowa001
09.11.11 | lame. just cuz im not on here. then again im barely a user on this site anymore |
Wolfhorde
09.11.11 | "no one loves me"
Learn something productive, like prodcucing good alcohol. |
tkxxx7
09.11.11 | Or reducing Wolfhorde appearances |
BallsToTheWall
09.11.11 | 666 |
KILL
09.11.11 | sweet |