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Why The Kaz' Destroys Everything Else

i found a kazoo from when i was seven and it is the greatest instruement ever. heres why.
1 Tone
buzz bliss. like, blisszz

This kazoo makes very cool sounds similar to a loud kid with down syndrome. It buzzes very much which is a +!
2 Speed

I can now play so much faster due to the loss of 'talent.' The lsides are great but only if I choose to lpay notes.
3 Improvement
i can play enter sandman its prtty coool

kazoo opened my eyes to a new style of playing and i have since improved my recorder and washboard skills
4 Vibrato
what is that

is that the thing that makes notes shake a lot because the kazoo can do that too because its awesome like that holy shit yeah it can. i don't know if it can bend tho because its plastic
5 Restecp
el guapo

I admit it. I got this to show off to all of my friends who play their "real" instruments. What does that even mean aynway. But when they're busy dicking around on a fretless bass or something and I whip out my kazzmaster, they're stunned speechless. fuck satch
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