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Users Rated By The Master

users and how i think of them with an album related to them
extreme behavior

bringonthebreakdown - he sucks, tries too hard to be funny and posts 2007 memes everywhere, signs off one of his great jokes with LOL XD. grade - 1/5
...and justice for all

metallicaman8 - decent reviewer i guess, even though all his reviews were "the bass sounds good and the guitar sounds good and the drums are like that so every album ever gets a 4.5" so grade - 3/5

KILL - great user. he has passion and knows true rock. only con is no con cause he knows true rock. grade - 5/5
4 great white
we suck

bighans - hans rules and all, he's got a great attitude and loves the rock, but he likes lots of hair shit and i'm pretty sure he has reload at a 5. otherwise, amazing user. grade - 4.5/5
5 nickelback

kimmsightmatters - i have her as a friend on facebook, she showed me nudes. nah jk, but she's a nice gal but takes shit too seriously and shit. grade - 2.5/5
6 some pop artist
some pop album

conradtao - I used to really dislike this bitch, as far as disliking a sputnikmusic user goes. he came off as a total twat, but i like how when i accused him of sodomizing men and being a false rocker or some shit, he didnt go straight for bringonthebreakdown style comments with "u is retard lol xd" and then I saw that he writes good reviews and he apparently likes dinosaur jr so yeah. grade - 3.5/5
7 prog, death metal, black metal, thrash, all good rock
all their albums too

AngelOfDeath - diverse motherfucker. good attitude, good guy, has heard seemingly every album ever. first user besides me to jam husker du and toxik and rush on the same day. grade - 5/5
the argument

SeaAnenome - well he reported me once and he doesn't seem to dig rock music too much. I mean proper rock. he's never heard a sabbath tune if i had to guess. but he sometimes makes me smile cause he digs minutemen, the huskers, the descendents, some good shit. I have not determined if this is for show or not. hmmm? odd user. grade - ?/5
9jethro tull
heavy horses

jethro42 - oldest sputnik user by at least 30 years, the man is pushing 70 and continues to rock. he's partied with the best of them. he smoked peyote in the azulu mountains with ian anderson, he was a roadie for genesis, and he played cowbell for camel. the man is a rockstar, folks. only con i see is the fact that he's seen genesis like 50 times and none of those times had peter gabriel. grade - 4/5
10 led zeppelin
well he likes indie now

bron yr aur - before most of yall fuckers time. cool dude, really influenced the way i write reviews cause when i joined sputnik i liked led zeppelin and the beatles. and thats all this fucker reviewed. even though his reviews are just really well-written track by tracks with lots of thesaurus humping, oh well. they rule. rip bron. grade - 3.5/5
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