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| Shows of 2015
broke for most of the year. broke now. fuck it. this is how i rocked in 2015 | | 1 |  | Sleep
Sleep's Holy Mountain
sleep and windhand - the masquerade, atlanta. didnt go to a show til may but it was worth the wait, fuckin killer. sold out show and lots of people there who probably only listen to stoner shit but i cant complain, nice change up from the usual super-smelly macho metal crowd. chick from windhand was sexy and they sound pretty damn good, standard doom shit though. sleep was the real deal. i was baked but the buzz was wearin off - sleep came out and got me higher. spiritual and moving i was transported through time by pike's nasty ass sweat and al's burrito farts. | | 2 |  | Rush
R40 Live
rush - verizon wireless amphitheatre, atlanta. do i even need to describe this fuckin shit? xanadu. jacobs ladder. roll the bones with trailer park boys. lakeside park...anthem. if you werent there, youre a fuckin idiot. i hope rush decide to bring this over to england sometime for the sake of my buddy KILL but lets be honest - this is a good time to go out. dont want rush becoming the rolling stones. i mean how can they top such a grand finale (pun intended) as this? fuckin great. sadly peart's been itchin to retire since he was like 35 so now that his ass is nearly twice that he aint gonna play drums ever again... i guess portnoy can join these fucks and take the rock over to the UK so KILL can hear hemispheres prelude live | | 3 |  | Melvins
Hold It In
melvins and le butcherettes, exit-in, nashville TN. my buddy nick is a huge melvins nut, he's been to 10 shows and posts on their forum and shit (so do i but im not as obsessed). anyway he was expressing interest in going so i said fuck it, always down for a melvins show. cheap as hell and they deliver. le butcherettes aint my style but they were fun and teri gender bender is really friendly, we talked about kate bush after the show. melvins delivered as always but their set felt like it was 30 minutes, not as good as the 2013 show with 2 drummers, not as good as buzzo's solo acoustic show either, but it was sweet. cant wait to see em with napalm death in april | | 4 |  | GWAR
Scumdogs of the Universe
gwar, butcher babies - track 29, chattanooga TN. butcher babies was truly one of the worst live acts ive ever seen and gwar's dumbfuck scene kid fanbase ate those dumbasses up like they were the fuckin beatles. me and johnny were standin totally still in a hall filled with false fuckin posers with neon outfits flailin around like headless chickens, except headless chickens have better taste. anyway so i endured these dumbass bitches jumpin on trampolines to chuggy queef riffs. GWAR comes out and they were fun, i got jizzed on and blood and all that shit and the old classics still sound sweet but oderus is dead and they really arent funny anymore. i mean it was worth going, gwar 30 minutes from your house is a deal but get better writers and get a better opening act. i mean my dad saw the melvins open for gwar in 92 and that was prolly 8 dollars, i paid 25 to see gwar make fun of cell phones and kanye west to keep up with the times | | 5 |  | Ozric Tentacles
Strangeitude
ozric tentacles and the mantras, terminal west, atlanta ga. killer fuckin show. killer. lots of hippies, good vibe, didnt stink too bad. lots of old proggers and fusion nuts, saw a test for echo shirt and a crimson discipline t. the mantras were pretty boring, theyre just some jam band, really talented musicians but the jams go nowhere for too long, they did cover king crimson's thela hun ginjeet which was cool. anyway those guys got off stage and i move up front for ozric, ozric was spacey and fuckin wild, lots of old shit and new shit. met the whole band afterwards, nice people | | 6 |  | Mayhem
Live in Leipzig
mayhem/watain/rotting christ - masquerade, atlanta. probably my last show of the year unless i go to high on fire/crowbar next week (still a maybe) but man this was pretty fun. now the openers werent too great uhh. these dudes before rotting christ, im guessing a local band, but god they were horrible. they even got heckled. some dick in a gay costume is bangin on shit, some dude was fuckin DJing makin dubstep noises while some hot chick played guitar like a retard. very terrible "experimental" music. stick to satan and vikings and winter you fools. remember KISS started black metal anyway and remember what their name stands for :D. anyway so rotting christ comes out, they remind me of like, amon amarth. it was fun but not somethin i'd listen to, bit too skyrim-y for me. watain is gay but they were pretty entertaining, im pretty sure their singer was on american idol or some shit and decided to do black metal instead cause he's one flamboyant guy. mayhem was true as fuck. | |
sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | yup | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | for me this is a lot of shows for one year | R6Rider
12.05.15 | "Dumbass bitches jumping on trampolines to queef chug riffs."
Lol | Futures
12.05.15 | amazing list | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | thanks | Titan
12.05.15 | they cant go out like that sonic.......we ALL need our proper closure with that band.....R40 didnt provide that because we weren't sure.....8-10 stop stadium tour coming in a few years
funny as hell too | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | Lol bro we all would've liked to have seen a 100 date tour like the days of old but I gotta call ou like I see it. Rush is done | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | thanks though i actually hired a comedy writer for this list | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | All Doug benson wanted was a joint and a name drop man | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | He also wrote that joke | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | Nah I'm bein retarded i been up forever. I didn't hire that fucker to do this i just have powerful observations on shows. I study the music hard | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | I did get zebra to ghostwrite a review | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | And med57 and metallicaman8 (rip) gave me some pointers for my Genesis reviews | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | Rest in peace enwistle. The Sputnik emeritus and the bassist | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | Ent I mean. Shoutout to the retarded kids at r/trees | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | Yet aiwaz lives | sonictheplumber
12.05.15 | Postmaster p | grannypantys
12.05.15 | speaking of the melvins, they're touring with Napalm Death and Melt Banana next year and trying to hit all 50 states
yes plz | someguest
12.05.15 | no diamond, sonic?
cool list | sonictheplumber
12.06.15 | My friends already considering Hittin up 2-3 shows on that melvins napalm tour, I'm gonna try and tag along to all of them. But those bands plus melt banana 2 nights in a row and I'll lose my ears | sonictheplumber
12.06.15 | Someguest unfortunately diamond was outta my price range. Went with mayhem but woulda rather seen the king. | sonictheplumber
12.13.15 | Bump to say I did go see high on fire and crowbar and it was sweet. Met Matt pike, he said he likes rush |
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