Fort23
12.14.20 | Pots lets take it over here long island has the best food best bagels best pizza canada has what tim hortons? The khadr family? |
Colton
12.14.20 | why would give a shit about disgusting Long Island when I live in Burlington, the greatest city in the world |
Ryus
12.14.20 | yea this is wrong ngl |
Fort23
12.14.20 | What do you eat in vermont fucking alt j cds |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Its not in order |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | Hahahaha fuck sakes fort |
Jasdevi087
12.14.20 | canada has east hastings |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | I'm from Long Island and can confirm that Long Island sucks unless you count Brooklyn and Queens |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | We do have great bagels though |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Nah ars you were just not accepted on da island comeonnn dont be a chooch be honest |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | Ny bagels are amazing but those salt bagels are too much how do you eat those shits |
sonictheplumber
12.14.20 | wtf? comment in my thread |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Egg everything is the best kinda bagel, especially with chive and onion cream cheese, toasted
Great now I'm craving one and it's 8:21 pm :/ |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Nah listen you gotta get two fried eggs, sausage, bacon and swish cheese on a SESAME bagel boom you will not gro wrong and me too ars im starvjng |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | "canada has east hastings"
Sometimes I'm like hmm gentrification is bad and then I go to east hastings and I'm like holy fuck gentrify this bitch immediately |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Wtf is that sounds like somehwhere in game of thrones world |
Jasdevi087
12.14.20 | east hastings is like the real life version of Hamsterdam from The Wire but somehow worse |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | I wish |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Sound mad cool tho |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | The closest thing to somewhere in game of thrones world it would be is that river where the people with the infectious scale disease climb into your boat and try to touch you |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Sesame's good, but if I'm gonna get a single seed bagel, it's gonna be a poppy
"Nah ars you were just not accepted on da island comeonnn dont be a chooch be honest"
IDK I assume south shore Nassau is probably fine, especially the part close to Queens, but I'm from an area in Suffolk which is conservative, preppy and boring |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Yeah nah i know nassau all day baby lessgoooo i dont count suffolk you right |
Colton
12.14.20 | Everything bagels are so much better than every other type of bagel |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | @Colton: have you had an egg everything, though? |
SitarHero
12.14.20 | "unless you count Brooklyn and Queens"
LMAO but who does that? |
Fort23
12.14.20 | No they not god colton you have the worst takes |
Fort23
12.14.20 | And im sorry sonic you told me to stop spamming! |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | If it makes you feel better, I've only seen old people order the salt bagels
Most go for everything's, sesame, poppy, or those weird sugary strawberry ones (yuck to those though) |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | Yeah its an old jew thing, my grandpa loves em |
Colton
12.14.20 | most everything bagels have a good amount of salt added |
Colton
12.14.20 | and no Ars because eggs are stupid |
Colton
12.14.20 | the ones I like pretty much just taste like salt. plain sesame or poppy seed bagels without the salt added taste like nothing |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | "and no Ars because eggs are stupid"
Wat
Someone needs to make a list of all of Colton's wtf takes |
Colton
12.14.20 | eggs are one of the dumbest foods in the world in terms of concept, taste, nutrient profile and logistics. like shrimp |
Colton
12.14.20 | actually shrimp don't taste that bad and don't have a terrible nutrient profile but why tf would you scour the ocean floor for a bunch of tiny ass little baby fish |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | @normal its not even that salt is the only topping. That would be fine if it were in moderation. No, ny salt bagels are basically fucking COVERED in giant crystals of kosher salt.
Like literally so much salt that its just straight up inedible |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | "like shrimp"
......
....
...
.....you must be trollin', who the fuck picks 1 seafood to hate and it's shrimp |
Colton
12.14.20 | you can't deny that conceptually, shrimp are dumb as hell. the amount of money and effort it takes to gather them + the ecological impact of it just so you can get this tiny little bit of food makes no sense |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | You know that awful mouth feeling when you eat too much salt all at once? You get that before you finish even half the bagel |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Colton, have you actually ever cooked something, and if so how do you not see the value in eggs. They're like cooking glue |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | Colton no one gives a fuck people just like how shrimp and eggs taste go faun over your shitty steamed carrots |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | And seriously dude clearly couldn't cook to save his life if he doesn't understand the functionality of eggs |
Colton
12.14.20 | if you think you need eggs to cook you're probably not as good at cooking as you think |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | Holy fuck you are sooo stupid I wish abortions were legal on people however old you are |
Fort23
12.14.20 | What do you cook with dick cream lol |
Colton
12.14.20 | idk who indoctrinated you guys into believing eggs are some magical food that are entirely necessary for every recipe ever |
Colton
12.14.20 | that's nasty |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | I made chicken parm tonight and I'm gotta tell if you: if I used something other than eggs to make the breadcrumbs stick to the chicken it would've tasted super wrong |
Fort23
12.14.20 | MAAAAADOONNNNEEEEE ๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท |
Colton
12.14.20 | I will never just cook and eat an egg like that, fuck that. fuck that to the moon and back |
Colton
12.14.20 | bunch of unborn baby chicken goo in some kind of satanic shell |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Are you like a vegan or something?
Wait no that can't be it, you like Little Ceaser's pizza |
Colton
12.14.20 | it's just gross man |
DamnVanne
12.14.20 | Now thatโs the most insane shit Iโve ever heard |
Fort23
12.14.20 | He thinks pizzaiola is the best pizza fucking pervert |
Colton
12.14.20 | it is |
Fort23
12.14.20 | itโs just gross man |
Colton
12.14.20 | weak |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Youve never had no real pizza no real vitos, or ginos, or francescos pizza maddone youre a stunad ! |
Colton
12.14.20 | Gino's is one of the most popular pizza chains in Ontario |
Colton
12.14.20 | you probably like ranch with your pizza |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Ginos is a generic pizzeria name in the real world please dont brag about being from canada |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Fort, have you been to King Umberto's in Elmont?
That's my fave pizza in Nassau |
Colton
12.14.20 | yeah fort, evidently you're the one that didn't know that |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Hell yeah nice elmont name drop my boy |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Colton, Fort legit said "vitos, ginos, and francescos" BECAUSE they're the most generic pizzeria names, can you read lol? |
Colton
12.14.20 | so he said "you've never had no real pizza" and then listed the three most generic pizza place names in the world? how does that prove his point lol just eat Pizzaiolo |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Colton is downs |
Colton
12.14.20 | Fort's argument is that he has superior taste in pizza because he can name the three most generic pizzeria names in the world |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | No, his point is that if you walked into any pizzeria named Francesco's on Long Island, you'd know he was right |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Yeah colton being from canada your brain just doesnt understand this shit |
Colton
12.14.20 | if you walked into Gino's Pizza in Burlington you would know everything you've ever said has been wrong |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Burlington, Ontario?
Damn that's close to Buffalo, I wish I still went to UB so I could test that out (and to tell you personally it's not as good) |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | WAIT Colton, is your pizza anything like Buffalo style pizza, because Pizza in Buffalo is a disgrace |
Colton
12.14.20 | our pizza is uniquely delicious especially Pizzaiolo |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g154984-d12291894-Reviews-Pizzaiolo_Gourmet_Pizza-Burlington_Ontario.html
I googled "burlington ontario Pizzaiolo" and HOLY FUCK WHY IS IT 99% bread
Is it always that jet puffed? |
Colton
12.14.20 | https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Restaurant_Review-g154984-d12291894-Reviews-Pizzaiolo_Gourmet_Pizza-Burlington_Ontario.html#photos;aggregationId=&albumid=101&filter=7&ff=323877259
dude look at that shit it's amazing |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Rip fat pat musitano |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Colton, what the actual fuck |
unclereich
12.14.20 | I love Canada, only thing I miss in my visits is diversity. too many white folks up north |
Colton
12.14.20 | yeah up north is like that, but there's actually more minorities in Toronto than white people. meaning white people are the real minorities I guess |
Colton
12.14.20 | Ars your soft American taste buds can't comprehend anything other than paper thin burnt cardboard for crust |
unclereich
12.14.20 | never been |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Colton, look at this from King Umberto's:
https://media.onebite.app/51/d9/11/1a/51d9111a-0b7c-4a05-87f8-0cfc02739144.jpg |
Colton
12.14.20 | lol is that a joke Ars? wtf even is that? |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Madonne looks good af |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Colton is canadian, therefore, retarded |
Colton
12.14.20 | that's the nastiest, most stale dead looking spinach I've ever seen, and why are their random splotches of tomato sauce and streaks of that weird off coloured cheese? it looks like a toddler made it
Spinach is not supposed to be that colour... |
Fort23
12.14.20 | This the pizza colton eats
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61OFRUnG02L.jpg |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | You think that's spinach..........
it's basil leaves holy fuck |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | "of that weird off coloured cheese"
Do you mean what mozzarella looks like when it isn't cheap? |
unclereich
12.14.20 | you'd have to pay me to go to Long Island or any part of shit hole NY |
Colton
12.14.20 | idk what "basil" is but it shouldn't be that colour either
also mozzarella is the worst cheese honestly so making it the main attraction just means your pizza is weak
|
Fort23
12.14.20 | Any part of Ny> the rest of the world and thats a fact |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Colton stop playing with my boy ars |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Yeah no way he isn't trolling with that "idk what basil is" comment
His favorite pizza does look gross though still |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Colton steady making american cheese pizzas
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/uC7z2rNLI-Ot7KFoz1VHx50n4zJQCLKt6aQyYGy1TaFmIivYfZ0ZV-rnymhscXRoUJu9j5beDXB4oU95-irv8AFNCbsMOrnnjkZsspHtDs691jV7 |
Colton
12.14.20 | it looks the exact same as spinach shut up |
Colton
12.14.20 | sorry I don't have a phd in fuckin leaf identification |
Fort23
12.14.20 | ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ค๐ท |
Fort23
12.14.20 | โYou hand this guy colton a spinach, he might try and fuck it ๐ค๐๐ญ๐ญโ |
Colton
12.14.20 | nice octagon |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Y'know I didn't think "Long Island > Canada" was true before this thread, but now I do |
sixdegrees
12.14.20 | both should be nuked |
Colton
12.14.20 | only thing that equals Pizzaiolo is Pizza Pizza with pesto sauce instead of tomato and 2x goat cheese + feta + mushrooms + garlic powder and a creamy garlic dip |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Fuck yeah jared fuck these slow ass non islanders they dont know shit ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ท๐ค |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Do you know what the main ingredient in pesto is, Colton? |
Colton
12.14.20 | my context clues are telling me it's basil leaves |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Yes |
Colton
12.14.20 | pesto is the shit |
Titan
12.14.20 | Was born in Queens, raised in Nassau County, worked in Manhattan and Brooklyn. I thought it was a great place to live, had a great childhood and young adult life. Too expensive for what it is though.
And yes, long island has THE BEST pizza and bagels that you'll ever have. |
Colton
12.14.20 | this is how I picture Long Island pizza https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Chicago-style_pizza.jpg/1200px-Chicago-style_pizza.jpg |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Fresh basil leaves, garlic, olive oil, parmesan or romano cheese, and pine nuts
Though pine nuts are hella expensive, so sometimes I sub walnuts for them when I make it
|
Titan
12.14.20 | Lol not even close |
Colton
12.14.20 | speaking of pine nuts though, pine nut hummus is so good. Best kind for sure |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Chicago-style_pizza.jpg/1200px-Chicago-style_pizza.jpg"
Long Island Pizza (and NYC pizza) is thin and crispy, it's kinda the opposite in everyway, your link looks like Chicago deep dish |
Colton
12.14.20 | nah pretty sure that's Long Island |
Colton
12.14.20 | Ars talks shit about Pizzaiolo and then eats shit like that smh |
Ryus
12.14.20 | "this is how I picture Long Island pizza"
"Chicago-style_pizza.jpg" |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | I've never had deep dish, but I'd be curious to try it even though it looks like a heart attack |
Colton
12.14.20 | whatever it is in that picture looks nasty, looks like they put big chunks of tomatoes on the pizza |
Ryus
12.14.20 | this is the type of shit u need tbh https://www.walksofnewyork.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/johns-pizzeria-nyc-pepperoni-sausage-basil-610x407.jpg |
Colton
12.14.20 | that looks like Gino's Pizza in Ontario. decent but nothing special |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Ontario๐คฎ๐คฎ |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Nah seriously tho do you guys know about the rizzuto family and (rip) pat musitano |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Looks good Ryus, but not the best I've seen |
Ryus
12.14.20 | its not only looks that matter folks
make your way down to johns pizza on bleecker st |
Colton
12.14.20 | that shit honestly looks flat and boring sorry Ryus |
Ryus
12.14.20 | refer to my previous comment tbh |
ArsMoriendi
12.14.20 | Flat is good because flat usually means crispy
also when I'm in Greenwich Village again (which sadly won't be for a while due to covid,) I'll be sure to do that
If you're ever in Nassau, check King Umberto's (get the Grandma slice) |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Thats because you shove beavers up your ass in the ontario river fawking jabroni @colton |
Colton
12.14.20 | have you ever even seen a river before |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.14.20 | "you shove beavers up your ass in the ontario river fawking jabroni"
Funny, this is actually the official definition of people who live in rural Ontario |
Colton
12.14.20 | you guys couldn't handle one single beaver up your ass |
climactic
12.14.20 | "best bagels best pizza"
nj >>> for both
""unless you count Brooklyn and Queens"
no one does this
long island cope |
Ryus
12.14.20 | lmao long island cope for real |
Sinternet
12.14.20 | >NA
no thanks |
unclereich
12.14.20 | clom youre a cali kid now shush |
Fort23
12.14.20 | New jersey gtfoh, maybe if youd said north jersey id say they come close but you cant throw all of jersey in there most of that state looks like pennsylvania shoutout barone sanitation๐ค๐ท |
bigweinerdon
12.14.20 | how is long island better than the best country in the world though |
Fort23
12.14.20 | Canada is not a country |
