Merkin
06.29.10 | i am 38 years old, but because i am a dorky metal head no girls will go near me ;) |
Dryden
06.29.10 | ever hear of hookers. sex with a different immolation album would be more enjoyable also |
Merkin
06.29.10 | haha i was kidding, sorry its not so apparent. |
Emim
06.29.10 | Meh, it's overrated.
inb4 "Red flag for a virgin" |
FadeToBlack
06.29.10 | u could always dig up a corpse and fuck it |
Merkin
06.29.10 | yea had to be one of those three haha, tho i cant say ive had sex to an album so that parts true. not sure i would actually like to do it to any of these either but kinda food for thought |
Dryden
06.29.10 | "u could always dig up a corpse and fuck it"
problem done, he will get laid from that and wont regret it. |
FadeToBlack
06.29.10 | n listen to symphonies of sickness it will be fun trust me |
STOP SHOUTING!
06.29.10 | "u could always dig up a corpse and fuck it"
that sounds a bit dirty. |
Slum
06.29.10 | Make sex to Jane Doe. Perfect donkey punch soundtrack. |
MoosechriS
06.29.10 | You could try wanking to the berzerker!? Possibly rip your own foreskin off but hey it's worth a try lol |
Dryden
06.29.10 | lol! |
FadeToBlack
06.29.10 | yea the berzerker r so hevy mang |
dnor
06.29.10 | "haha i was kidding, sorry its not so apparent"
I knew this was a troll right away. Metal kids get laid all the time but its ugly dyke looking girls that wear black, chains, and boots.
I'd say I was a virgin too if that's what I was humping... |
FadeToBlack
06.29.10 | siq burn |
dnor
06.29.10 | thnx d00d. |
Merkin
06.29.10 | im not a metal head, i hate the tards who wear all black and have long hair... probs not a great place to say that.
i aslo get way hotter girls than any of you period. |
Asiatic667
06.29.10 | Yeah, sex is ok, but it's like who cares. It's been so processed and glamourized by Hollywood and the media that it can't live up to the rediculous reputation it's been set. |
BallsToTheWall
06.29.10 | Anna Nicole Smith is still lookin good. |
porch
06.29.10 | "i aslo get way hotter girls than any of you period."
getting angry now |
Merkin
06.29.10 | ^ again joke... i get the feeling this is being taken the wrong way |
porch
06.29.10 | calm down |
FadeToBlack
06.29.10 | level of butt hurt is now 72 |
ameypv
06.29.10 | lol thread |
ShyGuy
08.27.10 | sex is almost worth the mounds of hyperbolic claim it receives |
Emim
08.27.10 | You're a pretty shy guy, aren't you? |
Big Baby Jesus
08.27.10 | Damn, I am no longer self conscious about not losing my virginity until i was 9. |
