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11 Greatest Dates in the History of Music

Here are the 11 greatest days in the history of music. In chronological order obviously. The deions wont work so read the first comment to see them.
1April 13th 1948

A young Elvis Presley pretends to be a fat man to impress his friends. His mother catches him and warns him that if the wind changes he will stay that way forever. Elvis laughs off his mothers warning. 30 years later, on a windy December night, Elvis performs the same impression at a party. MORAL: Always listen to your mother.
2February 28th 1960

Barry Gibb is given an atomic wedgie by his brother Maurice. The damage is said to be irreparable.
3June 23rd 1963

Brian Wilson decides that method writing, much like method acting, is the shit. A day later he writes ?In My Room? and isn?t seen for 5 years.
4March 10th 1966

John Lennon orders a single egg yoke from Japanese hotel ? Yoko Ono is promptly sent to his room by mistake.
5August 1st 1976

A 9 year old Jeff Buckley misses his learn to swim class with a cold.
6January 1st 1980

The 80's begin.
7November 3rd 1988

Michael Jackson straightens his afro for the first time ? is very pleased with the result.
8April 5th 1994

Contrary to popular belief Kurt Cobain does in fact have a gun. This is not discovered for another 3 days ? and neither is he.
9July 13th 2004

Talented singer song writer James Blunt is discovered and quickly signed to a recording contract by American label ?Custard?. Soon after he breaks up with his extremely attractive girlfriend and immediately regrets his decision.
10May 12th 2006

Axle Rose and Guns N Roses begin their latest world tour.
11October 25th 2030

Sean Preston Federline Spears creates a pop, techno, rap hybrid and releases his first album. The world explodes.
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